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Clips from Family Guy - Padre de Familia (S06E06)

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Yes, it was 35 years ago today that James Veteran stood up to City Hall"
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"And after a heated bidding war with Edward Memorial and Reginald Aprilfools,"
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"And here comes whackadoo film director, Oliver Stone."
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"A dangerously insane human being."
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"Mom, how come when we see these guys on the street corner"
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"Because, Chris, as Americans, we owe our lives to these veterans."
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"Hey, look, Lois, "The John McCain Experience.""
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"God bless the USA"
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"- Hey, Lois, ready to go to dinner? - Yeah, sure. Just let me grab my purse."
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"Okay, ready."
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"This is how a patriot dresses, Lois."
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"It's like loving God or a step-parent."
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"because they got other stuff going on, and you understand."
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"Peter, you do realize there's a difference between loving America"
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"What? No, I was just..."
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"Because 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything."
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"Peter, what the hell are you doing?"
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"When you say USA"
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"Wow, Peter, you're really becoming quite the patriot."
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"That bastard! That was my idea!"
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"Oh, well, maybe I can do something else."
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"Man, that really makes me mad."
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"Well, I am gonna make sure people like that stay out of Quahog from now on."
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"Ahhh!"
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"so I brought along Michael McDonald to help us out."
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"How's he gonna help us?"
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"How's he gonna know what we're saying?"
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"Yeah, I hired him for the night."
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"It costs, like, $2.50 an hour, so don't skimp on the conversation."
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"That sounds nice."
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"He was an 85-year-old Korean Buddhist."
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"and I cannot stand by while he steals wages and opportunities from citizens."
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"Is funny because they all do!"
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"- Why? - Because I just made stool in there,"
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"and if you blow it down, the whole woods is gonna stink."
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"where everyone has to prove they're an American, and I need my birth certificate."
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"I don't know how to tell you this, but you weren't born in America."
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"When I found out that your real father was a drunken Irishman,"
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"You were so beautiful, and I loved you,"
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"Mom, what are you saying?"
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"Peter, as far as the US government is concerned,"
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"And all your cartoon pals"
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"Oh, dear. You know, Peter, you can always take a citizenship test."
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"I'm gonna get a big, fat piece of pizza so I got something to stuff in my face"
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"- Dick York? - No."
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"Question number two. Complete this sentence."
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"Now, wait a minute! He is too an American."
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"Give me another one. Give me another one."
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"- Where is your wife's hometown? - One more, one more."
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"We can't just keep eating into our savings."
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"It's taken us all by surprise, Meg."
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"Like that realistic original ending to Dirty Dancing."
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"- Housekeeping. - Go away."
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"- I clean now? - No!"
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""Nanny wanted.""
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"I promise I won't let you down."
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"Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega."
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"Are you serious? We come to a mansion, and you want to live with the help?"
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"Is there anyone here who hasn't had a c-section?"
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"Oh, but it's okay, because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup."
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"Not so bad? We're sharing a tool shed with seven other families."
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"They're making the best of it."
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"Good morning, Mr. Pewterschmidt. It's 8:00, and I'm ready for work."
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"Peter, America is the land of opportunity. There are tall buildings,"
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"but, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious."
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"than working hard and lusting after big asses?"
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"There is, Peter. In fact, we are preparing our Cinco de Mayo celebration."
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"Well, kids, enjoy yourselves. Cinco de Mayo is as Mexican as it gets."
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"and now I don't hate them anymore."
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"Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these."
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"Wait a minute, hang on, everybody."
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"This country used to welcome our kind with open arms,"
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"Crimony."
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"Not good enough, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I want citizenship for everyone here."
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"Peter, you do not have to do this."
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"A land where we flush every time."
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"Fart!"
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"All the things that make us"
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"- Hello, I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons, reporting live"
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"from the 35th annual Quahog Veteran's Day celebration."
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"and said, "I demand a parade in my name.""
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"he got his wish."
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"And here comes the parade!"
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"First up, a float from the Veterans of Future Wars."
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"Born on the Fifth of July,"
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"Brian, I can't see. I'm gonna try and get a little closer."
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"You shouldn't be..."
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"Um..."
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"You need to..."
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"Uh..."
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"Hold on."
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"Hello?"
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"And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free"
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"'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land"
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"and I am going to love my country like never before."
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"I thought Krypton was destroyed."
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"Peter, where did you get that suit?"
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"Boy, I never knew it would feel this good to love my country."
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"You never really feel them love you back, but that's okay"
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"Brian, are you suggesting that 9/11 didn't change everything?"
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"Peter, you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004."
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"That's not true, Brian. I remember 9/11."
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"I'm sacrificing a goat to Toby Keith."
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"You're all doing such a great job, I wanted to play you a song I wrote"
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"about what America means to me."
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"And if you're not from here"
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"God's gonna hunt you down and give you AIDS"
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"You bet I am. I just had my penis tattooed to look like the space shuttle"
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"He stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!"
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"Like, like, like the Space Needle."
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"I'm boring myself. Guess I'll listen to some music."
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"Illegal immigrants coming into this country,"
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"taking all the good jobs away from Americans."
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"We are gonna patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a Jewish porno."
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"I own four apartment buildings."
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"Mmm..."
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"Ohhh!"
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"And a well-funded 401k."
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"We are gonna have sex at some point!"
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