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Clips from Orville - Old Wounds (S01E01)

Take us in.

"Take us in."

Orville

So, to sum up,

"So, to sum up,"

Orville

I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain.

"I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain."

Orville

I want this to be an efficient ship, tightly run,

"I want this to be an efficient ship, tightly run,"

Orville

but also one that you're glad to be serving on.

"but also one that you're glad to be serving on."

Orville

Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

Orville

Don't you guys have, like, super strength?

"Don't you guys have, like, super strength?"

Orville

Xelaya's gravitational pull is high

"Xelaya's gravitational pull is high"

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compared to the planetary average,

"compared to the planetary average,"

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my physical strength is elevated.

"my physical strength is elevated."

Orville

Lieutenant, how old are you?

"Lieutenant, how old are you?"

Orville

- 23. - You're 23, and you're chief

"- 23. - You're 23, and you're chief"

Orville

so when one of us does, the union generally fast-tracks us.

"so when one of us does, the union generally fast-tracks us."

Orville

Sir, I-i know I'm not

"Sir, I-i know I'm not"

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as experienced as you were expecting,

"as experienced as you were expecting,"

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but you can count on me.

"but you can count on me."

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I hope so. Lieutenant John Lamarr, our navigator.

"I hope so. Lieutenant John Lamarr, our navigator."

Orville

How's it going, John?

"How's it going, John?"

Orville

Eh, it's going, man. How's it going with you?

"Eh, it's going, man. How's it going with you?"

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It's going good. It says here

"It's going good. It says here"

Orville

- That's pretty impressive. - Yeah, that-that's right.

"- That's pretty impressive. - Yeah, that-that's right."

Orville

on the bridge while we were working,

"on the bridge while we were working,"

Orville

and I just want to make sure that's still okay.

"and I just want to make sure that's still okay."

Orville

Uh, yeah, if you keep it below the equipment

"Uh, yeah, if you keep it below the equipment"

Orville

All right, uh, lieutenant commander bortus,

"All right, uh, lieutenant commander bortus,"

Orville

our second officer.

"our second officer."

Orville

You know, I've never met a single-gender species before.

"You know, I've never met a single-gender species before."

Orville

Your entire species is male, isn't it?

"Your entire species is male, isn't it?"

Orville

So, there's probably not a lot of arguments about...

"So, there's probably not a lot of arguments about..."

Orville

That is unfortunate.

"That is unfortunate."

Orville

It is.

"It is."

Orville

Dr. Claire Finn.

"Dr. Claire Finn."

Orville

You're my chief medical officer, yes?

"You're my chief medical officer, yes?"

Orville

- Yes, sir, I am. - Welcome aboard.

"- Yes, sir, I am. - Welcome aboard."

Orville

Your credentials are exceptional.

"Your credentials are exceptional."

Orville

psychiatry." You could be posted on a heavy cruiser.

"psychiatry." You could be posted on a heavy cruiser."

Orville

What are you doing on the Orville?

"What are you doing on the Orville?"

Orville

I always request my transfers

"I always request my transfers"

Orville

Well, this is your first command, and

"Well, this is your first command, and"

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I think you could use my help.

"I think you could use my help."

Orville

So you think I might screw up.

"So you think I might screw up."

Orville

No, sir, I didn't say that, sir.

"No, sir, I didn't say that, sir."

Orville

I have the balls to do this job.

"I have the balls to do this job."

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and if your balls are under par, I'll know.

"and if your balls are under par, I'll know."

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our science and engineering officer,

"our science and engineering officer,"

Orville

hailing from kaylon 1.

"hailing from kaylon 1."

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Affirmative, sir.

"Affirmative, sir."

Orville

You know, I got to tell you, I was surprised

"You know, I got to tell you, I was surprised"

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to see any kaylon serving in the fleet.

"to see any kaylon serving in the fleet."

Orville

Aren't you guys legendarily racist?

"Aren't you guys legendarily racist?"

Orville

Oh, that's great. Thanks.

"Oh, that's great. Thanks."

Orville

So what are you doing on a union ship?

"So what are you doing on a union ship?"

Orville

between kaylon and the union, we accepted.

"between kaylon and the union, we accepted."

Orville

I see it as an ideal opportunity to study human behavior.

"I see it as an ideal opportunity to study human behavior."

Orville

Well, we'll, uh... we'll try not to bore you.

"Well, we'll, uh... we'll try not to bore you."

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You will find me to be your most capable officer.

"You will find me to be your most capable officer."

Orville

All right, everybody settle in.

"All right, everybody settle in."

Orville

We ship out this afternoon.

"We ship out this afternoon."

Orville

Hey, what's up?

"Hey, what's up?"

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Hey, man, come on in.

"Hey, man, come on in."

Orville

Figured I'd introduce myself since we're gonna be workingfull shifts together.

"Figured I'd introduce myself since we're gonna be workingfull shifts together."

Orville

You want to make sure I'm not a jerk.

"You want to make sure I'm not a jerk."

Orville

Something like that.

"Something like that."

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Dude, I'm such a jerk, it's ridiculous.

"Dude, I'm such a jerk, it's ridiculous."

Orville

- Gordon Malloy. - John lamarr.

"- Gordon Malloy. - John lamarr."

Orville

Cool.

"Cool."

Orville

So, I heard you've been out of commission for a minute.

"So, I heard you've been out of commission for a minute."

Orville

Well, not out of commission, but, uh,

"Well, not out of commission, but, uh,"

Orville

- definitely kept on desk duty. - Well, what'd you do?

"- definitely kept on desk duty. - Well, what'd you do?"

Orville

I mean, your piloting skills are kind of legendary.

"I mean, your piloting skills are kind of legendary."

Orville

I let my cousin shoot a porno

"I let my cousin shoot a porno"

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in the back of a shuttle in exchange for some pills.

"in the back of a shuttle in exchange for some pills."

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Man, look at your face.

"Man, look at your face."

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on a tricky shuttle docking

"on a tricky shuttle docking"

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and sheared off a cargo bay door.

"and sheared off a cargo bay door."

Orville

Yeah, nobody was hurt, but 300 crates

"Yeah, nobody was hurt, but 300 crates"

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of authentic Autumn squash were sucked into space.

"of authentic Autumn squash were sucked into space."

Orville

Well, that's a lot of damn squash.

"Well, that's a lot of damn squash."

Orville

Ah, I can respect that.

"Ah, I can respect that."

Orville

Needless to say it didn't go over too well.

"Needless to say it didn't go over too well."

Orville

Well, just steer with your head from now on,

"Well, just steer with your head from now on,"

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and you'll be okay.

"and you'll be okay."

Orville

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Orville

See you on the bridge.

"See you on the bridge."

Orville

for your maiden voyage, but it's pretty straightforward.

"for your maiden voyage, but it's pretty straightforward."

Orville

You'll be delivering supplies

"You'll be delivering supplies"

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to the science station on epsilon 2.

"to the science station on epsilon 2."

Orville

Hey, sir, I'm not complaining.

"Hey, sir, I'm not complaining."

Orville

Uh, is there any word yet on a first officer?

"Uh, is there any word yet on a first officer?"

Orville

I should have an update in a few hours.

"I should have an update in a few hours."

Orville

Sounds like you won't have to wait much longer.

"Sounds like you won't have to wait much longer."

Orville

Safe travels, captain.

"Safe travels, captain."

Orville

Lieutenant Malloy, take us out.

"Lieutenant Malloy, take us out."

Orville

Dockyard perimeter cleared.

"Dockyard perimeter cleared."

Orville

Set course for epsilon and engage quantum drive.

"Set course for epsilon and engage quantum drive."

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I've never been to the epsilon science station.

"I've never been to the epsilon science station."

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devoted exclusively to scientific inquiry.

"devoted exclusively to scientific inquiry."

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Researchers

"Researchers"

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Really? Wow.

"Really? Wow."

Orville

Any good bars?

"Any good bars?"

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I will investigate.

"I will investigate."

Orville

No, bortus, you don't have to investigate that.

"No, bortus, you don't have to investigate that."

Orville

I have already obtained the information.

"I have already obtained the information."

Orville

- Oh. - Shall I withhold it?

"- Oh. - Shall I withhold it?"

Orville

No, you can tell us.

"No, you can tell us."

Orville

There are no bars.

"There are no bars."

Orville

How about strip clubs?

"How about strip clubs?"

Orville

- Gordon. - Sorry.

"- Gordon. - Sorry."

Orville

There are no strip clubs.

"There are no strip clubs."

Orville

Captain, there's a message coming in

"Captain, there's a message coming in"

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from admiral halsey.

"from admiral halsey."

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It says that an executive officer

"It says that an executive officer"

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has become available and can rendezvous

"has become available and can rendezvous"

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with the Orville at station 794.

"with the Orville at station 794."

Orville

That's great. That's barely out of our way.

"That's great. That's barely out of our way."

Orville

All right, send it to my station.

"All right, send it to my station."

Orville

No.

"No."

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

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- What's the matter? - No, no, no, no,

"- What's the matter? - No, no, no, no,"

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

"no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

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