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Clips from Family Guy - Padre de Familia (S06E06)

"Really? Well, there's a lot more body hair where that came from."
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"Oh, well, then no thank you."
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"It's Cinco de Mayo, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
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"Would you like to watch My Friend Who Sticks His Penis in a Pie?"
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"Look, I don't care what day it is in Mexico, in America we work on weekdays."
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"Now, do your jobs or I'll deport your lazy asses back to the third world."
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"What he just said does not represent the America that I know and love."
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"Well, no more! Lmmigrants built this country,"
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"and I say it's time for us to take it back! Who's with me?"
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"We now return to"
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"Ahhh!"
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"Finally, now I feel well enough to visit my grandchildren."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Get out of the way, Mr. Pewterschmidt, we are here to take what's ours."
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"Well, I mean, technically it's yours, but we don't feel like you deserve it,"
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"so we're calling it ours and taking it anyway."
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"But, Peter, why would you want to harm a fellow American citizen?"
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"- What? - All I have to do is make one call"
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"to a friend of mine in Washington, and he can push your paperwork through."
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"Yes I do, Gerardo. This great land should be everything to you that it is to me."
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"A land where a man is paid a wage he can live on."
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"A land where 17 miles is not walking distance."
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"A land where meals are not purchased from a truck"
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"Peter, you must go. We will find our own way."
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"Being an immigrant is a real pain in the ass."
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"I'm glad, too, Peter, but I did enjoy learning about another culture."
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"Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal."
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"Well, I guess everything's back to normal"
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"Oh, man, not this guy again."
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"Oh, man, not this guy again"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Oliver's here promoting his new movie,"
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"- Yeah! - We rock!"
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"Our wives stayed with us."
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"- Think fast! - We did!"
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"Yeah, I'm telling him."
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"And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me"
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"Anybody wanna see my Purple Heart?"
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"Ooh! On second thought, I got something I gotta do back on Krypton."
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"I think we should see other people."
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"Good morning, my American family."
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"and being swept up in post-9/11 paranoia."
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"Peter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt."
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"Hey, listen, don't tell me what Toby Keith wants."
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"He's gonna do back-up vocals for everything we say."
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"They are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away."
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"Peter, have you seen Stewie's Speedy Gonzales video?"
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"So, I created his American equivalent, Rapid Dave."
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"Do you understand? Do you understand me, sir?"
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"- Peter, what brings you here? - Hi, Mom."
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"I went to Mexico to terminate my pregnancy."
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"So, give me the good news. Did I pass?"
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"So far, you've failed everything,"
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"The only thing remaining is the oral test, which I will administer here."
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"I do, because I'm her father, and she's 16. What are you, like 38?"
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"- What do you think? - Turn around."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Really? Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
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"Hi, Mr. Pewterschmidt!"
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"- The morgue, Paul, 'cause she's old! - That's right, yeah, the morgue!"
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"Right away, Mr. Pewterschmidt, sir."
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"Daddy, we don't want any special treatment."
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"We're here as a family, and we're going to live as a family."
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"Good. Have a seat."
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"My blood. I'm a diabetic, and I need you to test it."
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"In a world where pirates are gay but Orlando Bloom isn't,"
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"Wow, this is awesome! And later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!"
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"And here's Airplane! and in Spanish, it's called Incredible Flying Joke Bus."
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"Here's Cheaper by the Dozen, and in Spanish, it's called Small Family."
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"What the hell is going on here? Why aren't you people working?"
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"Could you say whole speech again in Spanish?"
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"Boy, I sure am gonna miss Reynaldo, but I'm glad I'm finally an American again."
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"Um..."
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"Oh, my God! That was beautiful! I am proud to be an American,"
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"'Cause we've got Cleveland and Quagmire, and Joe and Mort"
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"Uh..."
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"Peter, how was your first day?"
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"Horrible! I never worked so hard in my life."
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"- and then eaten in a different truck. - All right, all right, you make your point."
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"He's a family guy"
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"How's he gonna know what we're saying?"
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"Now, look, don't get upset, but I've been so worried about you"
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"which he promises will be even July-ier than the original."
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"You drive my grandmother to doctor's appointment?"
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"Credits, commercials, Ford, Subway, Doritos,"
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"but men like Carter Pewterschmidt use us for cheap labor,"
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"I mean, if Wilmer Valderrama passed, it can't be that difficult."
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"I wanna be President!"
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"And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today"
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"Lois, I am doing my duty as a patriotic American."
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"Peter, why did you have my acupuncturist arrested?"
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"I can't believe this is happening to our family."
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"until they have a respectable collection."
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"That is why we risk everything to come here."
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"Hey, look at some of these Spanish translations of the movie titles."
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"For example, I used to hate the Japanese,"
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"and then try to punish us when we demand to be treated like human beings."
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"Gregory Peck Has Been in That Stall for Over 45 Minutes Now."
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"'Cause I love a rainy night"
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"you tell me not to stare at them, and today that's all we're doing?"
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"Oh, Peter, you look exhausted!"
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"I'll never forget you, Gerardo."
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"- Peter, how come you're not at work? - I got fired for being an illegal immigrant."
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"Because Speedy Gonzales is an immigrant and a bad influence on our children."
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"- Okay, I clean? - No! Get out of here!"
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"- Yes, sir. - All right, I wanna see it."
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"I am, Lois. Life as a Mexican immigrant is brutal."
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"Or a banana. Or a Sharpie."
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"- Hey, Fuad, can I buy you a cup of coffee? - Yes! Is funny because is free!"
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"Oh, I do hope so. I've always imagined the most beautiful..."
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"- There they are. - Hi, Mom."
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"And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans."
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"What is that?"
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"and my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust."
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"while I'm reading USA Today."
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"- It's getting a little offensive. - That's my only offer. Take it or leave it."
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"USA!"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"- We now return to - The Broken Condom."
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