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Clips from Frasier - Miracle on Third or Fourth Street (S01E01)

"Meantime, this is Dr Frasier Crane, KACL 780 talk radio."
Frasier
"(Both laugh)"
Frasier
"Oh, sweets from the sweet."
Frasier
"Do you know who's driving Bonnie Weems home tonight?"
Frasier
"Hey, everybody, it's the doc!"
Frasier
"- Now it's my turn. - Oh, don't."
Frasier
"It's great because I'm in radio."
Frasier
"Dr Crane? I'm Bonnie Weems."
Frasier
"I'm ready now, baby!"
Frasier
"Give or take a foot."
Frasier
"I've already told him no. How long will that man nag me?"
Frasier
"- What are you doing? - I'll hang it on the door."
Frasier
"- It's plastic! - Of course it is."
Frasier
"Here you go. I'm glad to be out of that black one."
Frasier
"Hello? Oh, hi."
Frasier
"Oh... Oh, hello, Lilith."
Frasier
"Oh, shut the hell up, will you?"
Frasier
"Maris fires her gun to scare them away"
Frasier
"- You have to let him go. - Of course I have to let him go."
Frasier
"- How would I live without you? - Now, now. That's enough."
Frasier
"Chilli peppers?"
Frasier
"Neither are Scotch pines or snow ornaments."
Frasier
"- Use your chillies! - Oh, I don't want them any more!"
Frasier
"- Don't behave this way at the cabin. - We won't. I'm not going to the cabin!"
Frasier
"when only the loneliest most depressed people would call in!"
Frasier
"- What do you say? - OK, I'm not mad. Get ready."
Frasier
"Yuck, we're friends. Now, get ready, you're on."
Frasier
"Merry Christmas, Seattle!"
Frasier
"This is Dr Crane coming to you on Christmas Day."
Frasier
"- Who's next? - Don wants to tell us about a time"
Frasier
"'So I just thought, "What the hell?" And I kept driving.'"
Frasier
"So your experience of the Christmas spirit would be"
Frasier
"(Man sobs) 'No, I'm not!'"
Frasier
"'It's all right. I think I've got a hold of myself."
Frasier
"I have to check on somebody. How's it going there, Barry?"
Frasier
"(Barry sobs)"
Frasier
"My sentiments exactly."
Frasier
"for the saddest Christmas story we've heard."
Frasier
"(Sobs)"
Frasier
"Just for the last hour."
Frasier
"I mean it."
Frasier
"I realise it has been a pretty tough day for most of you."
Frasier
"Jeff, are you a betting man?"
Frasier
"I don't know where, but I promise you one thing..."
Frasier
"Thank you."
Frasier
"(Shouts) Platter!"
Frasier
"Hey, Bill, glad you could make it."
Frasier
"- No, please. You don't understand. - It doesn't matter, even pennies."
Frasier
"- There you go. - Gee, I'm so embarrassed."
Frasier
"But Christmas..."
Frasier
"- Thanks. - Hey, bud!"
Frasier
"Since you're here, go call your old man."
Frasier
"♪ Maybe I seem a bit confused Well, maybe...but I got you pegged!"
Frasier
"Like many, I'll spend the time in the loving embrace of my family,"
Frasier
"which should give us plenty to talk about in the new year."
Frasier
"Come on. There's a gin and tonic out there with my name on it."
Frasier
"Father Mike's trying to get everyone to re-enact the Nativity scene."
Frasier
"- I'm wearing her down. Who's that for? - It's for Roz."
Frasier
"I'm scheduled to do the noon-to-four slot at Christmas."
Frasier
"Nope."
Frasier
"But my family is getting together after five years."
Frasier
"- I don't care. - But my sister and her new baby..."
Frasier
"Bulldog, my son Frederick is flying in to spend the holidays with me."
Frasier
"I have never looked so forward to a Christmas since I was your size."
Frasier
"- (Shouts) Did you tell him? - Don't yell."
Frasier
"- You're not giving a traffic report. - I yelled?"
Frasier
"Hey, Doc, you know Bonnie Weems?"
Frasier
"I don't, but she does the auto show, right?"
Frasier
"Bonnie drinks more than she should at these parties,"
Frasier
"so the newest on-air personality drives her home."
Frasier
"Merry Christmas."
Frasier
"- Merry Christmas, Dr Crane. - Oh, merry Christmas, Elizabeth."
Frasier
"I baked you sugar cookies."
Frasier
"Yes, I am. Can you tell me why...?"
Frasier
"Roz, why does everyone break into hysterics"
Frasier
"when I say I'm driving Bonnie Weems home?"
Frasier
"What is that?"
Frasier
"Bonnie Weems is kind of an office legend."
Frasier
"After a few drinks, she gets amorous and won't take no for an answer."
Frasier
"Is that all? I'm a big boy."
Frasier
"- I can take care of myself. - OK!"
Frasier
"I know we promised not to, but I was out shopping..."
Frasier
"Oh, no. Don't worry. I couldn't help myself, either."
Frasier
"Oh, no, really? Great."
Frasier
"- Open yours. - This is just..."
Frasier
"Oh, Roz, you really shouldn't have."
Frasier
"Maybe you should keep it under the tree."
Frasier
"Me wait to open a Christmas present? Yeah, right."
Frasier
"- That's what I was going for. - Thanks a million, Frasier."
Frasier
"Have a happy holiday and I'll see you next week."
Frasier
"- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas."
Frasier
"Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'll drive you home tonight."
Frasier
"- I'm sorry to put you out. - No problem."
Frasier
"Enjoy the party. Tell me when you're ready to go."
Frasier
"To what do I owe this occasion?"
Frasier
"but you be the judge. Oh, hello, Dr Crane."
Frasier
"Shall I put the little red one back on so you can make your choice?"
Frasier
"Frasier, where you been?"
Frasier
"After the Christmas party, I poured a colleague into a cab,"
Frasier
"said a quick prayer for the driver, dislodged the wedgie of a lifetime..."
Frasier
"...then I did some shopping. Niles, sherry?"
Frasier
"- Thank you. - Santa's going to be good to Frederick."
Frasier
"Bulldog called. He wants you to take his slot on Christmas."
Frasier
"You think a real one would have lasted since 1967?"
Frasier
"- Frasier, for you. It's the nag. - Oh, Lord."
Frasier
"Bulldog, I already told you that..."
Frasier
"No, maybe I should, uh... I'll take this in the bedroom."
Frasier
"Everything set for tomorrow?"
Frasier
"Yes, Maris and l drive to the cabin tonight."
Frasier
"- I wish I was coming with you. - So do I."
Frasier
"(Yelling on the phone)"
Frasier
"Daphne, you should come. We have a traditional Christmas."
Frasier
"from our garbage, but still it's enchanting."
Frasier
"You can't come?"
Frasier
"No, I'll be in San Francisco with my uncle."
Frasier
"Getting a bit long in the tooth for it, too, if you ask me."
Frasier
"Thanksgiving, he ate too much turkey,"
Frasier
"and I had to cut him out of his pantyhose."
Frasier
"Merry Christmas, everybody?!"
Frasier
"- Lilith isn't sending Frederick. - Why not?"
Frasier
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