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Clips from The Ranch - Back Where I Come From (S01E01)

"- crawling back on his hands and knees! - Hey. Hey!"
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"Screw you, Al Gore!"
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"Couldn't have just told Dad you wanted to stay?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I know you made that team."
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"Uh, no I didn't."
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"When you got cut from that team in Alaska..."
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"you punched out the mascot."
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"Well, that mouthy penguin had it coming."
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"He kept telling the coach I was drunk at practice."
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"You have the worst temper."
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"If you didn't just make that team,"
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"there is no way you'd be this calm right now."
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"All right, don't tell Dad."
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"If it doesn't make you look like an ass, it's none of his business."
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"Isn't this fantastic?"
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"Well, it's a start."
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"Everything's getting a drink..."
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"You know, if someone took a picture of us..."
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"they'd never know how fucked up we really were."
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"Well, to the Bennetts."
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"So... so, maybe I'm the good luck charm this family needs."
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"Hell. The barn's on fire."
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"can we get a couple of cold ones, please?"
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"Colt?"
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"Hank, I'll give you five bucks for that beer."
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"Wha... seriously?"
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"Yeah, it's a little sore."
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"Yeah, it needs a new head gasket. All right, I'll order one online."
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"Well, it ain't gonna be here 'cause you're about to lose this place."
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"So that'd make you born in '93."
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"Dad, this is Heather."
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"What?"
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"Oh, really?"
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"I can still make it. I just need a chance."
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"Uh, Dad, we could use that money."
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"God, you are such a stubborn old son of a bitch!"
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