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Clips from Family Guy - Brian the Closer (S13E13)

"that movie about the two girls who meet Nixon."
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"you got Pecker and Dick in the Glory hole,"
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"The hell am I sitting on?"
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"I can suck on it for the flavor."
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"I can thrash it around, pretend it's a snake."
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"We got boat parts on the wall,"
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"Hey, Chris. Where's your father?"
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"Peter, enough with the rope."
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"Also wants ice cream."
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"Don't you dare."
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"as another movie thing."
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"Well, I got a better rope."
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"I know. It's a tying rope!"
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"I'm real sorry about your mouth, Brian."
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"Damn it, Peter. What were you thinking?"
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"Yeah! Party!"
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"My God, you look like one of those animals."
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"Oh, who am I kidding?"
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"Brian, we can try to make you feel a little less repulsive,"
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"You know what? Go to hell, Peter!"
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"since I had lunch at Tommy Sullivan's house."
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"Very good macaroni and cheese, Mrs. Sullivan."
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"thanks for not laying into me like everybody else."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Look, listen, just... here, just take this."
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"That's my dentist."
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"Look, you want his number or not?"
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"And don't tell anybody about this."
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"Jerome, you got to go to extra church!"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to My Dinner with Andre the Giant."
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"All right, here it goes."
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"It's something to chew on."
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"We use him just the right amount."
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"Yeah, you're like an even more handsome Adam Carolla."
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"Yeah, Brian, you are gonna get so much sweet tail!"
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"since Lois got her boob job."
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"I told the doctor C-cups."
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"I think he did a dam good job."
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"Okay, now we've used him too much."
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"* The whole world smiles with you *"
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"* When you're laughing *"
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"* Keep on smiling *"
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"* 'Cause when you're smiling *"
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"* The whole world smiles with you. *"
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"Lot of families, good parks."
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"They belong to some badass."
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"I don't see why not."
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"they thought I was a real estate agent."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You should come work for me."
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"You think I can handle it?"
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"I mean, the-the whole house is slanting down"
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"Right there."
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"Uh, yes."
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"This is a very busy doctor's office."
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"Yeah. And last night, I closed another big deal."
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"She's a two breast, one ass fixer-upper."
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"Everyone in the office besides us is garbage."
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"Well, we got this crap condo down by the marina."
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"We haven't been able to unload it in two years."
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"You find some sucker to buy it, and I'll make you partner."
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"All right, sounds good."
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"I'm gonna go sell that condo."
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"It's sad when planes 'splode."
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"Nice job."
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"to give you something."
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"You're welcome."
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"No, no, no, I've said too much."
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"underpriced waterfront property"
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"that's guaranteed to appreciate in value."
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"That's all I can say."
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"Oh, wait, a-are you bothered by sorority noise, though?"
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"a Persian guy would say is a little much."
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"I don't know about buying a place without seeing it first."
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"because there's another buyer who's about to snap it up."
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"Why don't we go through the profit-loss statement"
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"I got a nosebleed, and, uh, I don't work here."
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"I hope you don't know much else about me."
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"This doesn't look like the building"
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"Or a movie."
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"What the hell? This is a dump."
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"Well, maybe it's still got a nice ocean view."
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"Damn it. Brian screwed me."
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"ClubAmigos."
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"* Fellatio, Pinocchio, a pizza pie from Domino's *"
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"They're gone."
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"That's why you've been hiding from me in this motel?"
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"You are such a scumbag."
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"but at least you came by it honestly."
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"My God."
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"And you're the only guy in town"
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"now I think you're the only person"
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"that is 72 hours."
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"and real estate, huh, Brian?"
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"I once beat a real estate agent in a game of chess."
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"I've had a rough day."
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"You guys wouldn't believe the day I've had."
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"First of all, I didn't have any clean underwear this morning,"
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"And like that wasn't enough, then we had a pop quiz in history."
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"Ew, what would you want that for? It's gross."
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"so you know the crab comes from the ocean."
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"So, still got that rope, I see."
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"was turn the bubbles off in a hot tub."
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"Ew, bath with friends."
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"Wow, this is the craziest meal I've had"
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"He is not ready for flashbacks."
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"Those both sound like things for you."
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"Hey, language. My big fat black mom is here."
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"I'm back from getting my new teeth."
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"So be honest, huh? You guys hate them."
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"No, Brian, are you kidding?"
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"* When you're smiling *"
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"* You bring on the rain *"
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"Look at that smile."
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"So tell me again, where's the lake?"
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"because he died and went to heaven?"
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"Anyway, I am flush."
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"What's this?"
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"All I can say is..."
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