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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - Carded and Discarded (S01E01)

"All right, come on in."
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"Sure, we'll see her plenty."
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"Thanks again."
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"How are we not supposed to be in love with her?"
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"I've got a great group of hard-working rockers"
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"Give 'em a big hand."
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"Thanks."
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"No, no, not at all."
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"Do you want to come and sit with me?"
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"You don't have to sit here forever if you don't want to."
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"Oh, wait, before you do..."
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"about people in the school."
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"It is, by you, my good man."
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"It was so funny."
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"There's 2 ways you can look at anything in this life."
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"Take my job, for instance."
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"I get up and put on my shirt and my tie,"
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"and I say, "hot dog, let me at 'em!""
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"Do you actually say the words "hot dog"?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"I understand you've just been through puberty."
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"But you feel alone and confused,"
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"Lots of people do,"
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"Bet you don't think he's a square, do you?"
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"No, man. Alice Cooper rocks."
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"I'm a boy - or girl - and I'm a man - or woman."
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"I get confused every day"
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"Eighteen, I just don't know what to say"
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"Eighteen, I gotta get away"
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"Come on, Nick, fill in those drums there, will ya?"
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"I think it is."
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"- Oh, my god. - That was brutal."
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"Guys, Mr. Rosso's really good at the guitar."
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"Some of those chords are hard."
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"What? You're not gonna sing again, are you?"
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"- Why? - Because you're not one of them."
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"I'm just worried because, before you know it,"
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"you're gonna have to start applying for colleges."
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"Well, maybe I don't want them."
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"You know, not everybody in this world has to go to college."
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"Frank."
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"Just saying."
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"Lindsay, aunt Judy and uncle Gary sent you a birthday card."
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"What is it?"
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"Oh, my god."
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"They sent me $300 for my college fund."
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"Kids, your dad has a little treat for us tonight. Harold?"
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"Oh, yes. I was visiting Mr. Prieh at his store today."
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"And he was selling a game that my family and I used to play"
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"Pit."
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"Sounds like fun."
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"It is."
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"It's a stock-trading game. We all yell at each other"
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"We sit around the table and you yell at us?"
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"You do that every night."
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"I think it sounds like fun."
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"Well, have a good time. I'm gonna go out on Friday night."
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"Me, too."
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"You know what?"
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"acting as though you don't belong to a family."
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"You act like you're staying at a hotel"
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"and we're your employees."
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"Well, guess what? We are not your employees."
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"We're your parents."
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"Now, we created you, and we deserve respect."
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"We respect you."
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"Oh, you can hardly stand to be around us."
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"When you two were kids, you used to run around naked"
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"and we cleaned your butts, and we loved it."
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"We are gonna be close from now on, whether you like it or not."
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"We are gonna spend quality time together,"
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"and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!"
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"The Weirs are playing pit this Friday."
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"Get used to it."
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"Natural selection is a process"
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"in which weak and inferior genes"
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"are weeded out of the gene pool."
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"Many of you may know this concept by its more popular nom de plume..."
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"Survival of the fittest."
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"That might be Mr. Darwin now."
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"I'm a transfer student."
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"Well, grab a free seat."
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"Always room for another head on the chopping block."
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"On the news?"
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"No, no, no. It was in a movie. He's a pretty good actor."
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"So was the monkey..."
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"I'm sorry. Is this your table?"
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"Well, we don't own it, but we kinda sit here every day."
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"- I can sit somewhere else. - No, please."
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"Join us."
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"So. Where did you come from?"
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"Florida. My dad was transferred here to work for General Motors."
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"Really? My dad drives a Coupe deVille,"
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"so we're practically related."
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"Sometimes."
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"You gotta be careful who you hang out with."
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"There are a lot of characters in this school."
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"How did you like it?"
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"It was OK. Teacher seemed kinda weird, though."
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"Once he ran over an old lady, and then he blamed it on his car."
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"this guy broke into his house, so the teacher shot him."
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"- With a gun? - Yeah, but he didn't go to jail,"
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"'cause I guess if someone breaks into your house,"
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"you're allowed to shoot him."
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"and then he got his whole scalp torn off and now he has to wear a wig."
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"Our shop teacher got his pinky cut off by the radial arm saw."
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"When they tried to sew it back on, it didn't fit."
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"So now everyone calls him Pinky Tuscadero."
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"I'm really glad I sat here. You guys are nice."
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"You're really nice."
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"Would you mind showing me the ropes around here?"
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"Sure. We could... Show you the ropes."
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"But if I start bugging you, please, be sure and let me know."
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"Every old person thinks they're so smart."
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"I just wanna be older so I can go to bars."
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"I hear there's this kick-ass band called Feedback"
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"Well, maybe I'll go."
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"Just 'cause you got a fake ID, don't go lording it over the rest of us."
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"You have a fake ID?"
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