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Clips from 30 Rock - There's No I in America (S07E07)

"And they will do whatever I say."
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"- Going somewhere, Lemon? - Nothing!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Liz, there you are."
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"I need you to marry me so I don't get sent back to Canada."
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"Really? Now you have a thing?"
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"Like, um..."
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"Okay, you two can talk about America all you want,"
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"My absentee ballot from Stone Mountain."
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"Until this year, I wasn't allowed to vote"
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"but I never felt like a true American until today."
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"Probably because I get all my news"
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"You have? Why?"
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"Someone has to be the first person"
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"to make a joke after a celebrity dies."
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"ever to be up for reelection. Whoo! Historical."
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"Dude, that's not happening this year."
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"- No one's that excited. - Then get excited."
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""that was a really good American pie, Pete."
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"Four more years! That's the spirit!"
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"So, what was that attack ad that I saw on the TGS feed?"
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"Liz Lemon says she's Jenna Maroney's friend,"
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"Liz Lemon..."
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"quite well with both manic and depressive Jenna."
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"But this is what you do."
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"and having been shot and left for dead"
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"and I haven't been able to move you an inch."
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"Good God, Lemon."
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"Enough with the histrionics."
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"It's not great, but you know what?"
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"My friend jojo did it with a toaster, and it's still good."
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"the newest flavor of Mountain Dew."
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"I think the slogan this year is "forward.""
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Welcome to the first and only debate"
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"But under Mitt Romney,"
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"where little Shauna is a seventh grader,"
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"our schools would be producing no new actresses."
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"Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively, Jessica Biel."
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"Those are all very beautiful women."
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"Do you really want to be photographed next to them?"
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"because Scottie Pippin got married."
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"Miss Lemon, I know Scottie Pippin."
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"But the spirit, journey, Destiny."
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"Mitt Romney values, Jenna values."
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"What's wrong, Ken?"
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"I haven't been able to make"
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"because you don't know what you're doing."
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"How do you sleep at night, Jack?"
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"manipulating Jenna for my own ends."
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"What if Jenna had picked the president"
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"when you were a little boy?"
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"didn't work with Jenna."
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"It certainly won't work with the man"
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"There's no hope. Not for you or for this country."
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"If Joni Mitchell were here, she'd be like,"
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"why don't you kiss a potato like the rest of us?"
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"The kiss wasn't just a kiss!"
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"For Pete's sake."
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"Your fans should be waking up on a beach"
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"or getting fired from their"
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"Sorry. Now, who am I telling these turds to vote for?"
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"It's a human's name."
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"that things are looking up for capitalists like us."
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"Voters don't really pick the president."
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"What? No. No. No, no, no, no, no."
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"just filling up your brain."
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"Yes, and they're pushing out important information."
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"10, 15 minutes."
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"Jenna Jameson."
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"Yep."
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"I know it's the second time,"
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"but it's our last shot at feeling..."
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"This."
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"I don't know, maybe if more stuff really had changed."
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"My 2012 corvette's parked outside."
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"No one should grow up in Jenna Maroney's America."
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"Did my one-woman show actually change your mind?"
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"I just voted!"
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"Do you know what this means?"
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"No. I need a "previously on.""
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"Previously on 30 Rock..."
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"It all comes down to Florida."
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"Jenna and her 2 million Twitter followers"
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"might decide the election."
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"And if we figured this out,"
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"that means Jack figured it out 10 minutes ago."
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"Go! Now! Before I lose interest!"
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"Don't know why I was so worried"
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"Butterfingers!"
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"Why do we have that?"
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"because I'm your best friend and this is very important."
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"You know what? Talk to Lemon."
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"I'll find someone else for my thing you're not right for."
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"What thing? I was born for it."
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"Am I not blonde enough?"
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"Because I'll put my head in a microwave."
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"Jenna, stop. It's a trick."
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"He just needs you, because you're gonna decide"
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"the presidential election."
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"It's all about northern Florida, and they love you down there."
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"Tell me about it."
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"Jacksonville's naming their new airport..."
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"Sized strip club after me."
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"No bottoms."
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"Just one tweet from you to your fans, and Romney wins."
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"It'll be historic."
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"The first really, really rich president."
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"No, don't listen to him."
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"What America needs is four more years"
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"of the stuff Obama's been doing."
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"Uh, the one with the guy."
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"It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence."
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"This country needs Mitt Romney."
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"Like it needs a hole in the head."
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"A head has five holes, and they are all needed."
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"but I'm not gonna listen,"
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"because there's no "I" or "me" in America."
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"There's both."
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"I mean, if I'm gonna get political,"
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