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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Stakeout (S02E02)

"Yeah. I just wanted to see if you could tell."
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"So how's Ann? She's doing good?"
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"Ann is great."
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"And I bet she really misses you."
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"I'm going to need more of these if I'm going to stay up tonight."
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"Is that candy? Yeah, it's a necklace,"
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"Great. All I've had is fruits and vegetables, for weeks now. Hmm."
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"Instant sugar high! Sugar high!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Sugar slam!"
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"Mmm-hmm. I'm in."
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"Hey, bring me back two cheeseburgers and a green tea."
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"Oh, come on. You got to be kidding me."
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"Yeah. It really was."
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"Surprisingly fun."
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"In fact, watch this."
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"Oh, okay. Just ask me in for a nightcap."
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"Yes, I will."
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"No, no! Damn! Drat! I was going to plan to not..."
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"I just..."
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"9- 1-1. Hi, there."
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"I mean, you guys aren't even dating anymore."
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"Is she dating somebody else? Huh? What?"
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"You just said Ann might be dating somebody else."
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"Who is she dating? Nobody. Mark."
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"That's cool."
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"641 to base, I'm at the vehicle now."
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"I'm all right, Officer. How are you?"
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"I'm responding to a 9-1-1 call"
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"about a suspicious person breaking into a van."
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"I need you to step out and show me some ID."
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"No, it's okay. My name is Tom Haverford."
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"I work for the Parks Department."
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"I had to jimmy my way back in."
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"Well, why don't you jimmy your way out and show me some ID."
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"No, there's no stereotypes about Indians sitting in vehicles."
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"make sure nobody's breaking into Lady Foot Locker?"
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"Hey. I'm very close right now"
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"to placing you under arrest for disorderly conduct."
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"Step out of the van."
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"Motion sensors."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What happened to the guy that was in that van?"
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"What? Oh, my God!"
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"Right here."
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"and just focus here, because..."
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"Ma'am, ma'am, as I've told you several times already,"
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"this is a police matter."
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"Well, it doesn't seem to matter to the police!"
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"Okay. Nice job with that. But let's..."
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"Is it the policy of the Pawnee Police Department"
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"No. And thankfully, that's not what happened."
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"Thank you, Officer. Let's just go home, Leslie."
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"- No! No! - Let's just go home."
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"Okay, come with me, please."
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"Your friend, he acted like an ass."
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"And you got to believe me, he didn't give me a choice."
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"Your name's Dave, right? Can I call you Dave?"
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"Hate to break it to you, Dave. You really stepped in it."
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"What? I'm a government employee, David,"
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"and so is your prisoner."
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"If I wanted to, I could get on the horn,"
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"Yeah, that's right. You heard me. Ron Swanson."
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"Parks and Recreation."
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"Parks and Recreation?"
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"Look, Ms. Knope, it wasn't just his behavior, okay?"
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"I think your friend might be some kind of a pervert."
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"No. Look, that's what people think when they first meet him,"
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"We searched the van and we found a lot of disturbing things."
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"Some professional photography equipment,"
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"and these pictures of some people on a date."
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"Okay, look. Tom and I were in that van together."
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"I brought the candy and I brought a lot of it, because I love candy."
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"But Tom is not a pervert, and he shouldn't be in jail."
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"Well, they're going to release him in a little while."
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"Thank God."
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"Should I get you guys home right now?"
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"Yeah, prison changes a man."
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"I think he'll probably want to see a familiar face"
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"Well, okay, then. See you, Leslie."
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"You ready?"
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"I was born ready."
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"I'm Ron Swanson."
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"Take..."
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"Terrible things happened last time."
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"Bye."
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"Hey. You kind of kissed me."
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"And now we both have herpes. I'll see you later."
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"Mother Teresa, it's not your chocolate."
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"Wake up. What?"
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"Is this your house? Where are we?"
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"Hey. You're awake."
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"Oh, yeah. Thanks for the coat."
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"I can't give it to you. Do you understand?"
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"It's down in the garden."
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"We should grab a drink or something sometime."
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"I just hope that Ann and Mark got home okay."
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"That's all that matters, you know?"
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"That Ann is home and she's okay."
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"Forget about him."
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"Thanks, Tom."
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"I swear to God, it actually... It was there..."
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"These are carrots."
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"Duh! You don't think I know the difference"
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"Okay. I get it."
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"Well, you wanted to check up on your friend and that guy, your ex,"
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"so you could stake out their date."
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"I like Miss Knope. I liked her. I got to say, I..."
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"she was very belligerent and disagreeable."
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"Miss Knope was attractive to me."
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"As a man, I was attracted to her in her demeanor."
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"I was attracted to her in a sexual manner that was appropriate."
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"What a crazy night. Huh, partner?"
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"Want to go get some breakfast?"
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"I wonder if mini golf is open."
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"Home!"
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"Anndanawicz! What're you guys doing? Eating? Love it."
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"Oh, hey, just wanted to thank you"
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"for having me arrested as a pervert the other night."
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"We didn't think you were a pervert,"
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