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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Dirty Day (S04E04)

"I really thought she was the one."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"I'm not getting out of this chair. Ever!"
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"You know what else is the one? My sweatpants."
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"Take them off and we'll have some fun."
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"Wow, and I can't resist that line. That's why I never wear sweatpants."
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"You guys have no idea."
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"-You stink! -Are you kidding?"
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"Three days without a shower. Plus, I fell in a big tub of worms!"
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"How's he doing?"
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"He hasn't left that chair in two days."
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"Hey, buddy, how's it going?"
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"You see? He just needed his pal to come home."
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"I got to memorize my lines."
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"Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow, baby!"
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"Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight."
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"But I already told Mr. Waltham..."
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"Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me."
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"It's my one chance for him to see the "fun" Rachel."
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"The "wouldn't it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel."
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"Are Joey and Chandler back?"
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"Chandler's still in phase one, and Joey's that thing you smell."
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"-She's here. -Wait, wait."
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"Ross, please?"
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"You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera..."
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"...so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy?"
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"That is a toughie."
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"She looked right at me."
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"You can't see people through that hole, can you?"
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"I'll be right there! Okay, Ross, please."
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"I thought we had moved on."
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"I thought we could be happy for each other."
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"Emily. I'm Rachel Greene."
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"Thank goodness!"
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"There's been a teeny change of plans. I'm not free tonight"
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"Really?"
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"I must've missed your call, though I didn't leave the flat all day."
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"Well, I"
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"That's not rude. It's in keeping with the trip..."
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"...and been strip-searched at the airport."
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"I think you look great."
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"-What? -The baby kicked!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago!"
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"I fell asleep. Now I don't have time!"
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"Just 10 blocks away. If I run, I'll make it."
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"Run 10 blocks. That'll help the smell."
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"Slow down! No, keep moving."
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"How did it go last night?"
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"Well, I didn't see Joshua."
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"But I did punch a girl in the face."
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"The whole night was horrible. It was pouring."
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"And she said, "I'm Rachel Greep!" And he let her in."
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"No, she was already in."
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"This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella..."
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"Honey, that's your name."
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"That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's what we called each other."
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"-You're wearing pants! -That's right."
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"Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see strippers."
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"They got a breakfast buffet."
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"Let me talk to him!"
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"-It's my phone and she's shush -Please!"
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"What's he saying?"
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"What? Oh, my God!"
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"Who the hell is Emily? No."
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"I'm telling you, once I got her into a dry pair of shoes..."
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"...she was a totally different person."
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"Maybe she doesn't hit him all the time."
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"There's a deer outside eating fruit from the orchard!"
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"I got to go! There's a deer eating fruit from the orchard!"
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"I don't get this. She was horrible!"
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"I'm going to go stand over there."
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"Why do you care?"
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"I don't care."
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"I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua."
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"You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!"
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"When you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail."
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"...not remember every little thing?"
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"So you know, when's he getting back?"
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"A couple of days."
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"I knew something like this would happen."
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"You can't go back a phase!"
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"You're thinking about time. You can't go back in time."
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"We can be guys!"
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"No, you can't."
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"Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys."
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"Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off?"
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"And come with us and watch naked girls dance!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Calm down, we got time. We're running late."
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"All set."
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"Look at that. Charlton Heston eating licorice."
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"Yeah, he loves them. I've never seen him with"
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"What the hell is that? What smells so bad?"
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"I could see why you would think that. But you know who it is?"
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"No way. He's the only one with a shower in his dressing room."
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"Really? A shower?"
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"Which room might that be?"
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"The one with "Heston" on it."
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"Interesting."
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"I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties?"
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"No, thanks, Mom!"
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"You have to put that out because I'm pregnant."
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"Ross is all happy in Vermont."
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"Don't let me leave without the name of that carpet guy."
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"Come on!"
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"If it'll help."
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"That was a test. In a few hours, I'll be drunk."
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"I'll want to call her. You'll have to stop me."
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"You should! How is she?"
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"Who's in there?"
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"How you doing?"
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"Who in the hell are you?"
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"Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt."
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"I'm an actor."
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"And I stink!"
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"I'm a cop who won't work with you because you're a loose cannon."
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"Anyway, I'm really sorry."
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"Joey, right?"
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"Every actor, one time or another"
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