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Clips from American Dad! - Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (S08E08)

"We can be together now, Avery."
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"What is she talking about?"
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"It's quiet now. Just like you wanted."
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"Edna, what have you done?"
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"What on Lucifer's black beach have you done?!"
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"Where's my baby?!"
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"No! No!"
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"Avery, I did it so we could be together!"
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"(all sobbing hysterically)"
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"There's no distinction!"
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"No demarcation!"
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"Hell and earth slumber in the same bed tonight!"
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"(sobbing continues)"
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"Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool."
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"Perhaps I'll do a froggy kick, to swim from me to you."
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"Daddy!"
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"Stan! I was just reciting "The Swimming Pool" by Homer."
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"Daddy, I know the truth!"
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"It wasn't your fault."
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"You left because mom pushed you away!"
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"You watch your punk mouth!"
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"Your mother is a rose!"
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"And you're just a weed that grows in her shade!"
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"But she cheated on you."
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"She deserves the wretched mud I sling!"
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"I didn't want"
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"to take you down this gravelly road."
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"Not on these tires."
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"But I can't let you think your only mother's a whore."
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"It's time for you to hear..."
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"the truth."
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"Not on those tires."
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"about to extend three of its fingers"
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"and give Stan one hell of a shocker."
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"You remember this part, I know."
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"Your balloon dog had just popped"
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"and you were looking for your mommy"
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"like a bitch..."
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"(horn honking) Mommy! Mommy, my balloon!"
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"JACK: You want the truth, Stan? It's just beyond that door."
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"Push..."
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"That's right."
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"Your mother was receiving a clown pound."
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"But what you don't know is that the clown..."
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"was me!"
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"Oh, so everything's okay."
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"Mom never cheated on you."
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"in a clown outfit."
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"Why were you dressed as a clown?"
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"Otherwise, your party wasn't going to be "perfect.""
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"But your father and I didn't have any money for a real clown."
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"Clowns were scarce in those days."
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"The good ones could name their own price."
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"Not like now."
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"Oh, but you needed a clown."
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"And you threw a tantrum fit for a real queen."
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"for robbing fruit trucks around town."
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"That's why we always had the freshest fruit."
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"Right. Now a lot of people were horny"
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"to catch that clown."
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"None more so than your friend the police commissioner."
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"until your birthday."
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"Thanks to you,"
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"there I was, performing in that outfit."
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"And there he was, your invited guest."
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"He put the whole thing together like two docking hogs in"
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"the bathroom of a San Francisco supermarket."
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"What are you saying?"
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"He's saying that he gave you the party you wanted..."
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"even though he knew it meant giving up his freedom."
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"The Commissioner called for backup, and I fled."
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"I fled like a guy sprinting from a supermarket bathroom"
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"after trying something that felt great at the time,"
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"but that he was ultimately ashamed of."
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"just how much I loved her one last time."
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"Oh, Jack."
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"That means... it was my fault you left."
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"Bingo."
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"You sure did, kiddo."
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"Aw...!"
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"I wish things could've been different, Bets."
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"I never stopped loving you, Jack."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Not again!"
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"Everything's been my fault."
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"Here's your present, Papa!"
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"Let me guess: you don't have time."
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"Well, how 'bout I open it for you?"
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"(grunts)"
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"Here, it's an authentic 19th-century Army revolver."
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"Not that you care!"
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"Thank you, son."
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"This is just what I need."
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"Really?"
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"Th-that's all I've ever wanted."
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"Stan!"
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"I hope the party was worth it."
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"Steve, what have you done to this family?!"
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"(all sobbing)"
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"It appears the guilt that consumed Stan"
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"will now be passed on to Steve."
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"In a sense... his only inheritance."
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"(grunts)"
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"You thought I was asleep, didn't you?"
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"Acting."
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"Good night!"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"dead in his extended-stay hotel room."
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"No, everybody stay. Please."
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"Not the presents."
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"(gasping)"
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"Daddy!"
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"It's... deep..."
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"There's nothing stopping you from having fun, too."
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"Mommy?! How could you?"
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"with a clown?!"
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"Jack, please don't go down that road."
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"(both scream)"
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"So I pulled out the clown suit that I used"
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"Of course, before I left, I had to show your mother"
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