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Clips from The Simpsons - Let's Go Fly a Coot (S26E26)

"All right, all right."
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"I love my father."
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"And if that makes me less of a man, so be it."
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"Dad, I apologize."
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"I only say this at gunpoint, but it's true:"
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"I love you."
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"Oh."
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"I did not say "at ease.""
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"Fear-- that's how we, the greatest generation,"
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"raised you, the worst generation."
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"My turn!"
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"God, I love spijkerpoepen."
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"Annika, you've introduced me"
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"to a whole new world of butt games."
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"And you've introduced me to a world of un-milled wind,"
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"a game called "baseball""
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"that is neither fun nor fittening,"
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"and private-use bicycles."
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"Still, you are small and cute like Lichtenstein."
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"Now vape up."
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"It's still legal in this state!"
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"The bill's stuck in committee."
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"Mmm."
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"Sharing a beer."
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"Just like we did after your first merit badge."
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"Ah, yes, basketry."
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"Aw... Aw..."
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"D'oh!"
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"E-cigarettes!"
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"Oh, those are totally legal."
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"Tell me, does he like bubblegum or strawberry?"
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"He doesn't even want to."
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"He's doing it to impress a girl."
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"She was just about to teach me to Dutch kiss."
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"Stuck on a girl, eh?"
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"I know a story that'll fix you right up."
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"It was the 1950s..."
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"suitcases were hard,"
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"mid-century architecture had indoor-outdoor flow"
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"and the world was our garbage basket."
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"Nature will take it."
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"Mach was a test pilot"
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"and I had a crucial job, too:"
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"keeping desert turtles off the runway."
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"Shoo! Shoo, now!"
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"Just pick them up!"
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"Uh... they feel weird."
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"At night, we cooled off at the local watering hole,"
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"where they gave you a free steak dinner"
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"if'n you set a new speed record and lived."
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"If you died, your widow got surf and turf."
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"Meanwhile, I was trying to make time"
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"with the only cocktail waitress on a base full of heroes."
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"We called her "Sunny""
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"'cause she was bright and yellow."
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"Who's telling this story, you or me?!"
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"Okay, well, I would imagine"
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"as you were flirting with Sunny, Mach came up."
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"Uh-huh, go on."
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"And asked her to dance?"
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"Ooh, I did not see that coming!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mach was scheduled to test-fly a new fighter plane."
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"And then I heard something I shouldn't have."
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"that new jet is a deathtrap."
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"It's the 1950s."
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"Everything's a deathtrap."
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"Now have three martinis,"
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"a pack of smokes, and get in that plane."
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"I'm not quite sure why I did what I did next."
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"Did I want Sunny to see me in a different light?"
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"Or had they tested a little too much LSD on me"
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"the night before without me knowing it?"
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"When did you learn how to fly?"
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"When you're in the Air Force for ten years,"
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"you learn a few things."
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"At 50,000 feet, amazing things happen."
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"The frigid air forms"
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"a beautiful rainbow of ice crystals in your lungs."
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"D'oh!"
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"Luckily, my frozen hand on the stick"
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"was exactly what that plane needed."
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"That day, I broke the sound barrier and then some."
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"Oh! My highball glasses."
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"I headed back to tell the base"
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"there wasn't one damn thing wrong with that plane."
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"I hitched a ride back to the base"
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"with a young feller who was hoping to be a writer."
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"Thanks for the ride, Jack Kerouac."
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"Could you please mail this polished final draft"
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"of my novel to my publisher?"
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"And here's my rambling, repetitive first draft."
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"Promise me you'll destroy it,"
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"Boy, was he mad when he read that book."
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"Started drinking like a fish."
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"I was about to reel one in."
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"So, you want to marry a glamorous flyboy?"
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"Or the dummy who tried to save him?"
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"Aw, Mona."
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"Seriously, I'm already tired of your voice."
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"Sunny is Mona Simpson?"
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"Homer's mother?"
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"Gee, she wasn't too sunny when I knew her."
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"Although she really cheered up after she left you forever."
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"That's the point!"
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"If you make a grand gesture, you can get any girl you want,"
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"even if she's completely wrong for you."
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"But it won't last if you're pretending"
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"I see."
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"I've got to make a grand gesture."
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"And her flight boards in 38 minutes."
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"And KLM is never late!"
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"He didn't get a single word."
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"You got the point, didn't you, son?"
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"Um, you used to work with turtles?"
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"Yeah, that's pretty much it."
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"I used to work with turtles."
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"Annika! Wait!"
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"Before you leave-- I couldn't live with myself"
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"if I didn't at least try to tell you how I feel."
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