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Clips from The Office - Customer Loyalty (S09E09)

""A valuable artifact has come into my possession."
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"This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical"
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"I think I'm a little too busy these days to s--"
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"Stayed late every night for a month."
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"I don't get it."
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"Aha!"
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"- Lightbul-- - A lightbulb!"
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"Invisible ink."
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"and finds the... fake grail?"
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"No grail?"
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"Annex."
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"It must open something in the annex."
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"[Gasps] Oh."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Let's just forget it."
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"Forget it."
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"Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek,"
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"Pete and I work well together--"
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"Ugh, what was the question?"
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"[Indistinct chatter]"
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"Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital"
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"Pfft, "Athlead"?"
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"Please."
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"Jim should just call it "stumpany,""
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"Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea?"
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"Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity."
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"But, you know, let's be realistic."
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"Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital."
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"so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board."
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"I barely made it out just to make this phone call."
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"how to point a rectangle at something."
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"- Bye, daddy. - Bye."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Oh!"
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"Wow. That guy's really into paper."
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"- Youth task force forever. - Yes."
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""Pete and Erin, don't hold back."
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"Go at it vigorously.""
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"Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out."
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"Why? Because it's an idea."
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"But what does it mean?"
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"after you've already eaten ten sandwiches."
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"Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years."
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"and needs to remember his first priority--"
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"but two of our trucks were down for repairs."
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"No, you're not going anywhere, okay?"
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"Darryl is "dating" Dunder Mifflin."
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"Darryl is dating Val..."
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"still."
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"Let's try it out."
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"Yes. And he didn't like it."
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"[Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star plays]"
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"[Whispering] Hello?"
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"- Yes, very rude. - Shh!"
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"Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years"
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"I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay?"
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"I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird."
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"I'm just gonna say this one more time."
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"Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me?"
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"Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends."
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"And that's the end of it. Right, Pete?"
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"[All groan]"
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"I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah."
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"Let us just show you the latest projections."
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"So just hold on one s-- [Cell phone vibrates]"
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"Again, he'll be calling in any second."
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"Cece did great, and I want to tell you something."
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"- I don't do that anymore. - That's what they told me."
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"All right, let's get this over with."
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"[Engine turning]"
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"Here we go! Yeah!"
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"[Fun's We Are Young plays] ♪ Tonight ♪"
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"but I thought along the way, we could play some sports."
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"I kissed that man."
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"Yes. Fast food."
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"And your milkshake."
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"You're drinking a milkshake?"
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"It's a YouTube thing."
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"Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?"
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"with that."
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"I heard it happened to other people."
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"Oscar, don't rub it in."
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"- Hey. - Hello, Peter."
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"Fire in the hole!"
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"Ha ha!"
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"Well, okay, then."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Lady..."
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"What? What was that?"
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"I have no idea what happened."
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"I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money,"
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"and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks."
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"I shouldn't have been so cocky"
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"about my rectangle-holding skills after all."
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"But not so much of the middle part."
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"I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it."
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"So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background?"
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"Is there-- um..."
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"Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you."
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"You know what?"
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"This is way more intense than I ever--"
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"Pam, I'm not explaining this to you--"
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"Pam, I'm not going over this again."
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"Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me."
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"We'll talk tomorrow?"
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"I'll talk to you tomorrow."
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"[Sniffles, cries]"
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"Nothing. You're doing the best you can."
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"Brian."
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"Seriously, guys."
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"Enough. Enough."
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"Fire in the hole!"
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""Scranton Mimeograph Corp"?"
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"I don't think we're doing business with them anytime soon."
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"That's odd."
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"A letter from Robert Dunder."
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"I have hidden it until such time as a person"
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"of strong intellect may safely recover it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail."
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"The Dunder Code!"
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