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Clips from The A-Team - Mexican Slayride (S01E01)

"I wonder where they are now."
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"Hannibal's gotta be down there somewhere."
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"- Let's go! - Cut! Who the hell is that?"
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"Where'd that moron come from?"
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"Mike, don't we have an A.D. to hold the traffic on that road?"
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"Come on! People, we're burning daylight here. Let's stay together here, huh?"
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"You're popping up like the rubber duck in my kid's bathtub."
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"The guy we had in Aquamania 1 stayed down four minutes."
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"- Then why isn't he doing it now? - He had a little brain haemorrhage or something."
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"I don't know. Let's go. Come on."
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"Let's get this sucker in the can. Back in the drink, chickie. Same shot."
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"Get back in the lake! Come on. I'm on a tight clock here!"
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"Just give us a second here, fellas. He's on us... Colonel Lynch."
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"He hit B.A.'s pad two hours ago with six M.P.s."
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"Maybe the senator's kid talked. Never thought he had his lights on."
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"- If he burned us, he knows about me. - You got it. We should disappear."
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"I think I got a real handle on my character here."
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"Yeah? Well, you're about to get a chance to play it for Colonel Lynch."
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"That's him. John Hannibal Smith."
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"Come on. Get him. Go, go, go!"
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"- Waldorf-Astoria, driver. And step on it. - Funny."
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"Up!"
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"Hey, come back!"
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"Look out!"
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"We gotta get off this movie lot, Hannibal."
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"Mommy, it's the Aquamaniac!"
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"- How you doing? - I ain't stopping for no autographs."
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"Take a right here. We'll cut through Roman Street."
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"I know this lot like the back of my hand."
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"Oh, no. They changed it."
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"Like the back of your hand, huh, sucker?"
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"- Whoo! - One down, two to go."
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"We just lost Henderson in the lake. You watch yourself."
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"I think I'm in Quincy's living room. - We're falling apart here."
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"We're now entering the parting of the Red Sea."
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"- I don't think we're gonna get wet today. - Get that hunk of junk movin'!"
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"Straight behind us is the man from the Aquamaniac."
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"Let's turn around and give him a big wave."
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"Now that we've gotten that out of the way, over on your left..."
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"Hold it. Let me out."
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"What's he doing?"
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"Pull it and let's make tracks!"
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"He's daring me."
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"No, wait!"
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"He loves the risk, the danger. He loves the jazz."
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"I got him! Now!"
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"Colonel Lynch."
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"Colonel Lynch, come up! Colonel Lynch!"
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"Nice try, Colonel, but you ain't Moses."
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"Beautiful. Give me my tail."
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"What was that Maury Wills junk? He could have fired a shot or blown a wheel off this bus."
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"Old Hannibal loves the jazz, man. He loves the jazz."
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"Lighten up, fellas. You gotta do these things with style."
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"No, we didn't love it."
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"I gotta call Murdock and tell him Lynch is after us again."
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"Veterans Administration Hospital. Good afternoon."
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"May I speak to Mr H.M. Murdock, please?"
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"He's in your mental ward."
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"I'll be with you in a minute. I gotta answer my phone."
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"I gotta be alone with my phone."
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"Howling Mad Murdock here."
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"Murdock, Lynch fell on us. He may be heading your way."
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"He may get real tough."
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"Hannibal, I got company standing in the hall right now."
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"Who's there, Murdock?"
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"A girl reporter. She knows I flew you guys in 'Nam. Got it from Pentagon records."
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"- A reporter? - Only she says she's got a job for us in México."
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"- Remember that friend of mine, that guy who kept fading out, that Mexican guy? - Be careful of the reporter."
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"- And watch out for Lynch. - Don't worry about Colonel Geek."
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"I'm gonna slam-dunk that sucker."
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"And may the great spirit watch over your refrigerator and keep it cold. World without end."
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"Sorry. My mother was on the phone."
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"Your mother?"
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"She did, but I had a line put in. You know, what a hassle."
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"Telephone company, they don't cooperate."
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"Took a while, but we're solid now."
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"So you never heard of the A-Team or any of these guys?"
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"Look. I got problems, you know."
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"Mr Murdock, what are you doing?"
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"I'm shaving. Come on. Haven't you ever seen a man shave in the morning?"
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"I'm sorry what happened to you. Bye, Mr Murdock."
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"The A-Team?"
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"Go to the alley behind the Kozy Kat Klub..."
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"in Hollywood at 2:00 a.m."
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"I have a hunch this Murdock character isn't anywhere near as crazy as he pretends."
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"He's not faking. Mr Murdock has paranoid anxiety delusions and intermittent memory loss."
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"- Violent? - Hardly ever happens."
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"But watch out. It's a trigger word for his aggressive cycle."
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"Where's my dog Billy? You seen my dog?"
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"What you doing, man? Step off! Step off! Did you bring any candy?"
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"- Mr Murdock, get down from there. - From where?"
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"- Off the cabinet. - Don't worry about it, Nurse."
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"Leave him up there. It doesn't bother me. I'll take it from here. Thank you."
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"Harold Lloyd? King Kong? Napoleon's parrot?"
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"I keep telling everybody, don't you think I wanna get out of here..."
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"I have a sneaky feeling that you're faking all this."
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"If you could prove that, I'd sure appreciate it..."
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"'cause they think I'm looney tunes, and I keep telling them..."
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"Man, I'm gonna hit you right alongside the head."
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"§ Alouette, gentile Alouette Alouette, je te plumerai §§"
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"Get off my pants leg! I can't deal with it when you grab my pants all the time!"
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"We were, uh..."
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"We were talking about the fact that you flew the mission over the D.M.Z."
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"You were the A-Team pilot in 'Nam. You dropped off Smith, Baracus and Peck..."
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"when they did their Hanoi bank job, and I think you're still working with them today."
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"Get off my leg! I can't stand it when you touch me like that!"
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"Watch out! It's ammonia."
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"It eats through the soles of your shoes."
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"- It burns your feet. - Amm..."
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"Why do you think I'm sitting on top of this dresser?"
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"I'm not up here for the fresh air."
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"What happened to your head?"
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"They hook you up to this machine and give you..."
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"- Electric shock therapy? - Can you smell it?"
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"Ammonia!"
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"It's on everything. And I hate ammonia."
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"And I hate you."
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"Murdock, I didn't mean to trouble you."
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"Colonel."
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