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Clips from 50 First Dates (2004)

"- It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah?"
50 First Dates (2004)
"- Well, what happened? - I met this guy."
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"It was just a little vacation romance."
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"He took me to all these cool local places."
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"He pounded me like a mallard duck."
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"Well, can I call you when I land?"
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"Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night."
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"I know. I changed your name for your protection."
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"They only bite when you touch their private parts."
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"Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts."
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"He just cast a spell on us."
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"Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio."
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"Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy."
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"...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time..."
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"It could happen."
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"You'll be stuck here, waking up next to the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula."
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"Get me two fish from the barrel. Now."
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"- He's not responding! - I know, Alexa!"
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"- Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish-slap calm me."
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"That's a lot of vomit."
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"I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu."
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"...for our great journey to Bristol Bay..."
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"I guess I'll take a cup of coffee."
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"- You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast."
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"I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat."
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"Because you're starting to freak me out."
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"Settle down and eat your pancakes."
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"Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down."
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"Freeze that image right there."
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"Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party..."
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"And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor."
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"I hope you shot the stupid tramp."
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"What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?"
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"- You got it. - All right, mahalo."
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"- Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick."
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"You know, why don't you try this?"
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"Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective."
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"Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning..."
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"...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't."
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"- Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman."
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"And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious."
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"- Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah."
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"All we really see is what they do outside of the water..."
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"Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies."
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"That is one theory."
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"It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple."
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"Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?"
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"...but, yes, I will be there."
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"Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!"
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"You want her number?"
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"My life sucks."
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"Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend."
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"- What? - Hey, Dad!"
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"- Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that."
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"What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful."
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"That shark theory's starting to catch on."
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"Where the hell is it?"
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"- Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day..."
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"...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay."
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"Oh, my."
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"- We never get to have any fun. - Is that right?"
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"How about another fishbowl for the lady?"
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"I think I'm getting kind of drunk."
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"- Are you getting drunk? - Getting there."
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"Actually, I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you..."
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"...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake..."
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"Well, since it's my last night in town..."
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"...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway?"
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"I can't do it. I'm sorry."
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"- Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I'm not really sure."
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"What was that?"
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"What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday."
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"Yesterday?"
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"Nick, put that down. I'll handle it."
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"No, no, no, she has all of her long-term memory."
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"She just can't retain any new information."
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"I wish I was making this up!"
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"She says that every day, because each morning..."
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"...and October 13th was a Sunday."
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"She has no idea it's more than a year later."
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"She reads the newspaper."
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"It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed."
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"Lucy does the same thing every day."
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"The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present."
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"I think she likes you."
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"Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here."
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"And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?"
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"Sorry, Pop."
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"Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?"
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"Keep the offense on the field."
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"Doug, you're good."
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"- Dad. - Moron!"
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"That hurt."
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"And you don't look a day over 25."
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"Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced."
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"Okay. Let's see what we've got here."
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"Some people, they call me freak."
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"- Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me."
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"Just give me a chance..."
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"- No. - Not a clue."
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"- Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome."
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"- What is? - It's evil."
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"I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone."
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"Then we're gonna take her out for a spin."
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"I think my stitches opened up again, cuz."
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"You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me."
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"- What does that mean? - This ain't a disco."
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"- Who that? - Who that? Me that."
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"Don't worry."
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"Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers..."
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"Hey. I'm sorry to bother you..."
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"...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art..."
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"Oh, you don't speak English. Okay."
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"Forty."
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"Can I have that?"
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"I wonder what's the matter with him."
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"Looks like a stupid asshole to me."
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"...can't read."
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"- I can read that for you. - No. Thank you."
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"Pan..."
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