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Clips from Seinfeld - The Parking Garage (S03E03)

"And, you know, when you think about it..."
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"...it's really quite an amusing case of mistaken identity."
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"And that's all it is."
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"And now he's gone. I'm sure he's looking for the car."
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"Five minutes, that's all. I just wanna find him."
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"- I can't do it. - But why? Why can't you do it?"
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"That's not a reason, You can't. You just don't want to."
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"That's right."
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"I don't know."
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"All right. All right."
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"I... I want to apologize."
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"I was frightened."
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"...I insulted your intelligence."
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"The uromysitisis, the water bottle..."
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"And now I'm gonna tell you the truth."
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"Today my parents are celebrating..."
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"...their 50th- Well, I'm jumping ahead here."
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"And we made plans to spend the evening together."
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"What I haven't told you..."
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"...or anyone else, for that matter..."
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"...is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison..."
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"...for the past 14 years."
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"The inspector never dated a woman under 250 pounds."
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"- Really. - What did he do with all that fat?"
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"Does he just jump up and down on it?"
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"Or does he gouge it like Killer Kowalski?"
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"- Who's Killer Kowalski? - He was a wrestler."
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"He would get down on his knees..."
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"...and squeeze it till they gave."
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"What, here?"
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"You and Jerry. It's..."
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"Okay."
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"All right, I'm gonna go down this row."
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"Kramer! Kramer!"
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"You know, this is gonna kill them."
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"You're aware of that? Kill them."
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"On the biggest night of their life."
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"Your folks have an anniversary today too?"
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"Was your father also in a Red Chinese prison?"
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"Red Chinese prison?"
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"George!"
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"Jerry!"
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"Jerry!"
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"You know when you're walking with someone..."
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"...and you assume that they know where the car is?"
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"And you're fine until you see them do this move. Once they do this:"
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"When they look back from where they came from..."
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"No, you're in bad shape now."
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"Nobody that knows where they're going does that."
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"Well, what happened was..."
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"...General Chang, who, by the way, came up with the recipe..."
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"...for General Chang's chicken. The one with red pepper and orange peel..."
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"- ...at Szechwan Gardens? - I eat it all the time. Spicy."
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"Apparently, General Chang is a flamboyant man."
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"Complete failure as a general, but a hell of a cook."
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"Look at this."
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"Look at this. Will you look at this?"
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"He doesn't have enough with the Mercedes, he has to have two spaces."
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"I tell you, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to spit on it."
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"I would like to see that."
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"- Who does he think he is? - Someone's gotta stop him."
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"- It's against the law, isn't it? - Well, it certainly should be."
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"Okay."
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"This is some machine."
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"Leave it to the Germans."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"What do they get for a tune-up on this?"
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"- Jerry! - Elaine!"
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"Where have you been?"
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"- I was arrested for urinating. - Me too."
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"- You what? - I have uromysitisis."
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"It's very serious, you know."
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"Jerry, look at my fish."
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"- Is he...? - No, but he's not looking good."
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"Please, just drive us around the parking lot to find our car."
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"I can see not caring what happens to us. We're human."
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"But what about the fish? The fish?"
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"Yeah, that's right. You heard me."
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"- You got a problem with that? - Elaine, shut up."
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"Don't worry, I'm packing heat."
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"Hey, hey. Where's Kramer?"
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"- I don't know. - I thought he was with you."
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"Oh, see? See? I knew this was gonna happen."
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"Did we look over there? We check that side?"
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"- Where's Kramer? - Look at these cars..."
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"...they all look exactly alike."
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"The fumes."
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"I can't breathe."
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"I'm having trouble breathing."
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"Hey, George, there she is again."
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"What are you doing? You're killing me."
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"Ask her to drive us around. There's your opening."
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"That is an opening."
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"Excuse me. I'm really..."
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"See, what happened..."
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"- ...my friend forgot where he parked... - Sure, I'll drive you around."
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"- You will? - Sure."
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"We're late and my parents are waiting for me and we're stuck here."
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"Well, I wouldn't wanna get lost in here. It smells like a toilet."
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"- People are such animals. - You're telling me."
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"Filthy pigs."
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"This has happened to me too. It's very frustrating."
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"I'm Michele."
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"Hi, Michele. I'm George."
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"- Get out! - But I didn't mean anything by it."
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"I don't even know I. Ron Hubbard. I didn't know you were with that group."
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"What about my fish?"
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"Boy, those Scientologists, they can be pretty sensitive."
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"What is it? The car!"
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"- The car! - I can't believe it!"
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"Kramer. Kramer's not here. I knew it."
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"- Kramer! Kramer! - Kramer!"
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"Kramer!"
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"Hey, look."
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"Boy, I had a hell of a time finding that air conditioner."
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"You know I looked everywhere?"
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"I completely forgot where I hid it."
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"You know where it was?"
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"- Purple 23. - Right. Purple 23."
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"Oh, boy. What time is it?"
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