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Clips from 50 First Dates (2004)

"Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?"
50 First Dates (2004)
"...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship..."
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"You sure about that?"
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"Do you think I should bring him into the other room..."
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"I saw that hand gesture."
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"- Use that. - Oh, wow. Look!"
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"- Yeah. - They're..."
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"They're nodding in approval, I hope."
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"Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry."
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"Let me get you down slow."
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"The Hukilau was the place"
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"Where I first saw your face"
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"But you didn't remember me The very next day"
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"Forgetful Lucy"
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"Has got a nice caboose-y"
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"I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat"
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"But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat"
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"And we drove up to see Dr. Keats"
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"And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets"
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"Forgetful Lucy"
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"But I still love her so"
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"And I'll never let her go"
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"Even if while I'm singing this song"
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"She's wishing I had Jocko the Walrus' schlong"
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"Her lips are so damn juicy"
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"How about another first kiss"
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"Can't fall asleep."
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"I'm not sleeping."
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"I'm just closing my eyes."
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"- Of course. - Good."
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"Never."
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"Good morning."
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"- Help! Help! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy."
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"Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey."
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"I know this is hard for you to understand..."
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"We have been for a while now."
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"If I was lying, how would I know this?"
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"You're an art teacher and you go to the Hukilau every Sunday..."
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"...and you make waffle houses and you like Casablanca lilies."
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"- Stalker! - No, don't you remember me a little?"
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"I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can."
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"Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay."
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"She's watching the tape as we speak."
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"How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc?"
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"Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short-term memory loss."
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"- Doug, once again, off the juice. - It's not juice."
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"- When does that adventure begin? - That actually began..."
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"All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second-largest penis."
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"That's my joke."
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"Did you tell Lucy about this trip?"
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"I'm just worried about going away for a year..."
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"That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe."
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"Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool!"
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"If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that."
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"Okay, Willie, that's it."
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"Henry?"
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"- Oh, it's fine. Don't worry. - Good."
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"I needed to see you."
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"It's my journal. I write in it every night."
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"It's just sometimes when I watch it, I feel like I'm being told about my life..."
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"...from someone else. And when I read this..."
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"...it's like I'm telling myself."
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"Right after you gave me the video."
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"Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype."
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"No. I was nervous because..."
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"Because I came here to break up with you."
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"You had plans and a life..."
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"That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today."
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"I look at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you."
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"My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"Because you have to understand that there is no future with me."
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"Don't you want to have a career and marriage and children?"
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"I asked you to marry me. You said yes."
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"Kids? Yeah, I'd love to do it."
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"But how is that going to work?"
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"But before I do..."
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"...I really want you to read what I wrote about you."
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"I'll be at my house."
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"There's one about me."
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"Reminder: He makes funny noises when I kiss his neck."
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"I'm gonna miss that."
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"You sure you don't want me to put that in?"
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"- We can skip that one. - No, let me read it."
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"Could I have one last first kiss?"
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"I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta get the hell off this island."
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"...but you've lived here so long you're too big of a pansy to defend yourself."
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"I don't feel bad for you. I know you got a thing going on with Candace."
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"Candace, Bernice and Rose?"
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"Yeah. I fell for one chick and I'm losing my mind. Good luck with that."
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"Okay, baby."
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"I love you."
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"Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming to say goodbye."
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"You make sure your father doesn't get eaten by a shark."
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"Thank you, buddy. What does that mean again?"
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"Bring me back a T-shirt."
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"Oh, okay. You got it."
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"Come here. All right. Love you guys."
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"My shirt size is medium husky."
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"No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt!"
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"No! All right. Let the master show you how to get it done."
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"Now you kids go down there and find my nuts."
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"Sure you don't want to take Doug?"
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"Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here?"
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"I spoke to the harbormaster and he said you were setting sail today..."
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"This is from Nick and Sue. They send their best wishes."
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"That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right."
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"- When did that happen? - Three weeks ago."
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"I couldn't talk her out of it. You know what?"
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"In fact, she's even singing again."
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"Hey, look, I got a little gift for you too."
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"It's just a little something from one sailor to another one."
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"The Beach Boys?"
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"How nice of him to give me a CD that will remind me..."
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"...of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter."
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"What an asshole!"
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"Why would you do this to me?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"She only sings on days she meets you."
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"Holy shit!"
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