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Clips from NewsRadio - Zoso (S02E02)

"Guess."
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"Yes!"
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"commercial."
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"Tell him, tell him. Okay, all right."
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"Dave, I think you'd better sit down for this."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"Okay, it all started"
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"That's cool. You know what?"
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"All right."
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"Okay, hang on, hang on."
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"Are you guys ready?"
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"Ta-dah!"
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"and I want out."
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"This is a '70s pop culture reference."
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"That is one hat every 6.04 minutes."
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"Oh, 11.046."
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"Nine to the power of 10?"
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"Today, I'm just Beth the secretary."
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"I mean, do you have a business plan?"
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"I just don't know that the market is clamoring"
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"for a Mushmouth hat."
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"and second of all, it's a Donald hat."
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"It's a Donald hat."
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"Joe's right behind me."
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"I want to play a quick trick on him."
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"Yeah?"
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"Hey. Hi."
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"All right? All right."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Lisa. What's on your mind?"
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"That was mean."
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"It's always the budget with him."
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"What about Dave the doofus"
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"Tell you what. I'll have a word with Dave the boss,"
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"Oh. You know, I was thinking about trying that"
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"My girlfriend's coming up to the office."
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"Got to tell Joe."
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"You know, just follow my lead."
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"Follow your lead how?"
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"She overheard me talking about radio."
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"She asked me if I was British, and I said,"
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"And it has been the happiest fortnight of my life..."
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"I've had to watch to keep my accent up."
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"I told her I fake an American accent"
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"I'm not helping you with nothing."
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"Silly people, aren't they?"
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"It's actually a Donald hat."
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"Anyways, sir,"
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"Here, have a seat."
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"and I want you all to promise me"
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"Never for evil."
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"Scout's honor. I promise."
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"Marauding bands of nomads frequently, uh..."
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"Okay."
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"and cry like a baby till I get what I want?"
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"All right, here's what you do."
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"What you do is you say nothing."
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"That's right. You just stare at the guy."
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"Here's, uh, here's the secret."
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"Wow. That's cool, sir."
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"as it were."
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"But as long as we're having a business discussion..."
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"Yes?"
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"I want a raise."
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"No."
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"Now, about that raise..."
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"Okay, go on, go on. Secret number two."
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"What?"
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"Is this about the raise?"
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"Is what about the raise?"
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"Why are you answering every question with a question?"
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"You got me stumped. Congratulations."
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"BRITISH ACCENT: Hello, lovey."
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"This is Catherine."
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"BRITISH ACCENT: Howdy do, guv'nor?"
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"What's all this, then?"
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"Hey, Linda."
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"Right! Throw another shrimp on the barbie"
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"No. We're supposed to pretend I'm British."
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"CUBAN ACCENT: Hey, you hungry, man?"
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"Some enchilada, chimichanga... Come on."
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"[SPEAKS SPANISH USING BRITISH ACCENT]"
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"That she'll never want to see me again."
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"Linda's a very special woman, Dave."
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"who knows the real me."
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"Come on. Haven't you ever lied to Lisa?"
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"I think that's some of Farrah Fawcett's finest work."
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"I agree."
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"You know, Bill, I think deep down"
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"Well, it's like that scene in Logan's Run where the guy--"
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"I can't believe I'm making moral choices"
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"Uh-huh. So you got a whole new wardrobe?"
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"No, actually, I borrowed them from a friend."
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"Mm-hmm?"
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"but you got to promise to dress like that every day."
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"you are never getting into this skirt again."
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"Oh, God. I get it."
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"the early bird..."
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"Gets the worm."
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"No. Gets the other bird's throat ripped out faster."
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"I have a 4:40 appointment with Don Green."
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"Beth..."
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"You didn't tell me it was Don Green."
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"Why? Is that a problem?"
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"Yeah, it could be a problem."
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"Why wouldn't I do this?"
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"Who's this?"
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"Why don't you tell me?"
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"...Donald!"
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"you answer my questions with questions..."
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"Beth..."
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"It's all right."
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"It's all right. Don't worry."
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"This is my dream."
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"Later. Lisa, please, please."
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"with the Lockheed people later today."
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"For a hundred big ones, sir."
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"Now, what's the saddest movie you've seen?"
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"all right?"
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"Thank you."
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