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Clips from The A-Team - Mexican Slayride (S01E01)

"Take care of yourself, son."
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"The man flew everything from jets to choppers."
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"He was in the Thunderbirds before the war."
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"One of the best combat pilots in 'Nam."
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"Snapped. No doubt about it."
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"Okay, we've got one lead left."
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"Maybe. Stake her out. She's the only lead we've got left and I wanna know where she is every minute."
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"Are you all right?"
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"That was almost a full bottle."
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"- Where do you live? - In a box."
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"Here."
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"Take this. Spend it on food or something."
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"Please."
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"You are a princess..."
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"I like your style, Miss Allen."
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"No park here!"
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"- What? - People's coming. You no park here."
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"- Must leave. Must go. Law say no park here. - Please, don't yell at people."
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"Don't yell at me, okay? I have a terrible headache."
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"- You no park here. You go. - Okay, okay, I'll move it."
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"Wouldn't happen to have any aspirin? I'll pay you for it."
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"Confucius. Great. Just what I need to go along with this headache."
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"You look for A-Team?"
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"- What do you know about that? - Many Chinese in Vietnam."
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"Many peoples know A-Team."
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"- A friend of mine disappeared... - A-Team know."
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"How much money missy got?"
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"I could raise about $150,000."
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"No is enough. A-Team cost more."
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"More? Who do these guys think they are? You gotta be kidding. More than that?"
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"women and people of low birth are hard to deal with."
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"I can't wait to pass that along."
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"Everything I own."
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"You get money. Bring A. Massey picture."
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"- Goodbye, missy. - Mr Lee..."
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"Goodbye."
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"You're late, my boy. I was wondering if you forgot."
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"Come closer. I can't see ya."
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"What is it that you're wearin'? Is it a clerical collar?"
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"You've been a project of my life ever since you wandered in off the streets."
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"Five years old, no home, no family."
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"But ya did keep all us old goats at the orphanage on our toes, that you did."
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"Now you spend your Saturdays in here with me."
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"You've got to invest in yourself, son."
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"I wanna get back. I'm tired of running."
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"Now we join Psychology Chat Back with Dr Toni Pace."
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"Hi there. Our first caller is Carl from Covina."
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"- How you doing, Carl? - Well, Toni, I'd like to say I'm doing fine."
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"But this month has really been strange for me."
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"Carl from Covina. Carl from Covina."
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"Why don't you tell me about it? - Well..."
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"- Mexico. He wants to go to Mexico. - okay."
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"- I moved back in with my younger sister. - Client's a woman."
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"- How old is your sister, Carl? - She's 25."
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"She's always been very assertive and I..."
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"well, I just hate confrontation."
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"- Sure you do, Hannibal. - Who's Hannibal, man?"
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"You don't know Hannibal?"
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"When you go to school, don't they teach you about Hannibal and them elephants?"
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"- Not yet. - Hannibal was a Carthaginian commander."
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"He took his army over the Alps into Italy."
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"He used elephants to carry his equipment."
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"Caught the Romans sleeping and beat 'em up."
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"It's your life, Carl. What do you think you should do?"
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"And I thought I could call him..."
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"and have him pick me up at 3:00 this afternoon."
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"- Sure like to meet a guy like Hannibal. - He's a piece of work, all right."
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"I'll see ya maybe next week. Don't steal no hubcaps."
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"And not ask my sister's permission or nothing?"
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"Be firm. Don't let her run your life."
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"You run it. Say it like you mean it..."
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"Good afternoon. Lieutenant Blackmore to check out Captain Murdock for psychiatric reevaluation."
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"I don't have any orders to that effect."
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"We would like an update. I have gone to a lot of trouble checking his Uncle Deke out of Fairview Mental Hospital."
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"- His uncle who? - His Uncle Deke Murdock."
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"The cleaning fluid salesman."
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"Certainly you're familiar with his ammonia fixation."
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"He hates it."
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"- Classic hate transferral. - You're kidding."
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"I find it best not to kid about mental disorder, don't you, Nurse Schnider?"
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"I don't have a lot of time. I only have his uncle for the day..."
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"The whole family is crackers. Can we move this along? I don't have a lot of time."
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"Have Captain Murdock made ready for release."
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"I'm surprised the surgeon general let me out."
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"- How is Uncle Deke? - You don't have an Uncle Deke."
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"That creep!"
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"- Where'd you get the parade float? - I scrounged it off Cactus Jack Perkins, the rodeo rider."
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"He thinks I'm doing a ring job on it over the weekend. I got us a Gulfstream. Can you fly it?"
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"Hey, brother, if it's got wings, I can fly it."
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"Amy Allen. I'm Hannibal Smith. I understand you wanna hire the A-Team."
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"- Yeah. - Give it to me."
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"You got it."
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"Right now? I'm not packed. What about my car?"
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"Lock it and leave it. We're leaving. You got five seconds."
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"Miss Amy Allen, may I present Bosco Baracus. B.A."
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"Don't worry about it. He's got a bad attitude."
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"But he'll grow on you. Let's go, B.A."
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"Colonel Lynch, this is Mark. I made him."
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"Don't let him spot you. I'm on my way with troops."
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"Kids."
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"I've been laying the groundwork on this plane deal for two months."
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"Just keep your mouth shut."
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"I thought you and your Daddy Hank bought that Lear in Santa Barbara."
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"Before we start yammering away on these business details, I want you to meet my personal pilot."
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"This here's a fella by the name of Buster Hawthorn."
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"- You give Avon a big old howdy. - Big howdy."
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"Buster, why don't you mosey on over there and take a real good look at that Gulfstream..."
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"- So, tell me what happened to the Lear. - Oh. Well..."
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"This is gonna give you a big yahoo."
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"And I'll be damned if his Stetson doesn't bang the top of that cabin."
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"He was madder than a hornets'nest in a rainstorm. It was driving him nuts."
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"So he says to me, "Jo Bob..." He calls me Jo Bob."
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""Jo Bob, you get back on out there and get me that Gulfstream you was telling me about.""
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"So, here I am."
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"- We can make the deal. - You know what I was thinking though?"
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"I thought if I could test-fly that sucker on down to Houston, Daddy Hank... I call him Daddy Hank..."
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"he's down there horse-trading hotels."
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"just make sure he ain't gonna have no problems."
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"I'd hate to have him knock his hat off in the john."
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"- I'll just make up the sales agreement. - Now listen here."
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