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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Carded and Discarded (S01E01)

Videos 1999 Season 1, Episode 7 724 clips
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Yeah. You wanna check it out?
"Yeah. You wanna check it out?"
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Oh, my god. This looks exactly like you.
"Oh, my god. This looks exactly like you."
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I know.
"I know."
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Except it says you're 24.
"Except it says you're 24."
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So?
"So?"
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Daniel, do you have one?
"Daniel, do you have one?"
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Aw. It's capricorn! Cancer!
"Aw. It's capricorn! Cancer!"
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Capricorn!
"Capricorn!"
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Dude, I hate astrology.
"Dude, I hate astrology."
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What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?
"What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?"
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We should get fake Ids and go see Feedback.
"We should get fake Ids and go see Feedback."
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Well, it just so happens that...
"Well, it just so happens that..."
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I came into a little bit of cash.
"I came into a little bit of cash."
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Well, well, well.
"Well, well, well."
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What are you... I'm just saying...
"What are you... I'm just saying..."
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Hey, Harris. Hey, Gordon. You met our new friend Maureen?
"Hey, Harris. Hey, Gordon. You met our new friend Maureen?"
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Are you new at our school?
"Are you new at our school?"
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Thank you, Harris. But we're late.
"Thank you, Harris. But we're late."
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Maureen, tomorrow's pizza day in the cafeteria.
"Maureen, tomorrow's pizza day in the cafeteria."
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It's made out of real tomato sauce and everything.
"It's made out of real tomato sauce and everything."
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So, what are you guys doing after school? Want to do something?
"So, what are you guys doing after school? Want to do something?"
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OK. Great. I don't have to be home until dinner.
"OK. Great. I don't have to be home until dinner."
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Howie?
"Howie?"
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You come and take care of these fine young people.
"You come and take care of these fine young people."
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I work here. Come here.
"I work here. Come here."
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Hello? All right.
"Hello? All right."
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Didn't I just get you one? You lose it already?
"Didn't I just get you one? You lose it already?"
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June, cancer. Libra, october. Capricorn, december.
"June, cancer. Libra, october. Capricorn, december."
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Know it. 1958. You are them.
"Know it. 1958. You are them."
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You gonna give us the IDs or not?
"You gonna give us the IDs or not?"
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Who's the chick?
"Who's the chick?"
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Hey, her name is Lindsay, all right?
"Hey, her name is Lindsay, all right?"
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Sorry, Bill Laimbeer. You got some good timing.
"Sorry, Bill Laimbeer. You got some good timing."
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I need to look at your faces, memorize them... So I can find a match.
"I need to look at your faces, memorize them... So I can find a match."
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Brown eyes, brown hair.
"Brown eyes, brown hair."
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Brown eyes, brown hair.
"Brown eyes, brown hair."
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Half of what?
"Half of what?"
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I got it.
"I got it."
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A chick with money. You got good taste, stretch.
"A chick with money. You got good taste, stretch."
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Excuse me. Hey, gelfand. You know what?
"Excuse me. Hey, gelfand. You know what?"
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There's a box of Parisian nightsuits in the back,
"There's a box of Parisian nightsuits in the back,"
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and they're not gonna unpack themselves.
"and they're not gonna unpack themselves."
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I'll be there in one second.
"I'll be there in one second."
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These look great, sir. I'll see you guys at 11:00?
"These look great, sir. I'll see you guys at 11:00?"
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Had to bring the big rocket, didn't you?
"Had to bring the big rocket, didn't you?"
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What? So I got a big rocket.
"What? So I got a big rocket."
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What am I supposed to do, cut it in half?
"What am I supposed to do, cut it in half?"
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There she is.
"There she is."
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She is beautiful.
"She is beautiful."
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I can't believe she's gonna hang out with us.
"I can't believe she's gonna hang out with us."
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Then what are we doing here?
"Then what are we doing here?"
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Oh, my god, she's running to get to us.
"Oh, my god, she's running to get to us."
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Hi, guys!
"Hi, guys!"
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- Hey, Maureen. - Your rockets look great.
"- Hey, Maureen. - Your rockets look great."
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Oh, it is? I hadn't noticed.
"Oh, it is? I hadn't noticed."
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I never launched a rocket before. This is gonna be fun.
"I never launched a rocket before. This is gonna be fun."
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Cape Canaveral, ready for lift off.
"Cape Canaveral, ready for lift off."
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Ready to launch this thing?
"Ready to launch this thing?"
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So, going to the Rusty Nail with Nick.
"So, going to the Rusty Nail with Nick."
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This is gonna be, like, your guys' first real date, huh?
"This is gonna be, like, your guys' first real date, huh?"
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We're not going out or anything.
"We're not going out or anything."
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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We only kissed once, and it's not... It's not a big deal.
"We only kissed once, and it's not... It's not a big deal."
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There's a real connection, man. I'm telling you guys, she likes me.
"There's a real connection, man. I'm telling you guys, she likes me."
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So are you guys, like, a couple now?
"So are you guys, like, a couple now?"
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We're not into labelling things, you know?
"We're not into labelling things, you know?"
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We have a more mature relationship than that.
"We have a more mature relationship than that."
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Let's just say we have an understanding.
"Let's just say we have an understanding."
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'cause I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
"'cause I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
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So, is this what having a girlfriend is gonna be like?
"So, is this what having a girlfriend is gonna be like?"
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and you can say and do anything in front of her?
"and you can say and do anything in front of her?"
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That's how they suck you in.
"That's how they suck you in."
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She's the kind of woman you could cut the cheese in front of.
"She's the kind of woman you could cut the cheese in front of."
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It is.
"It is."
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I mean, you couldn't be in love with someone if you couldn't.
"I mean, you couldn't be in love with someone if you couldn't."
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Think about it.
"Think about it."
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You have to sleep with your wife every night of your life.
"You have to sleep with your wife every night of your life."
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Oh, come on, guys. You can't fart in front of a woman.
"Oh, come on, guys. You can't fart in front of a woman."
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You think you get up and run outside every time you have to let one rip?
"You think you get up and run outside every time you have to let one rip?"
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You'd never get any sleep.
"You'd never get any sleep."
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I think I might like Maureen, too.
"I think I might like Maureen, too."
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She's not as scary.
"She's not as scary."
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No. I'm asking her out.
"No. I'm asking her out."
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She clearly likes me best.
"She clearly likes me best."
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You see the way she looks at me? She can barely contain herself.
"You see the way she looks at me? She can barely contain herself."
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You just happen to be looking at her every time she's thinking about me.
"You just happen to be looking at her every time she's thinking about me."
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OK. We're all in love with her, and Maureen likes all of us.
"OK. We're all in love with her, and Maureen likes all of us."
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How do we do that?
"How do we do that?"
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I'll get the hat.
"I'll get the hat."
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Sam, excited about the big pit game on Friday?
"Sam, excited about the big pit game on Friday?"
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Honey, can you come in here for a minute?
"Honey, can you come in here for a minute?"
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- I like pit. - You don't even know what pit is.
"- I like pit. - You don't even know what pit is."
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Honey,
"Honey,"
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you cannot force these kids to spend time with us.
"you cannot force these kids to spend time with us."
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- Well, I feel shamed. - Oh, Harold.
"- Well, I feel shamed. - Oh, Harold."
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I'm not swinging an ax. I just want them to play pit with me.
"I'm not swinging an ax. I just want them to play pit with me."
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If you love something, set it free.
"If you love something, set it free."
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Maybe if we try not to force it, they'll come to us.
"Maybe if we try not to force it, they'll come to us."
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- Well, all right. - There you go.
"- Well, all right. - There you go."
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They're free. Let 'em free. Let 'em go.
"They're free. Let 'em free. Let 'em go."
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- See? - Get back here.
"- See? - Get back here."
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- All right, Bill, you pick. - Wait. Why does he get to pick?
"- All right, Bill, you pick. - Wait. Why does he get to pick?"
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Because I don't trust you.
"Because I don't trust you."
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Just pick fast. Don't try to feel around for your paper.
"Just pick fast. Don't try to feel around for your paper."
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I'm not. I'm just trying to pick one.
"I'm not. I'm just trying to pick one."
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Quit being so paranoid.
"Quit being so paranoid."
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OK. Now, we know that the words on this paper
"OK. Now, we know that the words on this paper"
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could potentially change our lives. I don't want any...
"could potentially change our lives. I don't want any..."
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Come on. Just open the paper.
"Come on. Just open the paper."
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I'm the happiest man in the world.
"I'm the happiest man in the world."
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Great, Bill. Now you can go and fart in front of her.
"Great, Bill. Now you can go and fart in front of her."
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You'll make quite the impression.
"You'll make quite the impression."
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Wait a minute. He wet his paper with spit.
"Wait a minute. He wet his paper with spit."
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Mrs. Maureen Haverchuck.
"Mrs. Maureen Haverchuck."
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Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
"Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?"
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How are we this morning?
"How are we this morning?"
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I've got some brochures from some ivy league schools.
"I've got some brochures from some ivy league schools."
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Why can't you just leave me alone?
"Why can't you just leave me alone?"
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Because it's my job.
"Because it's my job."
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I'm a guidance counselor. I'm trying to guide you.
"I'm a guidance counselor. I'm trying to guide you."
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