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Clips from Steven Universe - Fusion Cuisine (S01E01)

"- # that's why the people # - # of this world #"
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"- Garnet: # believe in... # - # Garnet #"
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"Thank you so much for letting me watch "Under the knife" here, Steven."
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"- Steven: Is that your phone? - It's probably my mom. Called it."
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"Hi, mother. It's Connie. Mm-hmm. Yes, ma'am."
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"Steven: Garnet, quick ... you have to pretend"
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"This... is mom Universe."
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"Don't call again."
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"- you have a nuclear family. - Nuclear?! Sure, they make stuff blow up"
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"You never told your mom and dad about the Crystal Gems?"
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"- You're all so... cool! - Pearl: Why does it have to be dinner?"
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"- I find it very uncomfortable. - Amethyst: I love eating!"
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"Steven: Okay, okay, okay. Let's focus."
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"Which of you would make the best and most nuclear mom?"
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"Amethyst, you would be a superfun mom! [munching]"
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"Steven: But you can't eat dinner."
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"Steven: Why didn't I think of this before?"
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"- Amethyst: Whoa! - What?"
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"Pearl: Steven, you know we only fuse in deadly situations!"
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"- not a trick for dinner parties. - Steven: I know."
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"Then I guess this is it. I'll never get to see Connie again."
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"20 minutes. [rumbling]"
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"[gasps] [both gasp]"
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"[music continues]"
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"- She was too tall to ride! - Uh... [chuckles nervously]"
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"- Yes. I hate doctors. - Well, I'm a doctor."
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"Steven, help me find the restroom!"
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"- be a lie. Your glasses. - What about them?"
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"- about my family ... you're just ashamed of me! - Oh, whatever, Steven."
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"So, Steven was telling me that on his mom's apple"
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"- Definitely true. - Isn't that right, Mrs. Universe?"
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"- I'm hungry! - I don't think so. Cut it out, you two."
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"[all gasp] Alexandrite: [groaning] [pop!]"
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"[all groaning] Pearl: Steven!"
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"I never thought I wouldn't be able to trust my own daughter."
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"- Amethyst: Or thrown in prison. - Pearl: Steven, you are in very big trouble,"
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"- Garnet: No dinner for 1,000 years. - Steven: 1,000?"
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"How can you do this to me?!"
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"Because we love you, Steven. [groans]"
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"Wow. That was a masterful use of the "because we love you" shutdown."
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"All: # We are the Crystal Gems #"
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"♪ we'll always save the day ♪"
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"Steven: # and if you think we can't #"
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"All: # we'll always find a way #"
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"Doctor, it's my son. There was an accident. I ..."
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"- I know what we have to do. Nurse! - Yes, doctor?"
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"Prep the patient for emergency surgery. We're gonna go..."
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"- under the knife. - Ugh! This show is so good! Aaah!"
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"- How come you can't watch the show at home? - My mom says this doesn't"
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"How did his legs... get into... his brain?!"
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"She just doesn't understand that it's satire. [cellphone ringing]"
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"[clears throat]"
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"I'm at the home of Steven Universe. Mm-hmm."
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"Yes, ma'am. We're ... we're just hanging out."
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"Oh. Steven's parents. They're, uh ..."
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"they're in the other room. You would like to talk to"
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"Steven's mom? Oh, okay. Hold on a moment."
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"Steven: That's gonna be pretty hard since my mom"
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"gave up her physical form to make me."
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"I can't tell her that. [both breathing heavily]"
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"- to be my mom to Connie's mom. - Garnet: Hello."
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"Yes. The children are playing swords."
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"Sorry ... playing with swords. They're bleeding."
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"Oh, no. They are dead."
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"Sorry. I panicked. [boing!]"
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"Steven: What do you mean, your mom won't let you come over?"
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"It's the midseason pre-finale of "Under the knife"!"
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"Steven, my parents are really upset."
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"They say the will not let me see you again until they meet"
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"- both of your parents in person. - Steven: But that's impossible!"
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"I know, but they want both of our families to go out"
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"- together for dinner. - Steven: It sounds so... adult."
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"I wonder if Fish Stew pizza will take reservations for ..."
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"- Pearl, Garnet, dad, Amethyst ... all eight of us. - You can't bring everybody!"
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"- Steven: Why not? - Because ... because... I told my parents"
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"sometimes, but that's because they're magic, not radioactive!"
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"Steven, "nuclear" means two adults"
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"and their child and/or children. My parents think you live with"
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"- your mother and father. - Steven: But none of that is true."
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"No, and it has to stay that way."
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"If they find out I lied to them, they'll never let me"
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"- hang out with you again. - [grunting] Ahh."
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"Steven: How am I supposed to choose just one of you to bring to dinner?"
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"and while our human constructs are capable of eating,"
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"Garnet, you keep us safe by scaring off the bad guys,"
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"just like a mom would."
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"But you're not the best conversationalist."
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"- Steven: Can moms be gross? - Amethyst: Why not?"
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"Steven: Pearl! You're always worried about me, you"
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"teach me lots of stuff, you're approachable, and you're,"
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"- like, totally not gross. [munching] - Pearl: Uh..."
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"Man, why did Connie have to say I have one"
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"- mother instead of zero... or three? - We'll figure this thing out."
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"We just have to put our heads together."
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"It's so obvious! You can all come to dinner ..."
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"- all three of you, fused into one! - Pearl: What?!"
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"Steven: It'd be like ... like I'm actually bringing my whole family!"
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"- Amethyst: That's insane. - Garnet: Fusion is serious magic,"
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"Oh, Connie! I'll never know a star that shines as bright as you."
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"Garnet: [sighs] We have no choice."
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"[slow piano music playing]"
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"[groans] We've been waiting for nearly"
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"[gulls crying]"
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"[rumbling continues]"
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"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Maheswaran!"
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"- Thanks... honeybuns. - Alexandrite: You're welcome... Greg."
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"I'm Greg Universe."
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"And this massive drink of water is my wife, Alexandrite."
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"Alexandrite: [awkwardly] Hi-i-i-i-i-i."
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"[munching]"
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"Don't be rude. [munching continues]"
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"Bleh."
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"[chuckles nervously] Isn't my wife a riot?"
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"[chuckles nervously] So, tell me ... how did you two meet?"
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"- Huh? How did we meet? Well, we, um ... - Steven: They met on a roller coaster!"
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"yesterday. Right, honey? [laughs nervously]"
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"- Eh... sorry. - Have some more breadsticks... dear."
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"Uh [coughs] what is it that you two"
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"do for a living, Mr. and Mrs. Universe?"
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"Steven: My mom works on an apple farm! [sighs]"
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