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Clips from The Simpsons - Donnie Fatso (S22E22)

"Uh, whoopsie."
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"can you tell me how I can get back to my bar?"
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"Moe, you've always had the power to get back to the bar."
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"Maybe we should let these people enjoy their show."
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"Homer, what you do"
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"You slip the guy 100 bucks,"
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"and your record is as clean as..."
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"Uh, I ain't got nothing, uh, clean to compare it to."
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"Ten minutes?"
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"I can't wait that long."
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"I left an ice cream cone in my cup holder."
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"Hold on. I will get help."
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"Must break glass."
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"No!"
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"Homer Simpson, you are under arrest"
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"for attempted bribery of a public official."
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"Chief, this is just a big misunderstanding."
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"I meant to write "bride.""
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"It's a wedding present."
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"Aah! My bribe!"
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"Cuff him, Lou."
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"Oh, this is supposed to be the happiest day of my life,"
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"and it's ruined."
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"Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced"
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"It's okay. It's okay."
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"I can be out in 18 months with good behavior."
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"We're Simpsons, Dad."
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"We don't do good behavior."
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"Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behavior!"
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"Your Honor, I would like to request a sidebar."
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"That is a long time to be away from your family."
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"All that time I'll be stuck in my cell, unable to exercise."
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"Actually, most convicts work out like crazy."
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"Look, Simpson, there is one thing"
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"but, uh, it is extremely dangerous."
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"Simpson, we are currently conducting"
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"a 20-year investigation"
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"into the activities of Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico."
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"What, this guy?"
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"Oops."
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"We're going to plant you"
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"in Fat Tony's gang as an undercover informant."
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"I can't go undercover with Fat Tony."
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"He's met me."
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"I've been in his house."
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"I was briefly his "conserigliary...""
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"consugly... canoliar... Robert Duvall."
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"Everyone knows Fat Tony, so we're going to plant you"
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"in the prison with a disguise and a new name."
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"That's a little obvious."
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"Okay. Melvin Mafia."
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"No. You will be known"
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"as Nicky "Blue Pants" Altosaxophony."
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"Can I keep the name after I'm done?"
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"MAN No ice cream available!"
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"Children, stay away!"
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"Now, pay attention."
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"when he takes delivery on a shipment of Belgian guns."
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"In your right, a wireless mic."
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"To zoom in, you go, "Ayyy!""
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"Ayyy. Ohhh! Ayyy. Ohhh!"
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"Fuhgetaboutit!"
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"That activates the auto-destruct."
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"Dear Lord, watch over my sweet Homie"
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"while he's in the hoosegow."
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"Keep him safe from shanks and shivs."
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"Let him become rich in the jail yard currencies"
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"of cigarettes and dried fish."
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"Uh, what's my name again?"
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"Okay, I'm coming."
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"I'd like a third helping, please."
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"You do know the meat is made from diseased pigeons."
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"Just get the ladle down there deep."
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"That's where the beaks are."
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"Hey, you're that guy from the FB-- mmph!"
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"Time to go to work."
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"Stop licking my hand."
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"There was barbecue sauce on it."
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"Here's how it goes down: I rough up Louie."
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"But I haven't earned his trust if it's based on a lie."
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"What's a dime store?"
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"I..."
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"Aah!"
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"If you come out of your beating in one piece,"
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"you and I should have a face-to-face."
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"Beating? What beating?"
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"Oh, that beating."
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"by tenderizing these steaks."
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"Can I have any of the steaks?"
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"That's so mean!"
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"Whoa! I'm impressed over here with that guy over there."
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"Please! Let me have it!"
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"Come on!"
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"Give it to me right in the mouth!"
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"Well, back in my keister you go."
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"We brought someone to spring you."
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"Now, let us escort you to freedom."
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"was built by Mob construction workers."
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"He's in."
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"Aw, for-- I was going to say that!"
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"What's going on?"
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"I called the prison and they won't tell me where Homer is."
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"Sorry, Marge, I can't tell you."
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"Ooh! How about Krusty in the drunk tank? Aha."
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"If, if Jews control the media,"
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"why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel, huh? Huh?"
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"I detect a distinct lack of oregano."
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"I'll take care of this."
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"You carry oregano with you?"
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"Oregano, basil, rosemary..."
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"Did you order French fries and not use it?"
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"Well, they gave me two packets, but I only needed one."
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"What other secrets are you hiding from me?"
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"I-I-I bring my own candy to the movie theater."
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"Louie..."
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"My beloved Anna Maria."
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"I hope Heaven's powder room is painted that eggshell blue"
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"you could never achieve on Earth."
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"Sorry, boss."
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"No apology necessary."
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