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Clips from 30 Rock - TGS Hates Women (S05E05)

"You stupid meddling bitch!"
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"Yes! There's your real voice! There's Abby Grossman!"
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"To quote Eleanor Roosevelt, "We are all...""
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"Do you understand what you've done? You have signed my death warrant!"
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"How's that now?"
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"My ex-husband is gonna see this, he's gonna find out where I am,"
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"and he is gonna try to run me over with his car again!"
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"I changed my appearance to get away from him!"
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"You're right, Liz. I was "hiding"."
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"From a man who went insane after getting electrocuted"
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"And, yeah, Liz, I am "desperate for male attention.""
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"That is why I slept with Lutz."
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"And I shall protect here."
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"Is there an "Abby Flynn" here?"
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"That's her, Troy! I'm on your side! Get her!"
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"Jeez, Lutz, it's the UPS guy."
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"Okay. First of all, I think we all owe Abby an apology."
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""I thought this box would be the perfect size for your head."
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"P.S. I was electrocuted again while watching 'Seven'.""
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"Great. I have six hours to start a new life."
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"I'll have to be a redhead this time."
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"Oh, I don't know. With your coloring..."
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"You must really hate women, Liz."
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"Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind!"
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"Okay, we were on page six,"
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"After all, they spent the whole episode"
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"trying to help young women."
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"But first, I would like to correct"
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"There's no oil in kelp that helps cure ice-cream headaches."
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"No, the only thing that will cure ice-cream headaches"
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"Kaylie was not speaking dolphin."
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"When a dolphin expresses excitement,"
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"it sounds like this:"
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"Okay, we've had a lot of fun tonight,"
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"Well, Lemon..."
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"Female jealousy is an evolutionary fact, Lemon."
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"There is a potential successor,"
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"I have to ensure that Kaylie makes similar choices."
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"and meet your idol."
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"It's a terrible program."
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"Ow! That is Abby Flynn. She's a guest writer."
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"I can't believe I'm talking to Dr. Robert Ballard!"
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"Oh, and a chemical in kelp"
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"Maybe you should have been a deep sea explorer."
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"Kaylie, this way."
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"Oh Derry, hi Derry, Hey Derry, ho"
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"Hey, Liz!"
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"This is my real voice."
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"It's not. It's for her."
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"Abby, I'm trying to help you."
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"Except it is because you represent my show"
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"Let Kaylie run KableTown."
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"Well, that's understandable. I mean, "Grossman" is a little "bagel-y"."
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"Why did she turn herself into that baby hooker?"
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"Well, I am confronting Abby with this in front of everybody."
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"Tricia, Maria, Greg, Greg P., Lyle, Edwin."
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"The negative is in my personal safe along with my will"
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"You can't beat me, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Okay, there's something everyone here needs to see."
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"Has anyone ever actually had a good time at brunch, you know?"
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"Tonight's tag's gonna be a nice wrap-up scene between Jack and Liz."
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"In the time remaining,"
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"wrap-up scene I promised you."
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"If you like, I could have Dr. Ballard give us a private tour of the museum."
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"I breathe it."
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"I kind of envy you."
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"Gil Coughlin, Oversight."
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"Hank Hooper. Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?"
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"Say no more. Got you, boss."
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"Well..."
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"Hi, I'm Kaylie Hooper, I'm 14 years old,"
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"Already? What'd you do to her?"
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"JOANofSNARK. It's this really cool feminist website"
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"the way women are perceived in society."
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"Are you guys changing your personalities for Abby?"
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"powerful men like myself"
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"You're just like Vanessa from the "Vampire Detective Mysteries"."
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"Quiet, chalk-hands! A real man is talking."
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"Abby, you might want to sit down for this."
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"I want to roll my eyes right now,"
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"Yes, he's the CEO of KableTown."
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"Meanwhile, I'm helping women achieve their potential,"
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"I mean, light travels at 186,000 miles per second, so..."
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"New York gives us a tax break for employing sex offenders."
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"Men infantilize women, and women tear each other down."
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"When I have problems, I like to talk to the man upstairs."
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"No, Charles..."
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"while watching "Sleeping with the Enemy"."
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"I was cut out of that!"
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"Oh, my God, it's from him."
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"some of the science we saw tonight."
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