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Clips from The Simpsons - Donnie Fatso (S22E22)

"I am touched."
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"Legs, Louie, Jimmy the Axe, Tommy the Face-Shooter--"
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"Yeah. Those guys are probably FBI informants."
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"You think an informant could get that close to me?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I got in your gang, and you barely know who I am."
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"You have earned my complete, unquestioning trust."
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"You must make your bones."
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"Wh-What are we doing here?"
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"I will tell you."
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"When I call for my Russian business partner, Yuri Nator,"
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"I don't expect to be screamed at"
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"like I was some ten-year-old punk making a prank call."
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"Yuri Nator? Yuri Nator!"
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"Hey, my mouth is begging for a Yuri Nator!"
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"Why, you... I'm going to chop you into little pieces,"
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"and make you into a Rubik's cube,"
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"Well, I guess I could tell him"
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"Tell him with fire."
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"Ooh-hoo."
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"What's the matter, Nicky?"
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"You got a problem with this job?"
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"Oh, no, no! I was, uh, just thinking"
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"how cheap this crime would've been in the 70's,"
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"when gas was 35 cents a gallon."
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"It was either this, or put in a ladies' room."
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"As a reward, I've planned a little surprise for you."
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"This is horrible! I keep smelling my own breath!"
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"Nicolas Blue Pants,"
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"you have shown great fazagabool"
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"Huh?"
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"Nicky, welcome to the family."
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"From now on, you don't know where you end and we begin."
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"My neck is kind of itchy."
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"Then all of our necks are itchy."
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"Now that you mention it, itchy like crazy! I gotta shave my back."
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"Aw."
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"tonight is a big score I've been setting up for months."
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"Just you and me."
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"Sharing it together."
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"To heterosexual male friendship,"
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"Here they are! My Belgian guns."
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"Belgian guns. I've been waiting half my life for this moment."
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"All units, move in!"
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"What? Why?"
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"Don't ask questions, just go!"
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"Verlaat de vuurwapens"
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"op het dok En wij kunnen een Chimay bier drinken!"
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"Get a shot of Tony with the guns."
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"Um, eh..."
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"Closer."
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"Ayyy... Too close."
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"Perfect."
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"Wait a minute."
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"How could you, Nicky?"
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"I would have given you everything."
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"In the strip club of my heart,"
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"I loved you, man."
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"He's dead."
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"that of all the rat bastards we've had working for us,"
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"and all I get is a handshake and a blanket?"
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"Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this."
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"He was just a soldier in a war he started."
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"Homie, I know you had a terrible experience,"
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"but it's over."
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"You never took me to that bar on the beach."
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"Oh. Well, uh..."
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"you wouldn't like it; it's not very good."
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"No, no, I oversold it."
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"I'd give anything to bring you back."
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"Huh? Wha...?"
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"Fat Tony."
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"Fit Tony."
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"And there's no better exercise than killing and disemboweling"
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"a big, fat snitch."
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"I understand."
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"I loved him too."
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"Your tears seem in no way crocodilian."
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"Do what you got to do."
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"the quicker he can kill me down there."
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"Join me on the elliptical machines."
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"I will let you live for..."
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"20 minutes."
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"I worked for Fat Tony."
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"And he was the best boss I ever had."
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"Well. This is awkward."
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"Uh, you were cool, too."
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"Oh, I so believe that."
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"He took me to a fight that he fixed, but he never let on,"
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"not even when I bet $500 on the wrong guy."
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"Then he said he would dope a horse for me."
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"Homer, it is time..."
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"to switch your elliptical machine to cool-down mode."
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"Are you going to kill me now? 'Cause I'm super ready."
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"No. Because my cousin lives on in your memories."
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"And to extinguish you"
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"would be to whack what still remains of him."
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"Wow. The killers have been kind to me."
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"While the people who are supposed to protect me"
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"What kind of a world is this?"
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"It's pretty screwed-up."
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"That's why I keep my friends close."
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"And your enemies closer?"
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"No, why would I do that?"
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"If they were close, they would kill me."
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"Fit Tony took his cousin's place"
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"running the Springfield mob."
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"The pressures got to him, so he started to eat."
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"Soon, he was known as "Fit Fat Tony,""
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"And me?"
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"Now I'm just an average schnook like everyone else,"
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"stuck in this backwater burg"
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"where all you can count on is your family,"
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"and the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby."
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"I have to admit, it's a pretty good life."
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"♪ But, then again, too few to mention ♪"
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"♪ I did what I had to do ♪"
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"♪ I planned each chartered course ♪"
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"Shh!"
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"Enough of your dime-store morality."
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