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Clips from How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy

"Not now, darling."
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"♪ Mm, well, so I smile and say"
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"- ♪ When a lovely flame dies ♪ - (GRUNTING)"
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"BAGLEY: Oh, Julia. Julia, darling."
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"No. Monica."
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"I know."
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"We might never get this chance again."
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"- Sorry. - Monica?"
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"Going along with someone is not the same as listening to a tirade of obscenity!"
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"It belongs to Bagley. He left it at the studio."
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"The greed is out of control."
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"Greed is abolishing the future."
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"It's turning truth inside out and upside down."
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"Oh, Christ, I think I've woken him up. I'll have to be quick."
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"What I have to explain is the mechanics of a holocaust."
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"And I'm not talking about atom bombs, darling."
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"If I was you, Julia, I'd turn this off."
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"- It's only going to upset you. - You see what a nightmare I'm in."
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"- Be silent, you Moloch. - Moloch?"
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"If you insist we have to listen to this bullshit, I need a cigarette."
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"Don't turn off, darling. 60 seconds, and I'll be back."
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"- It told me where you'd hidden the case. - It didn't."
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"I didn't dare wake up and ask"
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"I told you where I'd put the case"
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"it would have some sort of therapeutic effect."
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"It's been on the bulletin board for weeks."
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"You must have seen it 200 times."
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"I realise I've been very selfish."
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"I'm already upset."
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"but in a minute, I'll show you my film"
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"and you can judge my madness for yourself."
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"I want to be heard. I want to be heard!"
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"Within 25 years, the Brazilians will be fixing oxygen prices"
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"Look at him. He's got a cigarette stuck in his bandages. The man's mad."
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"All right, me. It was me. But I was ill."
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"You said I needed help, and I got help, and now I'm better,"
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"Insanity? You still want to sell 'em boils!"
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"Perhaps they don't."
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"Perhaps if they'd hanged Jesus Christ,"
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"And in this case, I most certainly do not."
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"I thought you were dead."
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"BAGLEY: Not for nothing, cos she's free."
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"You're talking to Dennis Dimbleby Bagley."
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"And let me tell you something, boil."
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"and if it hasn't got a price tag, it isn't worth having."
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"I was brought up to believe in that, and so should you, but you don't."
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"You don't want freedom, do you? You don't even want roads."
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"There'd be no aerosols. Detergents would vanish."
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"When the hydrolysed protein and monosodium glutamate reserves ran out,"
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"Packaging would vanish from the face of the earth."
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"They have a right to them. If they have to sweat all day"
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"by Christ, they're entitled to them."
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"They're entitled to it."
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"They're entitled to one of four important new ingredients."
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"Why should anyone have to clean their teeth without important new ingredients?"
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"Why the hell shouldn't they have their CZT?"
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"How dare some snotty Marxist carbuncle presume to deny them it?"
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"Best Company Supermarkets"
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"are not interested in selling wholesome foods."
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"They are not worried about the nation's health."
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"What is concerning them is that the nation"
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"appears to be getting worried about its health."
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"ie, white breads, baked beans, canned foods"
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"And everything from a nosh pot to a white sliced"
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"it must be appreciated from the beginning"
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"that even the nosh pot must be low in something."
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"And if it isn't, it must be high in something else."
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"Which brings me to my final question."
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"to the archetypal, average housewife,"
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"If you look at the market research..."
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"I don't need to look at the market research."
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"I know everything about them. She's 37 years old."
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"She uses 16 feet six inches of toilet tissue a week"
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"She has seven radiators and is worried about her weight,"
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"And because we have her on a diet,"
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"we also encourage her to reward herself with little treats,"
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"and she deserves them."
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"Because anyone existing on 1,200 calories"
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"deserves a little treat."
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""We know it's naughty, but you do deserve it."
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""Go on, darling, swallow a bun.""
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"And the instant she does, the guilt cuts in."
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"It's a vicious, but quite wonderful circle,"
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"If you want to stay in advertising, by God, you'd better learn that."
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"It's being forced on me. I just had them on the phone."
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"They are phoning me back. I've got to give them something."
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"They're getting impatient. We promised them the animatic over a week ago."
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"I'm coming up with a brilliant advertisement for a very dull pimple cream."
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"You know, just a storyboard or some roughs,"
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"- I hope you told him I was out. - Yes, Mr Bagley. You were out."
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"Nobody ever remembers a late delivery, Richard. They only remember a bad one."
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"Your face can be a battleground."
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"BAGLEY: What do they want another pimple cream for?"
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"The market's saturated."
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"MAN: There's a lot of boils out there, Bagley."
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""but we do try."
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""And because we care,"
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""we went to an expert -"
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""and we discovered that sometimes, the most effective way"
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""roots and other natural ingredients,"
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""And if it doesn't work on your blackheads,"
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"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
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"Sorry to disturb you, Mr Bagley,"
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"All right, tell him this afternoon. Four o'clock this afternoon."
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""But at night, I'm a woman,"
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""because I know it works."
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"I'm gonna blitz it."
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"Oh, no, fine, fine. It's going fine."
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"Really?"
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"Well, we could meet for lunch, celebrate my breakthrough."
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"I'd like another vodka martini, dry as a bone, twist, no olive."
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"Stop getting so wound up about it. It'll come."
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"And please put that cigarette out. That's three in ten minutes."
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"Darling, why don't you forget it a minute? Take the afternoon off."
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"- I can't. I've got to see Bristol. - You're not gonna be much use."
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"That's what's so insane about all this. Anything else, I'm fine."
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"Give me a bald head, and I'll sell it shampoo."
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"The moment I think of a boil,"
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"my mind slips into a sort of dreadful, oily neutral."
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"- Does it work? - No idea. It's probably junk."
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