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Clips from American Dad! - Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (S08E08)

"Does this mean you won't be coming"
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"to your only son's birthday party?"
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"since he was a child."
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"Why couldn't you just leave well enough alone?"
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"Enough!"
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"You and I have a very strained relationship"
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"KLAUS: He's here!"
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"Francine, get my fender sponge."
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"I hit another dog driving home..."
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"Surprise! Ah!"
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"(laughing)"
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"♪ Happy birth... No!"
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Stan, everybody's here to celebrate your birthday."
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"I don't have a birthday!"
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"Dan, put on some music."
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"This party could use a little dancing."
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"(slow song begins)"
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"What has gotten into you?"
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"I said no birthdays!"
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"But understand, the why I'm talking about"
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"isn't the place where poor people learn to swim"
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"I remember everything about it so clearly."
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"I was eight..."
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"And you know what my biggest memory of that party was?"
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"Not the cake."
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"It was my dad, packin' up and walkin' out on us."
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"Daddy! No, don't go!"
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"Daddy!"
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"Stan, I never knew."
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"Yeah."
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"He was a thief."
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"Daddy?"
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"Would you like to open my gift now, Daddy?"
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"(car engine revs, tires squeal)"
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"This birthday's ruined!"
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"Not just yet, little Klaus."
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"Not just yet."
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"Dolores."
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"Connect me to the favor department."
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"I'm calling in a favor."
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"Where did you go, Stan?"
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"Swept up by a wave of your own darkness..."
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"(siren wails)"
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"Oh. Am I interrupting?"
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"I'm just tinkerin' with the air coldener."
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"Just down for a bottle of champagne."
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"People upstairs, they can't get enough of it."
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"To throw in people's faces..."
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"Water's my drink."
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"That's so refreshing."
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"You should try it with a twist of lime."
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"I'm not talking about water--"
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"water's disgusting."
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"No, I'm talking about your attitude re: water."
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"Why can't more people be poor and simple, like you?"
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"Oh, sir, I wish more people were like you, to be honest."
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"I'm sorry; I've spoken out of turn."
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"Oh, no, it was your turn."
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"I'd just spoken."
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"And I'm going to use that turn..."
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"to do this!"
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"The party ended hours ago and he's still not back."
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"Well, if you hear from Stan, let me know."
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"Thank you, Mrs. Fartface."
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"Officer O'Sullivan?"
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"but I believe I found something of yours."
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"Stan?"
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"(gasps)"
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"He'd be spending the night in the cooler,"
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"We?"
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"Who's we? MAN: Me."
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"You!"
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"That's right. Your dad."
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"You're... Your daddy."
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"No, I mean, you're... Ready for a swim."
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"No, I'm surprised you're..."
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"Out of jail? Yes."
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"Me too."
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"I called the warden and got him out for your birthday."
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"It's time you two talk."
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"(gasps)"
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"And now, we return to Act Two."
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"Gesundheit!"
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"The theatre can be a lonely place."
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"You're supposed to be in jail!"
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"I called in a favor to the warden."
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"He's my brother, remember?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Well, I'm sorry you wasted your time."
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"'Cause I ain't got squat to say to this low-life."
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"Warden only released me for eight hours"
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"and I just want to swim."
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"Why did you leave?"
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"I was eight!"
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"I just ate!"
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"That's why I can't swim right now."
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"Not for nine more minutes."
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"You walked out on us."
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"I remember it like it was yesterday."
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"My eighth birthday party."
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"I was having the time of my life."
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"There was a cake, a clown,"
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"and all my friends were there."
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"Police Commissioner Jared Stacy!"
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"I was in the Junior Detective's Club,"
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"and he came to my party!"
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"And there I am!"
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"Look at me!"
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"The birthday boy."
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"until it was not that."
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"At all."
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"(horn honks)"
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"Where to, Mac?"
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"As far away from my family as possible."
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"So that's how you remember it, huh?"
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"Yeah, 'cause that's how it happened."
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"Good, 'cause that's exactly what happened and nothing more."
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"Enough swimming in memories."
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