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Clips from The A-Team - Mexican Slayride (S01E01)

"I'm a rude man. Do y'all want a cheque, a deposit?"
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"Oh, no. Your credit's okay with us, Jo Bob."
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"- Where we going? - We're gonna turn right up here."
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"I ain't going to no airport, Hannibal. I ain't gonna fly with that crazy fool Murdock."
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"- Did I mention Murdock? - Murdock?"
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"- We're not going to the airport, B.A. - Isn't Murdock kind of crazy?"
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"If he's flying, then we're dying."
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"Turn right, right up there."
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"What you doing, sucker?"
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"- I think I'll get out for a minute. - What's going on here?"
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"This road leads directly to the airport, Hannibal."
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"This road is nowhere near the airport."
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"You lied to me."
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"I told you what I was gonna do to you next time you tried to take me on an airplane, didn't I?"
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"- What is going on? - Now, B.A..."
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"- Why'd he hit you? - Hit me?"
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"If he'd hit me, I'd be in the hospital."
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"Colonel Lynch, it looks like they're headed towards the airport."
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"I'm almost there. I'm on the way with troops."
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"They're over there."
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"Here we are. There they are."
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"How many people you tell about me?"
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"I'm not gonna waste any more of this paper's money on that lost cause."
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"I'm suspending you at half pay for two weeks. You're a good reporter..."
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"I used to do a little second-storey work when I was with the Miami Herald."
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"Bosco Baracus."
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"Sorry, Jerry. That's our screwup. I'll get a guy up there."
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"Johnny, I want 30 seconds underwater. Thirty seconds after "action.""
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"Hey, hey, it's me."
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"- Give me my tail. - Where are you going?"
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"One more step and I got him."
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"There's a payphone. Pull over here."
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"Be that as it may, I'm gonna press him hard and see what happens."
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"a zapper-roo to the old noggin."
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"You really ought to see his record."
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"Now if you can pass Mr Lee's test, you've hired the A-Team."
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"No, not yellow people. "Yell at people.""
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"What time is it?"
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"The master say..."
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"They won't let anybody in to see ya unless they're from your parish or your doctor."
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"First you're orphaned by your parents, and then by your country."
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"Nobody thought you could take an army over the Alps, but Hannibal did."
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"I may be gone for a couple of days."
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"His uncle is having a lobotomy tomorrow?"
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"All right. I get that little sucker on home to Texas."
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"You keep talking like that, I'm gonna take you with me."
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"I'm not sure you are exactly what I bargained for."
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"Twenty-five thousand and change."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh, aren't you supposed to talk to that guy?"
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"Sixty over 112 and dropping. We're gonna need life support. This man's almost dead."
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"My head will roll if this deal got messed up too."
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"- You got health insurance? - Yes."
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"B.A.!"
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"I'm the man you so desperately seek, senor."
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"Whenever he takes them out there, they are blindfolded."
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"I'll get something. Don't bother Miguel."
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"We're not. Miguel, the film commissioner, is, if Amy will lend us a hand."
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"layin' down your money on the crap table and winnin' on the first roll."
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"You can't walk away. You just can't."
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"Okay, that's it."
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"- I get this? How come? - Control the air, you win the war."
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"One man alone in a bell tower?"
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"Stitch 'em, Murdock. I'm goin' around back."
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"Now, B.A."
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"§§"
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"Hey, did you hear that?"
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"secondhand junk you call weapons..."
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"I've read the ads you run in the Hollywood trade papers. "Come down here and film in splendour.""
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"- You got any fingernail glue? - Yeah."
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"- He can't walk. - Let's carry him."
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"Hang in there, baby."
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"I'm nuts. Let's keep that straight. Okay?"
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"or I write the book and blow your cover."
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"- You come. I fix. - What about the car?"
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"You have to do this every time he flies?"
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"- You want him? - No, you take him."
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"Life don't mean nothin' unless you can hold your head up high."
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"He no look too good today."
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"No, no. Excuse me. You're under arrest, Colonel."
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"So, you are the man who has been causing Senor Valdez so much trouble."
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"There was a big stink. And then right before the trial..."
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"- Sorry. - What are you doing?"
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"Get moving!"
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"We got help. See that chopper on your left?"
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"The guy has a very unorthodox style."
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"I am real, real disappointed with this film commission."
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"- Is he nuts? - No, I'm nuts."
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"Damn it, Hannibal. All you had to do was pull the lever."
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"And you've been using the money to finance your so-called guerrilla operation up here..."
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"A crop duster and some poison to kill his marijuana crops."
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"I'd like to have a family, but you can't do that with the government on your tail."
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"Mike Kelly tried to follow that story about six months ago before he got sacked."
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"The master say..."
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"I love it when a mark is angry. They don't think straight."
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"I'm not alone. Give this gonzo a haircut."
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"Al!"
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"Well, if I were you, I'd pull out the camouflage netting."
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"How do people work with you if they're so afraid..."
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"He was spouting proverbs all over the place. I couldn't understand him."
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"- The Princess is nice. - Good enough. Let's go."
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"Amy Allen. Los Angeles Courier Express."
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"Oh, well."
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"Andre's got this idea about stickin' in this cornball dream sequence."
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"It's the best I could do on such short notice. I'm working Miguel overtime."
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"sitting on top of ol' Topper..."
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"He was dragged from this town by Malavida Valdez."
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"I am a soldier."
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"Okay. Come on. You kids can help me carry this pole."
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"What do you kids want?"
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"- Then why do you do it? - For the jazz, baby."
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"Sounds like the bullets hittin' the prop. The timing chain's slipped."
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"Face, give us some help. Do you read me?"
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"My guess is you don't know what's going on here anyway."
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"You think we're lookin' to be "Book of the Month" celebrities? You gotta be nuts."
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"Somebody had to say it. Are you all right?"
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"But everybody calls him Hannibal."
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"Did you like the arms?"
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"- They're around my place like goonies at a supermarket opening. - How'd he trace us?"
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"I'm playing mean with a kind of a sad reluctance."
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