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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Carded and Discarded (S01E01)

Videos 1999 Season 1, Episode 7 724 clips
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All right, come on in.
"All right, come on in."
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Sure, we'll see her plenty.
"Sure, we'll see her plenty."
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Thanks again.
"Thanks again."
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How are we not supposed to be in love with her?
"How are we not supposed to be in love with her?"
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I've got a great group of hard-working rockers
"I've got a great group of hard-working rockers"
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Give 'em a big hand.
"Give 'em a big hand."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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No, no, not at all.
"No, no, not at all."
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Do you want to come and sit with me?
"Do you want to come and sit with me?"
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You don't have to sit here forever if you don't want to.
"You don't have to sit here forever if you don't want to."
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Oh, wait, before you do...
"Oh, wait, before you do..."
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about people in the school.
"about people in the school."
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It is, by you, my good man.
"It is, by you, my good man."
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It was so funny.
"It was so funny."
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There's 2 ways you can look at anything in this life.
"There's 2 ways you can look at anything in this life."
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Take my job, for instance.
"Take my job, for instance."
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I get up and put on my shirt and my tie,
"I get up and put on my shirt and my tie,"
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and I say, "hot dog, let me at 'em!"
"and I say, "hot dog, let me at 'em!""
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Do you actually say the words "hot dog"?
"Do you actually say the words "hot dog"?"
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Yes, I do.
"Yes, I do."
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I understand you've just been through puberty.
"I understand you've just been through puberty."
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But you feel alone and confused,
"But you feel alone and confused,"
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Lots of people do,
"Lots of people do,"
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Bet you don't think he's a square, do you?
"Bet you don't think he's a square, do you?"
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No, man. Alice Cooper rocks.
"No, man. Alice Cooper rocks."
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I'm a boy - or girl - and I'm a man - or woman.
"I'm a boy - or girl - and I'm a man - or woman."
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I get confused every day
"I get confused every day"
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Eighteen, I just don't know what to say
"Eighteen, I just don't know what to say"
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Eighteen, I gotta get away
"Eighteen, I gotta get away"
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Come on, Nick, fill in those drums there, will ya?
"Come on, Nick, fill in those drums there, will ya?"
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I think it is.
"I think it is."
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- Oh, my god. - That was brutal.
"- Oh, my god. - That was brutal."
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Guys, Mr. Rosso's really good at the guitar.
"Guys, Mr. Rosso's really good at the guitar."
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Some of those chords are hard.
"Some of those chords are hard."
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What? You're not gonna sing again, are you?
"What? You're not gonna sing again, are you?"
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- Why? - Because you're not one of them.
"- Why? - Because you're not one of them."
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I'm just worried because, before you know it,
"I'm just worried because, before you know it,"
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you're gonna have to start applying for colleges.
"you're gonna have to start applying for colleges."
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Well, maybe I don't want them.
"Well, maybe I don't want them."
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You know, not everybody in this world has to go to college.
"You know, not everybody in this world has to go to college."
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Frank.
"Frank."
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Just saying.
"Just saying."
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Lindsay, aunt Judy and uncle Gary sent you a birthday card.
"Lindsay, aunt Judy and uncle Gary sent you a birthday card."
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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Oh, my god.
"Oh, my god."
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They sent me $300 for my college fund.
"They sent me $300 for my college fund."
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Kids, your dad has a little treat for us tonight. Harold?
"Kids, your dad has a little treat for us tonight. Harold?"
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Oh, yes. I was visiting Mr. Prieh at his store today.
"Oh, yes. I was visiting Mr. Prieh at his store today."
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And he was selling a game that my family and I used to play
"And he was selling a game that my family and I used to play"
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Pit.
"Pit."
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Sounds like fun.
"Sounds like fun."
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It is.
"It is."
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It's a stock-trading game. We all yell at each other
"It's a stock-trading game. We all yell at each other"
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We sit around the table and you yell at us?
"We sit around the table and you yell at us?"
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You do that every night.
"You do that every night."
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I think it sounds like fun.
"I think it sounds like fun."
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Well, have a good time. I'm gonna go out on Friday night.
"Well, have a good time. I'm gonna go out on Friday night."
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Me, too.
"Me, too."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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acting as though you don't belong to a family.
"acting as though you don't belong to a family."
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You act like you're staying at a hotel
"You act like you're staying at a hotel"
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and we're your employees.
"and we're your employees."
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Well, guess what? We are not your employees.
"Well, guess what? We are not your employees."
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We're your parents.
"We're your parents."
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Now, we created you, and we deserve respect.
"Now, we created you, and we deserve respect."
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We respect you.
"We respect you."
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Oh, you can hardly stand to be around us.
"Oh, you can hardly stand to be around us."
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When you two were kids, you used to run around naked
"When you two were kids, you used to run around naked"
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and we cleaned your butts, and we loved it.
"and we cleaned your butts, and we loved it."
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We are gonna be close from now on, whether you like it or not.
"We are gonna be close from now on, whether you like it or not."
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We are gonna spend quality time together,
"We are gonna spend quality time together,"
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and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!
"and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!"
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The Weirs are playing pit this Friday.
"The Weirs are playing pit this Friday."
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Get used to it.
"Get used to it."
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Natural selection is a process
"Natural selection is a process"
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in which weak and inferior genes
"in which weak and inferior genes"
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are weeded out of the gene pool.
"are weeded out of the gene pool."
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Many of you may know this concept by its more popular nom de plume...
"Many of you may know this concept by its more popular nom de plume..."
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Survival of the fittest.
"Survival of the fittest."
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That might be Mr. Darwin now.
"That might be Mr. Darwin now."
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I'm a transfer student.
"I'm a transfer student."
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Well, grab a free seat.
"Well, grab a free seat."
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Always room for another head on the chopping block.
"Always room for another head on the chopping block."
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On the news?
"On the news?"
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No, no, no. It was in a movie. He's a pretty good actor.
"No, no, no. It was in a movie. He's a pretty good actor."
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So was the monkey...
"So was the monkey..."
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I'm sorry. Is this your table?
"I'm sorry. Is this your table?"
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Well, we don't own it, but we kinda sit here every day.
"Well, we don't own it, but we kinda sit here every day."
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- I can sit somewhere else. - No, please.
"- I can sit somewhere else. - No, please."
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Join us.
"Join us."
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So. Where did you come from?
"So. Where did you come from?"
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Florida. My dad was transferred here to work for General Motors.
"Florida. My dad was transferred here to work for General Motors."
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Really? My dad drives a Coupe deVille,
"Really? My dad drives a Coupe deVille,"
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so we're practically related.
"so we're practically related."
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Sometimes.
"Sometimes."
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You gotta be careful who you hang out with.
"You gotta be careful who you hang out with."
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There are a lot of characters in this school.
"There are a lot of characters in this school."
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How did you like it?
"How did you like it?"
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It was OK. Teacher seemed kinda weird, though.
"It was OK. Teacher seemed kinda weird, though."
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Once he ran over an old lady, and then he blamed it on his car.
"Once he ran over an old lady, and then he blamed it on his car."
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this guy broke into his house, so the teacher shot him.
"this guy broke into his house, so the teacher shot him."
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- With a gun? - Yeah, but he didn't go to jail,
"- With a gun? - Yeah, but he didn't go to jail,"
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'cause I guess if someone breaks into your house,
"'cause I guess if someone breaks into your house,"
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you're allowed to shoot him.
"you're allowed to shoot him."
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and then he got his whole scalp torn off and now he has to wear a wig.
"and then he got his whole scalp torn off and now he has to wear a wig."
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Our shop teacher got his pinky cut off by the radial arm saw.
"Our shop teacher got his pinky cut off by the radial arm saw."
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When they tried to sew it back on, it didn't fit.
"When they tried to sew it back on, it didn't fit."
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So now everyone calls him Pinky Tuscadero.
"So now everyone calls him Pinky Tuscadero."
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I'm really glad I sat here. You guys are nice.
"I'm really glad I sat here. You guys are nice."
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You're really nice.
"You're really nice."
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Would you mind showing me the ropes around here?
"Would you mind showing me the ropes around here?"
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Sure. We could... Show you the ropes.
"Sure. We could... Show you the ropes."
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But if I start bugging you, please, be sure and let me know.
"But if I start bugging you, please, be sure and let me know."
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Oh, don't worry.
"Oh, don't worry."
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Every old person thinks they're so smart.
"Every old person thinks they're so smart."
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I just wanna be older so I can go to bars.
"I just wanna be older so I can go to bars."
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I hear there's this kick-ass band called Feedback
"I hear there's this kick-ass band called Feedback"
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Well, maybe I'll go.
"Well, maybe I'll go."
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Just 'cause you got a fake ID, don't go lording it over the rest of us.
"Just 'cause you got a fake ID, don't go lording it over the rest of us."
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You have a fake ID?
"You have a fake ID?"
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