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Clips from Scrubs - My Unicorn (S04E04)

"Relax. I never get chocolate cake."
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"If you want sympathy, get a disease people can see."
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"I'm just having the worst day."
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"It's no biggie. Forgive and forget, right?"
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"I've been kicking ass, but this place is such a boys' club,"
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"Hey, if you're desperate to get things done,"
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"You do what you have to do to level the playing field."
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"Thank you."
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"How'd you get chocolate cake?"
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"Oh, I just did like this and said, "Got cake?""
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"- what I found on the computer. - Was it a set of adult male shoulders?"
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"They had to trim 'em to get me out of that well."
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"have family to be a donor, but he's got a son. Gotta find this guy."
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"There are times a man wants to keep something to himself."
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"Say he's got a son, or he's 29 and keeps a journal with a unicorn on the cover."
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"If the guy didn't tell you about his son, I'm sure he had a good reason."
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"You get too involved in patients' lives."
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"Eventually, someone's gonna miss me, Jerry."
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"Claudia, just promise me"
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"- Come on. I don't want... - Relax, would you?"
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"If you don't like the sound of her voice, she's history."
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"Pull up, 117. Pull up."
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"We lost 'em."
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"So what was your thing?"
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"This is a tiny airport. We get, like, one aeroplane a day."
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"I'm a pretty aeroplane. Board me."
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"He's an aeroplane."
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"- I'm not quite sure I'm getting this. - Oh, what's not to get?"
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"Look, Dr Cox told me not to get involved. I defied him."
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"And now, with your help, I'm gonna rub it in his face, OK?"
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"Now for the last time, the song goes like this:"
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"I found his son, I found his son,"
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"I found his son"
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"- Then jump out and go, "That's me!" - But wouldn't it be funnier"
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"That'd be funnier, but I have a question."
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"Who's gonna be singing the "I found his son" song?"
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"Cos it certainly won't be me, OK?"
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"Dr Cox, You were wrong"
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"I found his son, I found his son"
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"Reunion time. This is gonna be great."
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"Before you say anything, I want you to know"
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"For $ 70,000."
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"cos I've got a interview for a fellowship next year."
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"No. We're done talking now."
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"Elliot."
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"We can help."
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"No! No! You will not turn Elliot into some flirtatious manipulator."
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"Don't get me wrong. Outside the hospital,"
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"with her hair up, is a slammin' hottie, but here, she's an asexual mess."
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"That's the natural order, and you don't mess with the natural order!"
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"Look, I will try anything."
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"I just don't want to compromise who I am."
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"It's a lingering smile, a chuckle at a bad joke."
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"A look in your eye that says"
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""If you do what I want, maybe something'll happen,""
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"maybe I'll have sex with you, but probably not."
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"- So close. - What's your problem with your dad?"
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"Well, for starters, he named me Murray. That's an old man's name."
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"Murray!"
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"Everything my father's ever done was designed to humiliate me."
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"Murray."
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"- What? - What?"
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"You don't know what it was like having him as a father."
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"When I'm around the guy, I'm invisible."
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"Come on. You're exaggerating."
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"Whatcha got cookin'?"
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"How's about cookin' something up with me?"
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"Thank you."
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"by making a kissy face. He asked me if I had palsy."
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"If you want to get ahead, you have to use what God gave you."
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"Or in your case, what Dr Feinberg gave you."
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"Elliot will help."
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"You can do this."
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"Hi. I'm Elliot."
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"These are my favourite scrubs."
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"Is it a bad stain?"
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"No."
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"That's my favourite stain ever."
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"- They're real. - Yeah, right."
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"Just do what I told you to do."
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"It doesn't matter that your father's handsome and charismatic"
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"He's your flesh n' blood. You gotta step up."
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"You have issues with your father you're projecting onto me,"
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"so why don't you go and give him a jingle?"
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"- He's dead. - Good stuff."
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"- No, I'm serious. - Classic."
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"- Now about the kidney... - I wish I could fly my plane right now."
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"I like to fly it when I have to make a big decision."
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"Make the flesh and blood argument in a different way."
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"Yawning, Glen!"
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"One for the road, Glen?"
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"- Careful, Elliot. - Oh, come on."
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"What harm can come from a little flirting?"
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"I wanna see that engagement ring."
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"Elliot did a tongue-dance in Franklyn's ear"
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"is cos you pick Franklyn to play basketball,"
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"even though he always shoots his foul shots granny-style."
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"Excuse me."
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"This is gonna cause problems."
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"It's on me."
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"I'd like an orange soda, too."
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"If that's the way female doctors here behave,"
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"Either of you know where I can find Elliot Reid?"
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""I told you so" moments are rare."
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"So when they come, you have to savour them."
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"Hey, Newbie."
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"The good news is that Murray and his dad are a match kidney-wise."
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"Gregory is not Murray's biological father."
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"By the by, this moment is so great,"
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"I'd cheat on that other moment from before,"
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"I couldn't decide whether I should tell Murray his dad wasn't his dad."
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"Luckily, hospitals are full of supportive colleagues eager to help."
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"before he coughs a kidney up to his fake father and sues this hospital!"
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"Write that down in your little unicorn book."
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"What are you going to do, son?"
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"Well, Dr Kels..."
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"- Murray! - What?"
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"OK. I put interview guy in the lounge and told him Elliot's with a patient."
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"Bring him an orange soda, maybe the whole thing goes away."
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"Jordan and I will take care of interview guy."
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