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Clips from Family Guy - Brian the Closer (S13E13)

"You know, I used to hate you for it, but..."
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"who was trying to be my friend."
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"I'm ashamed of myself."
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"and..."
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"Enjoy your craphole, dumbass."
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"Yeah, it was a lot tougher than I thought."
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"Oh, yeah, it's real hard being a real estate agent."
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"Me. A well-known buffoon."
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"Face it, you failed at people's safety net job."
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"Oh, come on, guys. Give me a break, huh?"
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"You've had a rough day?"
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"so I had to wear a bathing suit."
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"Then I missed the bus, of course. Then it looked like"
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"Oh, European history. American history was last year. Then..."
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"He's still trying to get that rope away from Brian."
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"And where's the summer camp?"
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"What are the specs?"
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"The entire property was covered in a thick brush."
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"It's got a nice porch."
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"line by line from the past six quarters,"
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"Hey, guys, I got to leave."
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"The harbor is poisoned."
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"* Pasta, meatballs, Joe DiMaggio *"
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"Well, for the next 72 hours,"
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"You're a born salesman."
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"You mean my wife Kim?"
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"That's what we're gonna call this place."
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"Wow, so I guess that's it for you"
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"* All the things that make us *"
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"Eating next to a porthole! What?!"
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"Prescott Towers."
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"I think you can handle it."
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"Well, you might surprise yourself."
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"That says a lot about your character."
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"Affluent means rich."
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"'Cause the times change, but I don't."
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"And the yard's got plenty of room for little ones."
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"Thinking about putting black guy hair in a ponytail."
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"They're spectacular! You look like a movie star."
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"Is this the guy who wanted his pulse checked"
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"Prescott Towers."
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"Do you like Lew Sheridan?"
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"No, I'm serious."
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"I don't know. But here, you can have this back."
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"Welcome home."
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"* Sexy thing, you. *"
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"Just give me the rope. Nobody has to get hurt, Brian."
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"Can we ask you a few questions?"
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"If you think you got the chops for it."
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"Is this a good neighborhood?"
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"Guys, this is on me."
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"Come on, Quagmire."
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"Thank God. I got to go tell Brian the deal's off."
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"Third quarter projections indicate our sales"
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"I'll think of something else."
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"Fine. Glenn Quagmire."
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"Say what you want, but he's got an eye for real estate. Let me"
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"Ooh, and sherbert."
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"What's going on with your eyes?"
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"Right over there."
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"* Laughing outside, crying down below *"
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"I'm gonna be harder to find than a nice cat."
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"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
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"I have a lot of fun up here in my room."
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"We're looking for Brian Griffin."
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"Like I did when I wanted to get out of that boring meeting."
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"just give him a call and let him know he's gonna get the place."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"to be a clown from an Italian opera."
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"You need me to clean out your litter box?"
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"I'll take it."
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"* On which we used to rely? *"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Well, if anybody knows how to pull out, it's Quagmire."
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"Great! I'll get the paperwork."
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"You're makin' a smart move, Quagmire."
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"I'm still within 72 hours, and I want"
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"You can drink from these and then put 'em on your head"
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"Mittens."
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"Now, I am obligated to disclose"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"Okay. I'll take it."
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"After that, he won't be able to pull out of that deal."
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"Yeah, that condo looks awesome."
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"You know what? Maybe I am ready to buy."
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"to get out of my contract."
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"Okay, Rupert, we're going to play a game."
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"Ah."
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"that the previous owners were murdered in this house."
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"All right. You won't be sorry."
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"because clearly mine aren't seeing straight."
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"I'm hiding from Quagmire for a few more hours."
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"You'd have to speak to Mr. Griffin about that."
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"I'm gonna be Buffalo Bill,"
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"Whoa, buddy!"
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"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"Hello, Doctor? I need a new pair of eyes"
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"Brian? What are you doing?"
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"over a cone-shaped cup of water."
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"But I'm sorry, he's not in the office."
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"and you're gonna be a great big fat person."
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"Quit drilling; you already struck oil."
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"Uh, that's not credible."
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"Close the lid."
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"Thank you, but I'm actually 42 years old."
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"I just don't know if this is the right time to buy."
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"Where the hell is he?"
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"Maybe we should wait till you graduate college."
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"This sounds like a discussion to have"
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"Yeah, you're probably right."
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"Slow down, Quagmire."
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