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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Carded and Discarded (S01E01)

"Yeah. You wanna check it out?"
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"Oh, my god. This looks exactly like you."
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"I know."
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"Except it says you're 24."
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"So?"
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"Daniel, do you have one?"
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"Aw. It's capricorn! Cancer!"
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"Capricorn!"
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"Dude, I hate astrology."
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"What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?"
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"We should get fake Ids and go see Feedback."
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"Well, it just so happens that..."
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"I came into a little bit of cash."
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"Well, well, well."
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"What are you... I'm just saying..."
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"Hey, Harris. Hey, Gordon. You met our new friend Maureen?"
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"Are you new at our school?"
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"Thank you, Harris. But we're late."
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"Maureen, tomorrow's pizza day in the cafeteria."
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"It's made out of real tomato sauce and everything."
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"So, what are you guys doing after school? Want to do something?"
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"OK. Great. I don't have to be home until dinner."
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"Howie?"
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"You come and take care of these fine young people."
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"I work here. Come here."
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"Hello? All right."
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"Didn't I just get you one? You lose it already?"
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"June, cancer. Libra, october. Capricorn, december."
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"Know it. 1958. You are them."
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"You gonna give us the IDs or not?"
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"Who's the chick?"
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"Hey, her name is Lindsay, all right?"
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"Sorry, Bill Laimbeer. You got some good timing."
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"I need to look at your faces, memorize them... So I can find a match."
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"Brown eyes, brown hair."
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"Brown eyes, brown hair."
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"Half of what?"
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"I got it."
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"A chick with money. You got good taste, stretch."
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"Excuse me. Hey, gelfand. You know what?"
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"There's a box of Parisian nightsuits in the back,"
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"and they're not gonna unpack themselves."
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"I'll be there in one second."
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"These look great, sir. I'll see you guys at 11:00?"
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"Had to bring the big rocket, didn't you?"
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"What? So I got a big rocket."
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"What am I supposed to do, cut it in half?"
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"There she is."
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"She is beautiful."
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"I can't believe she's gonna hang out with us."
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"Then what are we doing here?"
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"Oh, my god, she's running to get to us."
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"Hi, guys!"
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"- Hey, Maureen. - Your rockets look great."
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"Oh, it is? I hadn't noticed."
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"I never launched a rocket before. This is gonna be fun."
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"Cape Canaveral, ready for lift off."
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"Ready to launch this thing?"
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"So, going to the Rusty Nail with Nick."
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"This is gonna be, like, your guys' first real date, huh?"
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"We're not going out or anything."
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"I don't know."
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"We only kissed once, and it's not... It's not a big deal."
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"There's a real connection, man. I'm telling you guys, she likes me."
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"So are you guys, like, a couple now?"
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"We're not into labelling things, you know?"
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"We have a more mature relationship than that."
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"Let's just say we have an understanding."
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"'cause I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
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"So, is this what having a girlfriend is gonna be like?"
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"and you can say and do anything in front of her?"
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"That's how they suck you in."
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"She's the kind of woman you could cut the cheese in front of."
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"It is."
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"I mean, you couldn't be in love with someone if you couldn't."
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"Think about it."
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"You have to sleep with your wife every night of your life."
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"Oh, come on, guys. You can't fart in front of a woman."
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"You think you get up and run outside every time you have to let one rip?"
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"You'd never get any sleep."
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"I think I might like Maureen, too."
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"She's not as scary."
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"No. I'm asking her out."
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"She clearly likes me best."
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"You see the way she looks at me? She can barely contain herself."
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"You just happen to be looking at her every time she's thinking about me."
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"OK. We're all in love with her, and Maureen likes all of us."
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"How do we do that?"
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"I'll get the hat."
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"Sam, excited about the big pit game on Friday?"
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"Honey, can you come in here for a minute?"
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"- I like pit. - You don't even know what pit is."
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"Honey,"
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"you cannot force these kids to spend time with us."
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"- Well, I feel shamed. - Oh, Harold."
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"I'm not swinging an ax. I just want them to play pit with me."
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"If you love something, set it free."
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"Maybe if we try not to force it, they'll come to us."
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"- Well, all right. - There you go."
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"They're free. Let 'em free. Let 'em go."
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"- See? - Get back here."
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"- All right, Bill, you pick. - Wait. Why does he get to pick?"
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"Because I don't trust you."
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"Just pick fast. Don't try to feel around for your paper."
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"I'm not. I'm just trying to pick one."
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"Quit being so paranoid."
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"OK. Now, we know that the words on this paper"
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"could potentially change our lives. I don't want any..."
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"Come on. Just open the paper."
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"I'm the happiest man in the world."
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"Great, Bill. Now you can go and fart in front of her."
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"You'll make quite the impression."
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"Wait a minute. He wet his paper with spit."
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"Mrs. Maureen Haverchuck."
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"Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?"
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"How are we this morning?"
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"I've got some brochures from some ivy league schools."
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"Why can't you just leave me alone?"
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"Because it's my job."
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"I'm a guidance counselor. I'm trying to guide you."
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