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Clips from The Office - Customer Loyalty (S09E09)

"That had to be, like, six or seven years ago."
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"A lightbulb."
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"Whoa."
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""Higher than numbers go.""
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"The ceiling above accounting!"
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"Dwight!"
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"You don't remember?"
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"An X."
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""Sedes introiti.""
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"Seat of entrance."
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"[Shouts]"
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"That's a flush."
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"All: The warehouse."
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"There's nothing down here."
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"Oh, I expected more from young Halpert."
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"So how are we getting on"
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"with our grand social media initiative?"
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"Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy"
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"- named Derek McBlack. - Wow."
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"- It's just Pete in sunglasses. - Oh."
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"And then we had him "like" Dunder Mifflin."
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"and we had all of them "like" Derek's "likes.""
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"So far, we're only popular with imaginary people,"
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"but we think this is the start of something big."
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"And I am a genius putting you two together."
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"All right."
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"not that there's anything special about Pete."
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"- requested a meeting at lunch. - Okay."
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"I got that thing in Scranton later."
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"- Oh, sure. - No problem."
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"I cannot wait."
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"I've been working with her on her move."
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"They're too lazy to call it athletes lead?"
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"hanging out with pro athletes,"
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"getting free tickets to the games."
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"You're working for "stumpany" too?"
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"Yeah, just weekends for now,"
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"but pretty soon I'm switching over."
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"- What? - Yep."
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"When will it end?"
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"You won't stop until you've poached us all."
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"- Yeah. Even you. - No."
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"Bye, Dwight."
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"- How are you? Good to see you. - Thank you."
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"Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?"
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"Ooh, I haven't heard it."
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"Potato?"
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"But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you."
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"Senator Lipton helped me submit my design"
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"for a new mural on a building downtown."
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"Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee."
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"There are a ton of great artists in Scranton"
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"with way more experience."
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"some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?"
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"Aw."
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"Hey, Cece, daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight"
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"after he comes to your recital."
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"Let's call him."
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"[Line trilling]"
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"Hey. I was just about to call you."
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"Hey, hon, are you close?"
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"I am still in Philly, actually."
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"- What? - It's insane."
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"This huge investor got cold feet,"
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"Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago,"
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"when you knew you weren't gonna make it."
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"Pam, I couldn't get out."
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"- I want daddy. - You're gonna do great."
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"And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it."
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"So we'll watch it together."
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"- Do you mind doing that, Pam? - Of course."
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"Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?"
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"Yes, Jim, I think I know"
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"Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes"
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"I know how to operate my phone, okay?"
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"Listen, we're getting close."
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"Say, "bye, daddy.""
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"Press "end.""
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"Oh, check it out. This is our first real "like.""
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"All right, Alan Olifson from North Dakota."
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"He also likes hammermill and Georgia Pacific."
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"- Yeah. - Well done, you two."
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"We did it."
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"Bup, bup, bup, bap."
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"And then-- oh, wait."
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"- No, you go-- - Did I-- is that you?"
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"You go first, and then it's a left turn."
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"No, you go-- okay. All right, all right."
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"- Okay, start over. - Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"Oh, God. Andy has just started to be nice to me,"
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"And I CC'd him on every incriminating memo."
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"Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot."
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"I did everything but unzip their pants for them."
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"Oh, God, Nellie."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"Just sign your name below. [All murmur]"
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"- You're welcome. - Wait."
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"This-- uh, what? Double mocha latte, please?"
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"You got it. Just sign your name below."
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"I'm getting all my work done here."
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"No customers have complained. Nobody even knows."
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"Yeah, we'll see about that."
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"Bust out your complaint files."
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"I need everything you got on Darryl"
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"Break it down by keyword, okay?"
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"They got us set up with Windows 95,"
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"so you're kind of dreaming here."
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"Customer loyalty, what is it?"
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"Can you hold it in your hand?"
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"Can you nudge it with your finger?"
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"No."
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"Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich"
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"He came in today in a rage."
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"Why? Because of Darryl."
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"Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects"
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"Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries,"
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"It's very unlikely it would happen again."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right?"
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"Because business is about relationships,"
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