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Clips from Family Guy - Brian the Closer (S13E13)

"You've got an account with a dentist?"
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"He sells me nitrous at wholesale, I bang his wife."
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"I won't forget this, Glenn Quagmire."
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"Don't ever say my name like that, okay?"
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"Now get the hell out of the bar, you pathetic son of a bitch."
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"I know I didn't just hear what that man said."
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"Aw, Mom."
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"I could never give up my electric blanket;"
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"it's cold in New York City."
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"You may argue that this is a waste of energy,"
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"but to me, it's worth the comfort because, let's face it,"
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"the world is an abrasive place."
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"I have maybe hours to live, and you're wasting them."
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"Well, come on in, Brian. Let's see them."
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"Oh, my God! Look at your teeth!"
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"Hey, maybe you could help us build the dam."
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"Well, think about it."
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"Really?"
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"God, I can't believe you guys really like them."
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"Oo-cha, oo-cha, oo-cha, oo-cha!"
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"Brian, you have found your look."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"I told him something else."
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"* When you're laughing *"
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"* The sun comes shining through *"
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"* But when you're crying *"
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"Oh, good, you're already here."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Uh... yeah, sure."
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"Uh, yeah, it's a great neighborhood."
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"Uh, six fire hydrants, but they are unavailable."
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"They are previously claimed."
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"Sorry, I-I didn't realize"
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"You are a real estate agent; you just don't know it yet."
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"Huh. Never thought I'd be in real estate."
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"Bonnie, I still don't get why you want to see this house."
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"The foundation is totally out of whack."
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"to that cliff over there."
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"Uh-huh. Can you open the sliding door?"
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"Oh, uh, nothing. Everything's fine."
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"Please stop calling."
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"Brian, five sales this week. You're killing it."
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"Kim in marketing."
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"Wow, Brian, you're doing great here."
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"You're really on fire."
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"Thanks. I guess I should stop, drop, and roll."
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"Whoa."
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"That's enough."
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"The only thing is, anyone can sell a nice house,"
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"I can sell anything."
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"It's a plan."
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"Hey, did I tell you about Kim in marketing?"
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"God, there's got to be a sucker to buy this condo."
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"I just hit 20 years in the air, and I got a big bonus."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"For the first time in my life, I got money to burn."
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"Whoa. What?"
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"I didn't know you worked out at this gym, too."
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"Hey, Brian. Hang on, I'm just finishing a set."
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"Come on, come on, two more."
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"Come on, come on, you got to want it."
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"Let's get you a rubdown."
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"I'm glad I bumped into you because I've been meaning"
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"Oh. That's pretty cool. Thanks."
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"I just wish I could do something more for you."
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"Hmm, I could make you rich."
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"No, no, no, that's just money."
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"What're you talking about, Brian?"
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"The one thing they're pretty firm about at the office"
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"is you don't take the inside deals"
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"and give them to your friends."
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"What... What kind of inside deal are you talking about?"
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"I-I don't know, Brian."
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"I mean, I didn't think I'd ever be friends with Ice-T."
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"What are you thinkin' about?"
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"Come live in the kind of place"
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"But as your friend, I wanted to let you know early"
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"I think he's a pilot for Delta."
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"It's not Lew Sheridan, is it?"
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"Well, I'm not really permitted to say."
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"It's Lew Sheridan. That son of a bitch!"
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"will be down 40%."
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"that I think we'll be able to utilize"
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"- as we move forward into the next fiscal year. - Aah!"
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"All right, Quagmire, now when you introduce us"
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"to the ladies by the pool,"
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"I'm a millionaire, Joe's a war hero,"
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"and Cleveland is Magic Johnson."
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"from Brian's presentation."
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"Never judge a book by its cover."
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"It's probably nothing, but there's a stain on the rug"
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"in the shape of a little kid."
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"I don't know if you want this now,"
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"but I bought you a mini cactus."
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"That's why I've never made any major investments with my dog."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"I sank my entire bonus into this place."
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"Let me see your contract, Quagmire."
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"I'm gonna kill him, that's what I'm gonna do."
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"Here it is. You've got 72 hours after closing"
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"to rescind the purchase. State law."
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"Oh, there's a head in the freezer."
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"* All of this because I'm singing in a pointy hat. *"
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"Look, Mr. Griffin's not here, but if you leave your name,"
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"I'll let him know you stopped by."
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"Have him call me the minute he gets in."
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"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
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"Now let me out of this deal and give me my money back."
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"Look, i-if you're not happy with your current property,"
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"we could roll your money over"
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"into something in Sinkhole Estates."
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"Those places are going very fast, though."
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"Who's a pilot you hate?"
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"You know, when you were poor, you were always a douche,"
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"I don't know how you sleep at night."
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"You're right."
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"I'm a jerk."
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"I'm a selfish and pretentious jerk."
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"who's ever called me out on my crap."
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