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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Goes to College! (S03E03)

"♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪"
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"♪ Daisy Dukes so high Them pockets are a-peekin' ♪"
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"♪ Every day in Cali land is a weekend ♪"
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"♪ I love bikes and California ♪"
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"♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪"
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"♪ The greatest boobs are in California ♪"
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"No. What are you doing here?"
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"Right now, it probably feels like the world is ending,"
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"I didn't."
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"- You could get kicked out of school! - If I'm lucky."
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"of a healthy sex life,"
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"Where is everybody?"
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"No, they left..."
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"like during your filibuster when you ranked ethnicities"
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"Who put underwear on me?"
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"What's happening, do you think?"
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"like Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code."
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"because the Voorhees fortune came from making glue"
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"Koontz, I need to talk to you about a special admission case."
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"on a full scholarship starting immediately?"
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"♪ Every day in Cali land is a weekend ♪"
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"♪ I love bikes and California ♪"
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"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"
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"Don't you know taking a picture of a gay man unannounced"
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"is a hate crime?"
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"Is that my phone?"
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"Get your thumbs off it."
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"You know I'm afraid of both those things."
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"You sign up, and people pay you to do stuff for them."
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"for pictures of bunnies doing jobs."
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"So many porns!"
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"It will once I get better at drawing ears!"
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"Look, I signed up yesterday, and I've been raking in cash."
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"And leaves!"
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"It's all going in my college fund."
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"Give me that."
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"Delivering food without eating it?"
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"Are these people Crank Yankers?"
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"Ooh, here's one you'll like."
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"and sing for him."
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"What if he's a murderer?"
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"No murderer can afford that."
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"Except Hannibal Lecter."
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"He has a thriving psychiatry practice."
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"How bad is it?"
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"I haven't been able to stop anything."
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"The whole board is against me."
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"You should get TaskRabbit on your phone."
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"That way, you can hire me, and I can do politics for you."
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"Mm-mm, I'm not into the whole "sharing economy.""
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"and wants to go through my stuff,"
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"what right do I have to know who they are?"
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"and you do it for free?"
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"You know, like an Olympic athlete."
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"Do I get a medal? Who cares?"
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"Just getting to the Olympics makes me a winner."
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"- Let's do it. - Yeah."
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"Oh, my gosh, Titus."
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"The murderer or a regular guy accepted your bid."
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"All right, then, I guess this is goodbye forever."
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"I'd like to be buried with as many of my things as possible."
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"I got a task too."
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"Hippity, hoppity."
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"So do it already!"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"good food at a fair price started in 1978,"
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"I got caught up in the Carter-era peanut craze"
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"Under Reagan, most of them got replaced by jellybean stands"
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"Big Naturals grocery stores nationwide."
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"and largest Big Naturals right here in East Dogmouth."
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"The chair reluctantly recognizes Lillian Kaushtupper."
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"a Big Naturals here in East Dogmouth."
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"It's not a supermarket, but they do serve wings."
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"You're referring to the local gentlemen's club..."
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"And we will provide a free shuttle bus for any confused perverts"
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"I am sick and tired of you rich pricks coming in here"
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"telling us what we need."
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"Where are you even from, sir?"
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"Russia?"
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"Saudi Arabia?"
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"Boston?"
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"Actually, Ms. Kaushtupper,"
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"So you're worse than a rich prick."
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"I just want to turn a condemned chicken slaughterhouse"
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"into a grocery store."
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"And I will be working with a community liaison..."
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"A "community liaison" who'll just happen to be"
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"one of your cronies."
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"As someone who sponsors a 1K for Crohn's disease,"
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"Your task rabbit has arrived."
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"Well, here I am."
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"You guys were probably starting to think I was made up."
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"The Columbia House band?"
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"Get to work on those tapes, guys!"
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"I can't wait to see what you send me next!"
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"Paige, your task rabbit has arrived."
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"Oh, my God. Is this a joke?"
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"I couldn't hear you say, "Who's there?""
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"so I'm just gonna go ahead and say, "Banana.""
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"Oh, good. The talent's here."
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"Does he have a knife?"
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"Yes! I am."
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"Well, I'm Gordy."
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"Just need to lay down some backup vocals on a few tracks."
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"I'll have a water, two sugars."
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"not like those freeloading Olympic athletes."
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"They're my babies."
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"You mean they stole your youth and made you boring?"
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"But I look at the world, and I know it needs to change."
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"And I think the way to do that is through music."
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"Mm, music is very powerful."
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"Like that Kars4Kids commercial."
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"I wanted to donate a car to kids."
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"Well, I've already recorded all the instrumental tracks"
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"and the lead vocals, so I'm gonna play it all back in the cans,"
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"I'll just do some vocal exercises I learned on a gig years ago."
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"♪ Welcome to the singing laundromat ♪"
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"♪ We are not responsible for theft ♪"
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