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Clips from NewsRadio - Zoso (S02E02)

"No problem, and you don't have to tell me what it's for."
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"All right? Well, thank you."
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"And I thought we'd sort of developed a level of trust,"
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"I don't know."
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"I know, but it's kind of fun."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Thank you."
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"What's the song?"
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"The song they're recording. What is it?"
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"Well, what's it called?"
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"What?"
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""Come Back, Lisa.""
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"What?"
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"All right, it--"
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"All right. Never mind."
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"but it's just so damn silly."
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"In a jug band."
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"What?"
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"BRITISH ACCENT: Listen, Linda."
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"There's something I must tell you,"
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"So, what's your news?"
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"Bill, I thought you were going to tell her."
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"I have bigger things to worry about now. Like what?"
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"who haven't had dinner yet!"
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"BETH: Lisa, you're not going to believe this."
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"Yes?"
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"I feel like I'm in a home pregnancy test"
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"Hey, I think that's how Abe Lincoln got started."
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"and showed it to this guy at Loehmann's,"
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"Show him the hat. Show him."
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"Okay, all right. Okay, don't look, okay?"
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"on Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids."
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"No. Actually, it was Donald."
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"No, no. Donald is the one that wore the little beanie."
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"Okay, now I feel like I'm in a Quentin Tarantino film,"
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"It will sell by the truckload."
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"People from my generation aren't very smart."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"wants 5000 of them in three weeks."
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"Wow. It never ceases to amaze me when you do that math thing."
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"Hey, square root of 137."
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"Nice. Thank you."
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"Okay, fine."
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"You know what, Dave?"
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"Tomorrow, I will be the president and CEO"
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"of Hats by Beth, Incorporated."
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"Which reminds me, I should get the stationery printed up."
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"That isn't how you start up a new business."
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"Well, no, but I've got hustle, Dave."
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"Doesn't that count for anything?"
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"Sure, on 42nd Street."
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"First of all, Dave,"
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"we're not going to be selling them at markets,"
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"You have to turn it around."
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"Oh, wait. Oh, hey."
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"I said, my name is Fat Albert!"
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"Joe?"
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"Now, why don't you do a little Amos 'n Andy for me, huh?"
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"IMITATING AMOS 'N ANDY: I say, I say, Kingfisher..."
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"Matthew."
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"You know what I have to do, don't you?"
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"Yes I do. Go ahead."
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"How you doing? Good."
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"Um, but actually, I wanted to talk business."
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"Great. Let's talk."
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"Okay. I want a raise."
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"Look, we have to be very careful about this sort of thing."
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"of Lisa the employee and Lisa the girlfriend,"
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"all right?"
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"and have her bring Lisa the employee in?"
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"Hi, Dave."
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"I'd like a raise. No."
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"But Dave the boyfriend is all about love."
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"with Dave the boyfriend sometime."
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"Oh, really? Yeah."
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"But now I'm starting to think"
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"that Dave the boss and Dave the boyfriend"
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"might make a better couple."
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"Well, they have had their tender moments."
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"I've got a little problem."
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"You don't have a girlfriend."
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"Yes, I do. Anyway, she's coming up to the office--"
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"You didn't tell me."
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"Well, look, she'll be here around lunch,"
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"What do you mean, "play along"?"
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"It was at this party."
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""Does a vicar eat mutton?""
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"Because I didn't want to look like an idiot."
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"Oh, and now two weeks have gone by!"
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"Except for all the Benny Hill tapes"
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"You didn't tell me about her. Joe!"
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"Well, I know in England they use pounds, not dollars."
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"Oh, thanks, Matthew."
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"And they call a flashlight a torch."
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"Yeah, and what do they call a torch?"
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"You see, sir,"
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"it's based on a TV show from the '70s, which has--"
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"Please, Beth."
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"I know a Mushmouth hat when I see one."
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"Well, apparently, you didn't see the episode"
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"where Mushmouth stole Donald's hat."
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"Taught us all a lesson"
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"about respecting each other's property."
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"I have a meeting with this guy from the garment industry today"
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"about manufacturing the hat."
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"Okay, so apparently, you're telling me"
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"you need a crash course in the forbidden secrets"
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"of the lost art of negotiation."
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"Exactly. All right."
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"Do you mind if I sit in, sir?"
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"No. That's fine, but--"
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"We're liable to go through the looking glass on this one,"
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"people,"
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"only for good."
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"The art of negotiation dates back to the days"
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"when man was a hunter, a gatherer..."
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"All right, you tell him you want X number of units"
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"and then you..."
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"Then I burst into tears"
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"Are you sure?"
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