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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Dirty Day (S04E04)

"Every actor thinks he stinks."
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"Bob Redford won't even watch himself."
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"You don't understand."
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"I don't know one actor worth his salt..."
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"...who, one time in his career, didn't say, "God, I stink!""
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"...you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower!"
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"-Yes, sir. I'm very sorry. -Wait a minute!"
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"Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting..."
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"-He still hasn't called. -Who, Josh?"
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"It's Joshua."
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"-He doesn't like "Josh"? -No, I don't."
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"I'm going to put my sweats back on."
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"You know what? You were right."
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"We weren't great at being guys. You know why?"
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"-You know what girls are good at? -Stripping!"
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"Sit."
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"Maybe it would really, really help if you would just talk."
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"I'm going to have to ask you all to leave."
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"Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause."
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"Those strippers were hot, and I couldn't picture myself with them."
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"-I liked that fighter pilot one. -Candy?"
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"She was so spunky!"
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"...it'd be with someone like Michelle."
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"She had the smoothest skin."
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"I stuck that dollar in her G-string and grazed her thigh"
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"Are we all together in a group?"
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"I just want sex with strippers and my friends!"
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"Come on."
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"Let me see that smile."
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"I wanted to go to the strip club!"
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"There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"How was Vermont?"
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"...incredible. There are no words to describe her."
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"And you! Rach!"
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"You were so right."
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"What?"
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"Joshua."
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"You know? But now!"
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"But now, I'm totally there."
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"Thank goodness!"
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"No problem. I'm so glad I could help, you know?"
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"I'm happy for you."
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"Happy for you."
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"Oh, no, happy for you."
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"I want to be with her. I like her."
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"That's not Joshua."
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"The rest of us have a lot of work to do."
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"What about you?""
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"That's only phase one."
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"The One with Joey's Dirty Day"
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"And this one..."
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"What's the matter?"
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"No."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep."
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"It's 9:30 a.m."
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"Who wouldn't be miserable?"
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"You?"
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"He reeks like he went on a three-day fishing trip, then ate licorice."
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"Very good."
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"I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call."
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"You'd think he'd be worried about me not showing up."
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"Joey Tribbiani. I'm doing a scene with you today."
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"I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up."
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"And you know, if you want to cry, that's okay too."
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"For me, it would have to be Chantal."
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"That's not phase three."
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"I think I moved on to phase four!"
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"I don't want to."
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"...where we could really be happy for each other."
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"And thank you for Emily."
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"You are going to take off my clothes."
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"What am I doing again?"
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"-Damn you. -Could I have a moment?"
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"That would be great!"
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"I'm finally where you are."
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"...to teach the third grade!"
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"I'll be back for phase two. I'd never miss that."
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"That."
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"Pay attention. I could wake up at any moment."
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"No, wait. You don't understand."
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"Please?"
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"She's about your age, I'd say."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You're in this picture?"
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"Then I'll be so drunk, I'll want to call Janice."
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"Would you like to keep her company tonight?"
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"-Well, I guess. -I'm kidding."
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"...that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera."
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"Getting drunk and going to a strip club."
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"There are naked ladies there too."
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"Please, hurry."
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"What?"
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"The important thing, and you must remember..."
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"Someone knocked over a lamp."
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"Pheebs."
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"When my Dad asks, "What are you doing with your life?"..."
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"You two, go get the oils."
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"And the thought of it kind of..."
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"What a business."
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"You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time."
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"It's the classic struggle between man"
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"Did you catch any fish?"
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"Come on!"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted."
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"Oh, my God! I overslept!"
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"They're in Vermont? How did this happen?"
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"How'd he end up in Vermont with that witch?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You."
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"Listen to me."
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"Take your pants."
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"She was just so petite."
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"-What is that? -I don't want a relationship ever!"
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"Stop it, you're killing me!"
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"What do you want from me? I never met the guy."
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"I'm sorry you can't stay."
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"...I can say, "I'm doing a movie with Charlton Heston."
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