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Clips from 30 Rock - Jack Gets in the Game (S02E02)

"Thataboy!"
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"You earned me a grand!"
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"You know, you ought to just quit."
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"if I understood his autobiography correctly."
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"When you're dead and I'm CEO..."
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"Oh, my."
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"Winthrop!"
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"Oh, God! I'm just your doll."
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"I think I love you."
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"This is no ordinary love?"
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"What have I done?"
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"There she is."
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"Me Want Food."
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"Did you know, scientifically speaking,"
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"Uh, what?"
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"The fat. I've decided to keep it."
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"Because people recognize me and I get off on it."
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"If you're gonna do this,"
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"it's got to be because we are proving a point to the world."
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"That's not what this is."
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"And it's kind of hard to take life advice"
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"as a hanger for a wedding dress."
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"Oh, I'm supposed to put it in the closet"
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"And who's wearing a one-piece swimsuit instead of underwear."
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"There he is!"
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"Just so you know, if you hear this sound at your funeral,"
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"I can't hear you, Banks."
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"That's it. I quit."
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"No more football."
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"Jack wins."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Jordan. I couldn't do it."
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"This boy comes to the door, tries to kiss me,"
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"then he throws up and starts crying."
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"I'm saying I'm sorry!"
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"No more sexually explicit skywriting."
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"I'm willing to try anything."
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"Okay. Here's what I want."
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"You are not to leave my sight for one second. Ever."
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"If that's what it takes."
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"If that's what it takes."
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"For a bigger office? For more money?"
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"So, how's the ticker?"
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"You were out there with those boys in your condition."
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"Take care of yourself, Jack."
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"I've technically died twice."
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"It's not fun."
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"At some point, I want to spend more time with my grandkids."
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"Get to know my secret family up in Canada."
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"Okay."
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"Boys becoming men?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"Heart attack."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I only eat paper."
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"Hi."
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"When did your mom gain all that weight?"
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"It's a double standard,"
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"I'm not making excuses, Jack. But "this" is taken care of."
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"Ow."
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"Banks."
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"With Geiss."
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"Fortunately, there are solutions."
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"I don't need Jack's permission, Kenneth."
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"What is this? Liposuction?"
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"Oh, check this out."
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"My key to the city of Gary, Indiana."
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"Hello, Angie."
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"I like your top. I'm a real good sex person."
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"Why not? I have a grandkid who calls me "Don.""
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"Did you happen to tell Geiss about my little episode?"
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"Wouldn't want to let you off that easy."
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"Why don't you take some of my steak?"
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"At you, Jenna. At."
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"How's the heart holding up, buddy?"
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"Geiss loves quitters,"
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"Banks here says he can pin you."
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"Kenneth should be back by now."
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"What's going on over at my house?"
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"I'm really having second thoughts about all of this."
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"Ugh! I'm not trying to prove anything."
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"Hey, Jack. Want a hot dog?"
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"Bum-bum."
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"it's just me laughing."
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"Are you saying you want me to help you?"
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"That is what you're saying, right?"
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"Quitter!"
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"From now on, I'm on you like white on rice."
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"I almost let a man die today, Caitlin."
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"But I'm not going to be around forever."
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"Boys becoming men?"
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"Men becoming wolves?"
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""'The ocean,' says Geiss, 'like business"
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"or the pillowy abyss of a lover's bosom,"
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"But all things must end."'"
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"But I've got to do something to raise my profile,"
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"Are you familiar with the Church of Practicology?"
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"I can make a call, get you in as soon as possible."
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"Hey, my mom's cool."
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"Ooh, her center of gravity is a little different."
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"No ordinary love?"
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"Oh."
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"I do it all the different ways."
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"with ham fat all over it?"
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"No more jewelry with my name misspelled."
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"Are you concerned about my heart, sir?"
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"By talking about sex in a sailing magazine?"
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"Josh to the stage, please."
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"For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective."
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"Yes!"
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"Is it really worth it?"
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"Geiss is sending signals about retirement,"
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"It's pretty important."
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"A genius? Isn't he just living a lie to get ahead at work?"
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"And I'm sure you think he's weak right now,"
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"Jack, we're having a little get-together"
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"Kathy..."
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"but he's only gotten stronger since his heart attack."
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"by the alien king living inside Stan Lee."
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"Are you even listening to me?"
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"You should come."
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