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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Carded and Discarded (S01E01)

"I could get up every morning and go..."
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""I don't wanna go and help a bunch of kids."
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"I know you're struggling."
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"You guys are tall."
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"A lot of times you might see, maybe you're taking a shower or something,"
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"Well, I do."
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"even Mr. Alice Cooper."
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"You guys know what I'm talkin' about? Is this making any sense at all?"
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"I've never hated Alice Cooper as much as I do right now."
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"No. I was having fun in there, but I'm worried about you."
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"And if you keep going the way you're going,"
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"some of those colleges may not want you."
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"Thomas Edison."
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"- Frank who? - The dude who pumps my gas."
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"when I was a kid... Every Friday night."
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"and lay in bed with us all night."
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"and you run for the hills."
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"Well, I'm fed up."
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"I'm Maureen Sampson."
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"I saw Ronald Reagan kissing a monkey on TV last night."
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"So, are people nice here?"
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"So, we saw you in our biology class."
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"Really? We had this teacher at our school,"
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"We'd never let you bug us."
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"What, there's, like, no old dumb people?"
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"No kidding, man."
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"playing at the Rusty Nail tomorrow night."
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"It's my cousin's old driver's license."
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"I look mature. Nobody ever stops me."
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"Some stupid bouncer asked what my star sign was."
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"I didn't know, so he snagged it."
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"Hey, you guys."
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"Howie Gelfand sells fake Ids,"
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"but they cost like, a ton of money."
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"I don't know why, but I'm liking her more and more every day."
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"Join the club."
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"Stop by the AV room. We got a new beta machine."
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"I mean, we need some slacks."
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"It's you, man. It's facts, it's who you're supposed to be."
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"Just about to get a shipment of genuine Canadian drivers' licenses."
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"OK. I got it."
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"I'm just helping these customers."
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"Great. Thanks a lot."
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"and any moment Maureen and I are gonna make love?"
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"God, Bill, your rocket's huge."
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"Heck, yeah."
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"I don't know. Not really."
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"Yeah, but you're definitely more than friends."
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"My dad always says that's what women want you to think before marriage."
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"Oh, yeah, Bill, that's what love is all about."
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"If you couldn't blast one in bed, you'd get physically ill."
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"I thought you liked Cindy Sanders."
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"So all we have to do now is decide who gets her."
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"Well, I guess I have to be."
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"Did you know that in some cultures, if your children shame you,"
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"Honey, it's like that old saying..."
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"What?"
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"I don't need your help."
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"Where you'll be living... And give you some really good advice,"
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"When you have your baby, which prison guard should take care of it?"
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"Only time will tell. See you at the prison yard."
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"It's great. I've met some really nice people."
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"The minute she starts getting with that crowd, we'll never see her again."
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"They'll make her one of them."
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"We'll see her in a week, and she'll be all..."
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"Oh, hi! Hi, Bill! Hi, Neal! Hi, Sam!"
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"Maureen, do you wanna come to class with us?"
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"So, which class are you headed to?"
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"You're all of age."
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"There's a big Vietnamese community up there in Alberta."
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"Give us the money back, all right?"
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"All right."
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"half off on all dress shirts."
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"Wait. I think I might."
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"Maureen!"
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"You wanna come sit with us?"
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"I like pudding, too."
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"I like it when it's been sitting around for a while,"
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"Hi, Maureen. Good to see you again."
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"Wasn't that nice of her?"
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"He got caught stealing hood ornaments off of cars."
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"I heard the drinking age is something like 10 in Idaho."
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"Well, I don't think that's right."
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"Wait. This is it."
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"He's Millie's cousin."
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"- All right. - Hey, babies."
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"Don't play with that rooster!"
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"Relax."
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"It's a masterpiece."
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"Yeah, you know."
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"You just go to any art supply store, you could get that stuff, huh?"
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"Come back, you know?"
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"Why should I help you guys again?"
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"You need to hang out with her on Friday."
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"Then, if you show her the time of her life, maybe... just maybe..."
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"What are our chances?"
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"To me it is."
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"My god, you... You are a beautiful girl."
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"- A woman. - Thanks."
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"You're not even supposed to be back here."
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"Yeah, you can, just..."
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"Hey, you know, actually, she's my girlfriend, man,"
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"Hey, man, that's not cool. That's not cool."
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"I don't need to ask. I could just get it from my cousin Millie, you know?"
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"You know, let's just get this over with."
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"It's 75 each."
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"Look at how much hotter you look in this one"
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"than in your real driver's license."
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"No, why?"
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"Well, I know."
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"2-2-2-2-2-2."
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"See you later. Have a good night."
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"Nobody's home."
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"You wanna have a little sex?"
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"Sex?"
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"In the bedroom."
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"Really?"
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"Man, I'm nervous."
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"I didn't know you guys were carding tonight. I hope I brought it."
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"Too bad. You looked better with it."
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