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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"- Ah! - Whew!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Oh, my God."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You don't do that, either?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"I have failed!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Pops... - POPS: I'm sorry, Junior."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Much as I hate to admit it, my idiot son is right this time."
Black-Ish (2014)
"This is basic stuff."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Even the butt thing?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Especially the butt thing. Basic black."
Black-Ish (2014)
"DRE: What..."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Wow."
Black-Ish (2014)
"POPS: Oh, you're welcome, son."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You did hear me call you an idiot, yes?"
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"Yes. Noted."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Well, I've got a 7:30 online call for Ghost Recon, so..."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Hey, Pops, we fought too hard for these kids."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Can't that be a good thing?"
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"- No. - DRE: No!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Hey, Zoey, I was... Okay."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I know, right?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Like, she just comes up to me and starts talking."
Black-Ish (2014)
"(SIGHS)"
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"Hey, guys. What you doin'?"
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"- Making posters for career day. - Career day."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Ooh, career day. Oh, my God. I love that. So awesome."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Jack, what are you drawing?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"I want to be a teen sensation."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Is that a job?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"You tell me."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Let me see. Whoa."
Black-Ish (2014)
"(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Yeah!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Can't argue with that."
Black-Ish (2014)
"No... What?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"(SIGHS)"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Oh. Test tubes!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Like mother, like daughter."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Those aren't test tubes. - Oh."
Black-Ish (2014)
"They're energy drinks for an ad campaign"
Black-Ish (2014)
"aimed at kids who are too young"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- to drink energy drinks. - Hmm."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I want to work in advertising, like Dad."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Wait. What do you mean?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Wait, sweetheart, I thought you wanted to be a doctor,"
Black-Ish (2014)
"like Mommy."
Black-Ish (2014)
"And wear the same thing to work every day."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Well... - Hmm."
Black-Ish (2014)
"How long do you have to go to school to be a doctor?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Well, there's four years of college,"
Black-Ish (2014)
"and then there's four years of med school,"
Black-Ish (2014)
"and then three years of..."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- I'm gonna stop you right there. - Okay."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Daddy just went to college,"
Black-Ish (2014)
"and he's got all three pair of Yeezys."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Okay, I'm gonna level with you. You are my only hope."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Zoey is obviously gonna marry well."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Probably several times."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Junior, I mean, we're lucky"
Black-Ish (2014)
"if we get him out of the house before he's 30."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Optimistic."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Sweetheart... I need you on this one."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Do you understand?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"of this whole nod thing,"
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"and then it happened."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Dre Johnson, the big SVP."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- I know who you are. - (CHUCKLES)"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Charlie Telphy. They just brought me on as the new account manager."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Oh. Well, welcome, man. - Yeah."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Hey, where'd they bring you from?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Starbucks. Headquarter up in Seattle."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- It's rainy up there. - Mmm-hmm."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Glad that happened for you, brother. - Yeah, yeah."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Lot of bad stuff happened up there in Seattle."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Okay. Well, look, I'll catch you later, brother."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Yeah, yeah, you will."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Unless you heard something I don't know."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Like what?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Like they're gonna fire a brother right after hire."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Uh, no. - They wouldn't do that, right?"
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"- You're cool, man. Everything's all right. - (CHUCKLES)"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Uh, okay. Good. - All right?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- You good? - Yeah, I'm good. You?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- All right? - Oh, again!"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- All right, now. - Yeah."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I mean, he was a bit of a hugger"
Black-Ish (2014)
"and a double dapper, but who cares?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"White guy. White guy. White guy. Wow."
Black-Ish (2014)
"There really are no black guys your age at your school."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Hey. What about him? - He's Filipino."
Black-Ish (2014)
"(CHUCKLES) I'm sure that's what his mother tells him."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Hey, what about that dude?"
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"JUNIOR: Sri Lankan."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Not even a real place."
Black-Ish (2014)
"(GASPS) What about him?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"JUNIOR: He's from Malawi."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Where's that?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Africa."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Pass."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Why doesn't Zoey have to do this?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"I have black friends."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You know, I'm cool, plus I'm black, which is cool,"
Black-Ish (2014)
"The black pool at your school is very shallow."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- It is? - Mmm-hmm."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I haven't noticed."
Black-Ish (2014)
"DRE: Of course he hadn't."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I'm the one who put him in that private school."
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"so it was up to me to make it right."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Hey, boys."
Black-Ish (2014)
"You like chips and soda?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"Huh?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"What are you, 12? 13?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"No, no, no, no! No, no."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Nothing weird. No, nothing weird."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Just looking for some young black boys to bring back to my house."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Uh, ma'am?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"After hearing that back in my head,"
Black-Ish (2014)
"you are doing the right thing."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I'm gonna roll off now."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- (TIRES SQUEAL) - All right."
Black-Ish (2014)
"DRE: Stupid child molesters."
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