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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Carded and Discarded (S01E01)

"Well, guide someone else."
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"I heard the words, but your eyes said something else."
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"They said, "I'm lost. I need your help."
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"Don't listen to me. Guide me.""
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"Tell you what. Why don't I just come and visit you then in the prison..."
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"like should you get shanked in the yard or the dining hall?"
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"That'd be a great way to do my job, don't you think?"
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"All right. Ready to get yourself a new girlfriend?"
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"Never been readier."
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"What are you gonna say to her?"
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"I don't know. I'm just gonna let the love... flow."
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"Here she comes."
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"I gotta get something out of my locker."
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"What are you doing? Go on."
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"I told you guys. That's why you should have let me have her."
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"I know what to say to a woman."
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"She's... talking to Vicki."
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"How do you like it?"
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"- What's wrong? - What's wrong?"
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"You think she'll hang out with us after all those jocks and cheerleaders?"
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"- Why wouldn't she? - Because they're pod people."
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"It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
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"Oh, man!"
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"We've gotta get her away from Vicki!"
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"Oh! Eli! Eli, come here."
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"Vicki Appleby told me she doesn't think Three's Company is funny."
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"But it's the funniest show on TV!"
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"I know. That's what I told her, but..."
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"I'm gonna go talk to her."
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"Do you cheerlead?"
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"- No, I... - Excuse me."
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"Three's Company is the best show on TV."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"The Ropers don't want Jack living with 2 girls"
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"because he doesn't want any dirty stuff going on in his apartment building."
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"There was this scene where Jack had lost his voice..."
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"Oh. Sure. Talk to you later, Vicki."
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"- Social studies. - Cool. We're going there, too."
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"Congratulations, everybody."
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"Who the hell is "Jesus H. Garcia"?"
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"It's "hey-zoos". It's your new identity."
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"Sure it does."
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"Yeah. Hey, mine looks Chinese, too. What's going on with that?"
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"This says I'm 29."
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"That doesn't matter. Mine says I'm 34. I have no problems. It's fine."
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"Why don't you give us the money back?"
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"It's hard to find matches for you guys. No one in Canada looks like you."
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"Finally, a sane man. God, this is..."
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"Oh, guys, by the way..."
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"Tomorrow, at Silverman's, we're having a big sale,"
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"Maybe you guys come by, I'll hook you up. Be nice."
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"- Oh, thanks, Howie. - Yeah. Thanks for nothing."
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"- That was my only connection. - Yeah. I don't know anybody."
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"Maybe we can split up the day"
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"so at least one of us is with her between each class."
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"That way we can make sure she doesn't talk to anyone but us."
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"It's Vicki."
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"Where's Eli?"
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"Sam, quick, go talk to her about Three's Company."
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"Oh. Yeah. I'll talk to you in algebra."
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"Oh, you got pudding."
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"and it gets that skin on the top."
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"How's your day going?"
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"Great. I've met tons of new people."
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"- What are you doing this weekend? - Vicki invited me to a party."
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"That's gonna be fun, huh?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Nothing. Just going to mathlete practice."
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"Having a scrimmage against Mount Clemon next week."
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"You wanna come?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Do you ever talk to your cousin Toby anymore?"
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"No way. Not since he went to jail."
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"- He's in jail? - He was."
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"They weren't gonna lock him up, but he called the policeman a bad word."
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"Does he still make fake IDs?"
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"I don't know. My family doesn't talk to him anymore."
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"He was dropped on the head when he was a baby."
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"Why do you want a fake ID? So you can go get loaded?"
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"No. Millie, I just wanna hear this band play."
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"Do you have his number?"
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"You know where he lives. Do it yourself."
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"How'd you say you know this guy?"
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"I used to know him when I was really little."
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"I think he's kinda scary now."
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"I got no stuff. Nothin'."
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"Go home."
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"We're here for the IDs?"
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"All right. Only one person is allowed in at a time."
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"One person. You, McMurphy, you come in."
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"You two stay."
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"- I'm sorry. - No. You're the one who'll be sorry."
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"Very dangerous."
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"Hey, man, you got a lot of stereos."
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"Where'd you get all this?"
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"Don't bother with that. Get away from there."
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"Get away from there, man."
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"Oh, cool, man! What's this?"
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"I got a green thumb. Don't worry about it. Sit down."
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"Oh, cool."
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"That looks pretty accurate."
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"What, you just made a stencil and put that on?"
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"And then you just... You need the laminating machine, right?"
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"You can't just go into a store and buy one like it's a toaster."
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"You can't just get a laminating machine."
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"What, you wanna go to jail?"
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"Now this is the hot spot."
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"All right..."
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"And, you know... There's a window here, right?"
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"There isn't actually one, but pretend that there is one,"
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"and don't put your face out further than that, all right?"
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"There you go."
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"Good. And the hat, take the hat... You know, what's with the hat?"
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"Good. Look like you've been waiting on line for 2 hours."
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"Look like you don't want to have your picture taken."
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"Well, what are we gonna do?"
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"Would you share her with us?"
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"She's gonna be at Vicki Appleby's party on Saturday."
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"You don't want to know."
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"Where do we take her?"
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