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Clips from Family Guy - Padre de Familia (S06E06)

"All right, guys, it's gonna be a long night of border patrol,"
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"Is he gonna do it for all of us?"
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"Is he gonna do it for all of us?"
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"... so don't skimp on the conversation"
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"Because he was an illegal immigrant and a threat to our national security."
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"Or was he a supreme leader of Al Qaeda?"
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"Peter, America was founded by immigrants."
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"Everyone here is the descendant of an immigrant."
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"They're a vital part of our society."
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"- He won't go to sleep without it. - I threw it away."
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"What? What the hell, man? I don't throw away your stuff!"
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"- And where's my goat? - Peter, why would you do that?"
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"- I got you now, mouse. - Yeah? Well, up your ass, cat."
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"Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Run fast! Run fast! Quickly!"
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"- Anyone can have! - That's right."
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"- That's the joke. - Oh, yes."
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"Why, you son of a bitch."
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"- Angela, I have a complaint. - What is it, Griffin?"
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"I think Fuad is an illegal immigrant,"
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"I mean, this is an American company."
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"You don't see Nike or Microsoft or General Motors or Ford or Boeing"
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"or Coca-Cola or Kellogg's profiting from non-American labor."
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"to make sure all our personnel are legal citizens."
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"Now you're talking, Angela."
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"This country needs more immigrants"
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"like my cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house."
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"I wouldn't do that, if I were you."
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"- What? - I said, I wouldn't do that."
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"I said knock it off!"
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"Hey, there's a new policy at work"
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"Oh, dear. Peter, sit down."
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"- You were born in Mexico. - What?"
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"But God had other plans, and you were born right there."
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"but when I got back home, I was so afraid of being judged by the community"
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"that I never filled out the paperwork to make you a citizen."
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"- you're an illegal Mexican immigrant. - Holy crap!"
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"Looks like I've got myself in a bind! How will I get out of this one?"
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"Stick around..."
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"Well, by that logic, Lois, it can't be that difficult to nail Lindsay Lohan."
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"Oh! Well, good news there. All right, you wanna head down to the INS?"
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"including the " Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test."
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"No, it wasn't bad. Yeah, I'm on the way to the next plane now."
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"Yeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch."
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"Now, question number one. Who discovered America?"
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"Dick Sargent. It was Dick Sargent."
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""The land of the free and the home of the blank.""
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"- Home of the Whopper? - You've got to be kidding me."
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"Mr. Griffin, if you were truly an American, you would know our national anthem."
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"- We've been married for almost 20 years! - Well, we hear that one a lot around here."
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"Course there's a very easy way of detecting fraud."
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"Mr. Griffin, what is your wife's birthday?"
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"What is your wife's favorite outdoor activity?"
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"Things an umbrella would say."
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"- You wear me. - Things a festive bow tie would say."
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"You wear me to keep you dry."
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"- Things Speed Stick would say. - I keep your head dry."
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"- I said umbrella. - It's not umbrella."
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"Peter, what if I said, " I keep your head dry, you wear me in the bathroom"?"
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"- Shower cap. - There you go."
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"- Oh, man. - Did you have fun?"
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"- I had fun. Yeah. - All right, we'll be back after this."
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"Peter, what are you gonna do about a job?"
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"I'll just have to find a job for an illegal immigrant."
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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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"Forty-one."
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""Hotel maid wanted.""
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"Sweet. I could do that."
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"Housekeeping."
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"- Housekeeping. - Come back later, please."
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"- Housekeeping? - Not now!"
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"- Oh, my God! - I said no!"
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"- I stay and watch? - No!"
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"- I get involved? - What?"
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"I get involved with lady?"
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"- I don't think so. - Okay."
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"- You lend me money? - No."
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"- No! No, I'm not doing that. - I stick finger in your mouth?"
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"Housekeeping?"
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"Well, that sounds like a good job for an immigrant."
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"Michael, did you hear the good news? We're getting a new nanny."
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"Do you suppose she'll be everything we've dreamed?"
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"Even after seven jobs and joining Menudo, I only made 25 bucks."
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"- that I asked someone for help. - Who?"
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"- Hello, fat ass. - Lois, immigrants don't take handouts."
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"They just take one DVD a month from the house they're cleaning"
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"It's not a handout, it's a job."
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"Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion."
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"God bless him and his drug money. I wish he were here today."
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"- I missed you. - So has the morgue."
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"Peter, I'm using you as a house immigrant,"
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"so take my family's luggage to their rooms,"
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"and then go get settled down at the servants' quarters."
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"That's like going to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon."
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"Oh, no. That boy's ball fell out of the cup."
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"You must be the Griffins. I am Gerardo, the head groundskeeper."
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"You must be exhausted. Come, come. Let's get you to your new home."
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"I got a blank prescription pad!"
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"See, this isn't so bad."
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"- Drink that. - What is it?"
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"- I don't wanna. - You work for me. Now, drink it."
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"- No! - Drink my diabetic blood, Peter,"
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"or you're fired."
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"I can't believe you really did that. That's nasty. You're nasty."
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"My VCR's still broken. Did you remember to watch Survivor?"
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"Previously on Survivor, Grace won immunity after lying to Kyle"
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"Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Orbit gum."
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"Hang on, go back. I want to see that Pirates trailer."
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"comes Pirates of the Caribbean 4."
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"How the hell do you guys do this every day?"
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"- Immigrant life sucks. - But, Peter, life in America is wonderful."
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"I don't know, Cheech. It seems like a lot of work for no respect."
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"cheeseburgers and Fox's many hit comedy series, including That '70s Show, and..."
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"But let me ask you something. Don't you miss your home?"
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"Of course. We come to America for financial opportunities, Peter,"
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"As a Mexican, you must experience it with us."
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"Oh, Peter, I'm so proud that you've embraced these people as your own."
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"You've come a long way from hating foreigners."
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"Well, Lois, life can surprise you if you open your mind a little."
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"but then I saw Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns,"
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"Hey, what do you say we get some of them burritos?"
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