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Clips from American Dad! - Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (S08E08)

"The only swimming I want to do is in the pool!"
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"Tell me about Chicago-style pizza, Avery."
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"Or have you never had it?"
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"very deep."
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"Is it dangerous?"
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"Were you scared?"
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"A little."
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"Any man who says he's not is a liar."
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"More champagne?"
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"I have to admit,"
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"you're unlike any maid I've ever known."
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"And I've known nine."
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"Each of them more Jamaican than the last..."
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"Avery, you make me so happy."
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"It's funny."
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"Oh, Avery!"
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"Who's there?"
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"What's that?"
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"It sounds like a baby."
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"Show yourself, baby!"
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"It's not mine, I'm just raising her."
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"A baby..."
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"I'm sorry, Edna."
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"They remind me... of babies."
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"You see, I was in a relationship with this woman."
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"She got pregnant and we lost the baby."
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"Seeing this one, it's..."
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"it's just too painful!"
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"I'm sorry, Edna."
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"No!"
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"If I had known I was going to fall in love,"
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"I never would've agreed to raise this baby for Hayley,"
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"whose baby it actually is!"
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"(gasps)"
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"(gasps) Damn this baby!"
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"Damn this heat."
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"What the hell were you thinking"
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"bringing my son of a bitch father back here?!"
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"Did you guys talk?"
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"Oh, we talked and we talked and we talked!"
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"If talking were a potbellied pig,"
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"But life isn't... fair."
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"And I won't county on my father ever again."
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"Stan, you're exhausted."
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"Why don't you rest?"
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"Rest?! Yes."
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"(screams)"
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"Stan, you've cut yourself!"
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"I should be allowed to feel something."
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"(Jack laughing in distance)"
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"Oh, well, what a relief!"
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"Why don't I go out there and do just that!"
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"Yuck-yuck-yuck!"
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"What a fun party! Yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck!"
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"Nom-nom-nom, yuck-yuck-yuck! Isn't this fun?!"
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"A doodle-doodle-doodle-doo! A doodle-doodle-doodle-dee!"
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"I have no interest in"
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"watching you make a fool of yourself."
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"Leaving in the middle another party!"
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"Papa, now that you're making merry,"
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"perhaps you'd like to open my gift?"
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"Not now, Steve!"
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"My cup overfloweth!"
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"I have cake-face and balloon!"
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"(gasps)"
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"The balloon."
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"There was a pop just like it the day my dad left."
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"I remember... more."
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"More what, Stan?"
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"More... information."
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"It was during the party, before my dad left."
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"I remember the balloon animal the clown made for me."
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"It popped."
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"I started crying."
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"(horn honking)"
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"I-I remember another sound."
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"A horn... or a honking."
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"It was coming from..."
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"my parent's bedroom."
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"My dad didn't walk out on us..."
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"my mother drove him away."
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"My mother is a clown whore!"
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"Is that any way to greet me, Stan?"
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"The information, it's too much!"
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"It's..."
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"T.M.I. (gasps)"
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"Hurry up, it's starting!"
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"I'm a little confused whether this is a comedy or a tragedy."
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"A catastrophe in the end would certainly clear things up."
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"Let's watch!"
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"(Stan moaning)"
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"I told you throwing Stan a birthday party was a bad idea."
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"How was I to know"
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"Stan caught you cheating on his father..."
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"STAN: You!"
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"All these years, I blamed my father"
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"for destroying our family."
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"And you allowed me to believe this lie"
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"when it was you."
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"You're the reason he left!"
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"Stan, you don't understand."
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"I understand you can't keep your legs shut"
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"Is it gift time, Daddy?"
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"(grunts angrily)"
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"(gasps)"
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"Trying to forget something?"
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"(gasps)"
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"Why did you tell me you'd had a miscarriage?"
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"I wasn't ready for a baby."
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"And you, you were so enthusiastic!"
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"I just wanted it all to go away!"
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"But I loved you."
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"If you'd given it a chance,"
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"there was nothing our love couldn't overcome!"
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"I know that now!"
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"Yes!"
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"Then let's be together!"
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"Oh, Avery!"
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"Let's go get our child"
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"and begin our life together anew!"
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