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Clips from King of the Hill - It's Not Easy Being Green (S05E05)

"Hauling ass, huh?"
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"Wednesday."
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"When I found out that cars built before 1980..."
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"Sorry. I'm gonna have to write you a ticket, Mr. Boomhauer."
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""Tom Landry Middle School.""
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"Joseph issued me one of those yesterday for pouring used motor oil..."
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"Mom, I'm gonna have to write you up for not taking this..."
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"Now, what the heck does annoying your mom..."
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"But saving the Earth is our present to the future."
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"that I will bring back to the grocery store one day."
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"Hank, those hoboes are going through our garbage again."
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"Accidentally throw away one regulator valve..."
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"- Bobby, shouldn't you be in school? - I am in school."
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"History with Mr. McKay."
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"Don't get me started on the cheese."
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"And how you flush your urine whether or not you've also left feces."
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"Clean-burning propane. That's funny."
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"I work at that school."
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"I cannot afford to have any blemishes on my record."
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"Hank, this could be his first A since he was in the same math class..."
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"If it pleases the court, I will show that my client or Dad..."
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"is not a bad man, just an ignorant man."
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"This whole thing is ridiculous."
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"What's wrong with a new landfill?"
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"No!"
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"McMaynerbury used the money they got burying Houston's garbage..."
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"That's where they're putting the landfill."
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"I throw my insane client on the mercy of the court."
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"- Yo, man. - No."
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"Okay."
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"I know we agreed never to speak of this again."
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"Sally!"
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"How can we be wild and crazy guys..."
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"[Rock song playing on car stereo]"
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"Joyride? That sounds fun."
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"Let's go to 31 Flavors and ask for 31 samples."
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"Zingq!"
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"No!"
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"That's the clutch. Hit the other pedal."
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"Boomhauer thinks some Yankees came down and stole the car."
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"We're not killing Boomhauer."
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"He won't find out."
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"I voted for him."
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"I'm leaning back towards killing him."
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"HANK: So you can see, Councilman Eber, this is a far more suitable location..."
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"for a landfill than the quarry."
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"What about that gray patch of land over there?"
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"No."
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"I thought we were just having a few of your classmates over."
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"Not a bunch of... Who are these people?"
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"I even wrote a slogan: "Drain the quarry--""
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"You know, "Spaceship Earth," "We're all in this together"..."
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"you know, "Random acts of whatnot.""
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"All profits go to save the rainforest."
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"Are those paper plates?"
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"Man, dang. it's starting to look like Woodstock over here."
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"I'll go do my grocery shopping my dang self, man."
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"having supported your anti-skateboarding initiative..."
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"Their slogan's better than our slogan."
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"Then it's settled."
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"[All murmur in disappointment]"
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"is a genuine Egyptian sarcophagus."
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"Damn it, Dale."
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"Strange."
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"HANK: My God."
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"Look. Our old lettermen's jackets."
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"Now, you see what Hank is doing, Darren?"
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"Okay, everybody. Let's go get our chains and our bag lunches..."
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"and meet back at Hank's barricade."
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"I should see if my dad wants the peanut-butter-and-lentil sandwich..."
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"If there's a protest, there will be cops."
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"And since I did it, they will succeed."
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"Mr. McKay, may I borrow your cell phone, please?"
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"- Yo. - Mr. Boomhauer, it's Bobby Hill."
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"ALL: [Singing] Kum ba yak, my Lord"
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"I can't hear you, Mr. Hill."
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"Maybe I should straighten up a bit."
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"Bill, Dale, help me push that car into the bushes."
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"We have to get in here to drain the quarry."
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"I see. Well, this is a protest."
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"Okay. I hadn't heard anything about it."
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"You know, new girl at the office. Still breaking her in."
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"Okay, so I guess I'll go call the cops."
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"Boomhauer, there's something you need to know."
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"Hank? Dang, man."
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"No accomplices."
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"How could you, Hank?"
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"You called Boomhauer on me? But why?"
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"Bobby, you got to believe me."
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"I didn't mean for you to hear that."
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"If anyone should be arrested, it's me."
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"- All right, let's take him out of here. - Let's go, pal."
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"That's just great. Hank was our lift."
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"If you're taking Bobby, can you take us, too?"
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"Dang old traitor, man."
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"Come on."
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"- Mr. Boomhauer, can I ask your advice? - Yo."
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"How long should we stay angry at my dad?"
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"You don't want to hold no grudge, man."
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"BOOMHAUER: Maybe just make it one week."
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"You know what your classic car needs to stand out at..."
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"the Classic Car Show?"
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"Man, get your dang old thumbprints, nicotine stain, too, man."
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"This car looks like it was made before 1980."
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"Good eye, Bobby. When did you become such a car nut?"
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"are responsible for most of the pollution in the air."
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"- What the... - I know."
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"You should appeal that all the way to the high school."
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"down the kitchen sink. Fascist."
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"Two more tickets and I get an A in history."
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"Mr. McKay says that history is past."
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"one of the great environmentalists of my time."
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"I have a plastic grocery bag filled with plastic grocery bags..."
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"Sorry."
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"and now we're the talk of the freight yards."
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"BOBBY: Here's a phone book. HANK: What the..."
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"And the cheese..."
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"So you're the Mr. McKay Bobby keeps talking about."
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"I guess I pictured a woman."
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"Look, if you care so much about the environment..."
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