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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Goes to College (S05E05)

"[ Squealing ]"
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"I-I've never expelled anyone before, but that pig had some powerful friends."
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"Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!"
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"Guys, believe me. I didn't mean to get you expelled."
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"Ah, wallet inspector."
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"Hey! That's not the wallet inspector."
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"- [ Humming ] - [ Groans ]"
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"- [ Loud Beeping ] - [ Groans ]"
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"Those crazy noises are computer signals."
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"- Ha! They're out of their minds. - [ Groans ]"
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"Oh, I heard about this. This is the one where Scratchy finally gets Itchy."
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"[ Whistles ]"
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"- [ Screaming ] - We need the outlet for our rock tumbler."
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"- Plug it in! Plug it in! - What, the rock tumbler or the TV?"
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"Wow! They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"It's bad enough they put their retainers in the dishwasher. Can't we do something?"
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"Look, I'm sure we can work something out where we can all live in harmony."
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"- Right, Marge? - No, I want those geeks out of my house."
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"Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme..."
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"[ Gasps ] I've got it!"
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"We're gonna fix it so you guys save the dean's life."
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Okay, guys. We push him out of the way in exactly three seconds."
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"Well, Dean, I'm really sorry for the running-you-over prank."
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"- Prank? - And all those other pranks were my idea too."
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"Well, I'm touched by your honesty."
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"And who knows-- Perhaps I've been a bit of an ogre myself."
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"Oh, Dean. This is what your new hip is going to look like."
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"Better check our answering machine."
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"- [ All Sighing ] - We really want to thank you, Mr. Simpson."
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"The important thing is that we wrapped up all the loose ends."
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"Exam? Oh!"
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"This is just like one of those bad dreams! [ Screams ]"
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"Actually, I've been working on a plan."
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"and hope that somehow everything will work out."
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"Whatever. Either way is good."
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"Oh, man. I can't believe you failed."
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"Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!"
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"We could, well, use a computer to change your grade."
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"Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box."
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"Way to go, Dad!"
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"These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college."
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"And I learned that in order for you to set a good example for your son..."
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"you're gonna take that course over again without cheating."
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"Oh, Marge! You're worse than that crusty old dean."
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"[ Sighs ] Well, I guess it's back to college for me."
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"[ Nerds ] Par-ty down?"
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"Yes!"
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"[ Rock ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Mr. Burns Groaning ] What?"
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"- [ Dripping ] - [ Mouse Squeaking ]"
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"Duh, Homer, why are we down here?"
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"- Uh, it's gettin' away. - Oh, we did bad!"
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"- [ Buzzing ] - Hey! Uhh! Oh! Hey! Come back!"
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"Now my bottom's big!"
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"[ Muttering ] Just poke blindly at the controls until they let you go."
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"[ Bystanders Screaming ]"
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"Must destroy mankind."
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"The box. The box!"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go away."
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"- [ All Murmuring ] - Yes, he would."
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"Oh, and one more thing."
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"That dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!"
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"We now return to School of Hard Knockers..."
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"Cory!"
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"Yes! Take that, Bitterman!"
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"Whoo-hoo! I'm a college man!"
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"I won't need my high school diploma anymore!"
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"I am so smart I am so smart"
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"S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T"
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"Or if you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bass player for the Pretenders."
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"- In there, guys. - [ Both ] Thanks, Homer."
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"I researched these names myself."
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"but the war isn't over."
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"[ Chortling ]"
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"We are the knights who say ''Ni!''"
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"These boys sound very nice, but they're clearly nerds."
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"Really? But nerds are my mortal enemy."
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"You'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table."
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"I'm gonna show you the true meaning of college."
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"If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa."
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"We wait by his mailbox, and when he comes outside..."
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"-Show - [ Cheering ]"
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"You really think you can get us back into college?"
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"is an even zanier scheme!"
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"and we'll forget this whole silly incident ever occurred."
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"[ Woman's Voice ] Number of messages received: zero."
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"[ Kissing ] Oh, I love-- Moral whuzzah?"
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"- You changed your grade with a computer? - D'oh!"
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"hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 1 01 ."
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"It's all falling into place."
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"D'oh! D'oh!"
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"- D'oh! - Pop, what are you gonna do?"
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"[ All Murmuring Agreement ]"
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"Sorry, son, but there's a program about campus life that I really should watch."
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"And unless movies and TV have lied to me..."
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"What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?"
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"Mr. Simpson, Gary spilled his ear medicine."
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"- It's a defenseless animal! - [ Screams ]"
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"Thanks, boy. Now for the crowning touch."
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"[ Gasps ] Computers can do that?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Come on, guys."
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"- [ Squeals ] - Look, you pull its tail straight..."
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"- And math. - And the words to every Monty Python routine."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[ Alarms Blaring ]"
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"There'll be no hospital then. I'll tell the children."
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"[ Fast Riff]"
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"The watchdog of public safety. Is there any lower form of life?"
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"- But why? - Oh, you guys are pathetic."
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"Oh, yes, he's in Geneva..."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"In the name of God, you've gotta tell me!"
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"[ Frustrated Growl ]"
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"- Hey, pal! Did you get a load of the nerd? - Pardon me?"
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"[ Yells ]"
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"Gentlemen, I propose we kidnap Sir Oinkcelot."
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