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Clips from Family Guy - Brian the Closer (S13E13)

"Quahog's only luxury residence"
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"Quagmire, you got to get this."
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"Of course not. I wouldn't expect you to."
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"Delta?"
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"I hate Lew Sheridan."
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"I own a lot of theaters."
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"No."
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"No, I think you're misunderstanding me."
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"Even though I know you never liked me,"
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"Because I am none of the things you are."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"Thank you, Chris."
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"Hey, I'm, uh..."
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"No need to. Your partner already sold us on it."
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"Every other divorced mom at my kid's school is a realtor."
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"* Where you from *"
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"but a real star is someone who can sell a dump."
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"Looks like I found my sucker."
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"That is the money you loaned me."
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"I don't know if I'm a real estate investor."
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"Quahog's premier luxury living experience."
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"The ceiling is a pool. The ceiling is a pool."
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"which will offer us a good cost analysis comparison"
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"Is this the right address?"
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"But now, screwing over the people who helped you?"
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"you still helped me when I really needed it."
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"catering exclusively to the affluent."
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"Okay, but do you think this house will hold its value?"
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"Hey, so sorry I'm late. Let me show you the house."
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"but we're not spending"
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"* So stop your sighing *"
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"I'll take it."
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"All right, guys, here it is."
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"There's got to be a way out of this."
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"What? Then what am I supposed to do?"
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"* You sexy thing *"
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"Aah! Hey-Hey, there, buddy."
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"I mean, you got to be able to count bathrooms."
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"That is the best cosmetic surgery in this family"
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"* Be happy again *"
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"Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination:"
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"it was gonna start to rain. Luckily, it didn't."
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"Well, you can't have it; it's mine."
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"* When you're smiling *"
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"Although that's really up to the two of you."
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"You're honest, and direct, and compassionate,"
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"Today's feature presentation of Glory"
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"will not be seen."
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"What? Aw, I love that movie."
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"Aw, man, that's gonna leave a big hole in their lineup."
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"What's gonna fill the Glory hole?"
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"In place of Glory, we will be showing Shaft,"
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"starring Richard Roundtree."
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"What? You can't just shove Shaft in the Glory hole."
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"Yeah, I know. It'd be better to put in"
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"What's that movie called? Dick?"
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"Dick would slide right into that Glory hole."
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"No, no, Dick's too short for that Glory hole."
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"But if you also put in Edward Furlong's movie, Pecker,"
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"and you got a tight squeeze, but it-it ought to fit."
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"Oh, hey, that's my old rope toy."
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"I was wondering where that was."
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"No, it's not. It's awesome."
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"Sometimes I just bite it like this."
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"Rope!"
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"That's stupid."
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"I want it."
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"Oh, yeah? Not for long it ain't."
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"Come on, Brian, I need this rope"
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"in case I open a nautical-themed restaurant."
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"No, no, no, no, I don't want to make that trade."
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"I thought I wanted to make that trade,"
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"but I don't want to make that trade."
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"He's got to give up that obsession."
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"I don't like what it's doing to him."
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"Precious."
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"Wants precious rope."
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"No, Peter, it's too close to dinnertime."
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"Get ice cream anyway."
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"All right, but I'll be back in a moment"
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"I am Johnny Five."
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"Need input."
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"Input is ice cream."
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"I need ice cream."
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"Did I say I'm Johnny Five yet?"
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"You didn't go to work today, did you?"
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"That's not a chewing rope."
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"Come on, Brian, you'd better let go."
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"I told you this is mine! You're never gonna get it!"
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"Only one person has to get hurt, Brian."
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"My teeth!"
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"Oh! Oh, man!"
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"This has to be the stupidest thing you've ever done."
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"No, Brian. The stupidest thing I ever did"
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"Now, remember, Brian's probably"
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"very self-conscious about how he looks,"
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"so let's try to be supportive."
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"Brian! Dinner!"
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"So, everybody, how was your day?"
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"What's for dinner? I'm starving."
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"You know, the one that..."
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"Which one does the sound?"
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"That... Aw, crap, you know which one I mean."
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"You got to take me to the dentist to get my mouth fixed."
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"human money on a deformed animal."
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"It's boring. It doesn't do anything."
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"That was just awful, Chris."
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"Terrible."
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"No, he is not."
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"Hey, listen,"
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"I don't care enough about you to lay into you."
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"But now that you mention it,"
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"your face looks like a used condom."
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"Oh, come on, Brian."
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"Don't do that."
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"Don't cry. Be a man."
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"I'm not crying!"
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"What is this?"
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"He'll bill me. I've got an account."
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