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Clips from 50 First Dates (2004)

"Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio?"
50 First Dates (2004)
"Great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning."
50 First Dates (2004)
"You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on."
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"Daddy, what's a nympho?"
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"You're the state idiot of Hawaii."
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"- You crack me up, kamaaina. - Oh, yeah?"
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"- One of these days... - Yeah?"
50 First Dates (2004)
"...she'll wanna stay on the island."
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"Why do you say mean things like that..."
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"...and why is your foot on my pillow?"
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"I don't want your ass on it, either. Get up! Get up!"
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"Then you won't be able to go on your boat trip to Alaska."
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"- Just kidding, guys. - About the old part or the ugly part?"
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"Henry, come quickly! It's Jocko!"
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"Just stay calm. All right."
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"Willie, I don't need you to see this. Get out of here, now!"
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"Okay, check the temperature of the pool. Go! Hurry!"
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"What are you doing? I meant check the thermometer!"
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"Give me a hand. Let's go!"
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"- Okay. - Just hang in there."
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"- Here. - It's gonna be all right."
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"That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel, please."
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"Okay, there. That's good. Thank you."
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"Come on, buddy, take it. Take it."
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"Sorry, I smacked you. You needed the fish-slap to calm down."
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"I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually..."
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"...so I need your face next to his mouth to see if it's working."
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"We don't wanna do that, so let's pray this works. One more time."
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"One, two..."
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"This is why I got into this business."
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"To save sea animals."
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"Maybe try some turpentine. That might take the stink away."
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"Yeah, high-five is right, buddy."
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"I knew you were gonna burp, but the vomit thing was awesome!"
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"That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich."
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"Willie, did you see that?"
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"Captain's log: November 5th, 6: 45 a. m."
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"...and its completion will signal that she's ready..."
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"Damn it!"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Aloha, honey. What can I get for you?"
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"I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and some Gatorade."
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"They're not breakfast. I get you Spam and eggs."
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"Nick, I need Spam and eggs."
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"Hey."
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"- Hey, Sue, nice haircut. - Mahalo, Lucy."
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"Are you staring at me or her?"
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"I think she's a local girl. I wanted to go up to her..."
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"Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment."
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"...then cheated on you with whole wrestling team."
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"Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy."
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"Shut up, because here comes one-time-only opportunity."
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"- Now, why didn't I think of that? - Well, you're too close to the project."
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"Fresh eye never hurts."
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"I'm Lucy."
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"Yes. I'm Henry Roth."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"It's pretty. Keep up the good work."
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"Wait. I see you're sitting there alone. Do you wanna come and sit down?"
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"- Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right. - Okay."
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"Oh, that's where the smell is coming from."
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"He and my brother Doug, they go out to sea for months at a time."
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"...I just hold on to them for five minutes each."
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"- Wanna? - Okay."
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"Sea lions are known for their athleticism..."
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"- Walruses are known for their... - Tusks?"
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"Their tusks. Also their male parts can get pretty gigantic."
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"Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest out of all the mammals."
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"- What's the first? - I think Tattoo-Face."
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"I like your laugh."
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"I hate to break this up, but we're setting up for lunch."
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"Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue."
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"We don't really know what they're like in the wild."
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"...where they spend two-thirds of their lives."
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"- It's a tradition. - That sounds nice. Okay, well..."
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"...I had a great time."
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"- Because I teach an art class at 10. - Really?"
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"- Yeah. - I wish I could make it..."
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"- Take care. - Okay."
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"- One for the road. It is fishy. - Got you good."
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"- Aloha. - Aloha!"
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"See you tomorrow."
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"Shit."
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"I had a bee on me."
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"- All right. - He was a big one."
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"That was the stupidest-looking swing I've ever seen."
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"I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one."
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"No throwing. Come on."
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"- You suck, you're good at everything. - Father of the Year strikes again."
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"By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today."
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"I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island."
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"You pimping tourists for me again?"
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"Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember?"
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"Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky."
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"Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau."
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"But your stitches are bleeding."
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"It must've been my huge back-swing."
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"You think you can stitch me up after I get back from surfing?"
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"You might attract a shark."
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"Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?"
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"A shark bit me."
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"Go smoke another one, bro."
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"Now, will everybody keep it down..."
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"Sit! Stay! Shit! No!"
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"Oh, my God! What are you doing here?"
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"The same thing you are. Looking for my ball."
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"This is weird. I've been thinking about you all morning, all day."
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"I know. And I just wanna eat you up."
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"Oh, Lucy, that feels so good."
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"No, my nipples are too sensitive. Stop that."
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"- What happened? - Your ball hooked into that cart..."
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"...bounced back and hit you in the head. It was freaking hilarious."
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"And what's up with your nipples?"
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"I can't be falling for a local. I ain't ever going back to that diner."
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"- This where you got hit? - Yes!"
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"You're so lucky you're a professional cliff diver in Hawaii."
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"- Yeah, well, it's a living. - I'm a tax attorney."
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"Taking it deep, aren't you?"
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"- Why don't I just tap a keg for her? - Okay."
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"So, what are you thinking?"
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