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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Is Josh Free in Two Weeks? (S02E02)

"I mean, unless you want to help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I'm the delivery guy, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, right, right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This isn't normal. I shouldn't even be"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- touching you like that. - Oh, no. That's cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I will handle this alone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, plenty of dum-dums"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"plan perfectly good weddings all the time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, bridey. How's the planning going?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great, great. Hey, oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me show you something; look at this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Check this out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I already got 50 yes RSVPs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Four high-target maybes, and even the nos"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"have a little colon-end-parentheses on them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Old school smiley faces. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Isn't that exciting? - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, your dad didn't RSVP to your wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course not, no. He never shows up for anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. Smart, mm-hmm. Yeah. - So anyway,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"people are coming, the wedding is going on"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'm just planning it all myself,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- which is, uh, what I am doing now. - Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're planning the wedding yourself, like a DIY wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do I why wedding? Because I love Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DIY wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's... yes, yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is what our wedding will be."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, look at these."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In fact, our wedding is going to be a lot like"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"this one... Dustin and Sasha"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from Halifax, Nova Scotia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. - Our wedding is gonna be"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a lot like... uh, almost like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? Exactly like their wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DIY makes it so much easier."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the opposite."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause all I need to do is pick up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some burlap sacks,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some mason jars, more mason jars, lotta mason jars."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, they have mason jars for everything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is great, 'cause all I need to do"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is spend a day at a craft store... my wedding's done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Well... - I love DIY"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"way to do a wedding, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-huh. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. So let's look at their Web site."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They even have a to-do list."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So open source."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks, Dust and Sash."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing with all that craft stuff?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wedding stuff, huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DUI, DIY... thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, what are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I make my own candles so rooms smell like me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"even when I'm not in them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's basically the only reason I teach yoga any more,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I get to use my candles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know you've probably gotten all my texts, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I really miss you. - Don't. I-I can't, please."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dear God,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to the Zika virus, but if you have time..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we could really use your help with our fast breaks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh! And, uh, while I have you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if you could have Macy's restock the new Jordan 5's, size ten,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that would be awesome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hustle, hustle. There we go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man. Those kids love you after just a couple weeks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I mean that with the kids,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"not with basketball, obviously."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Okay, that's absurd."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Clearly, you didn't see me dunking on Jimmy earlier."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- He's 11 and we lowered the hoop. - Still."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It felt so damn good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was like, I'm five eight"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude. Thanks for coming in today, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Figured you'd be busy with, like, wedding planning, or..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Nah, no, no. It's okay. I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca's handling most of it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the engagement is that she's so good at wedding stuff,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and loves it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and not to you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like that time you walked around with curtain bangs"
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"for six months because Valencia thought she might"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"want to be a hairstylist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude. Um, I'm involved with this wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I got a ring, I proposed,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I asked you to officiate,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and obviously, I came up with the hashtag, bunchofchans."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, that's a good-ass hashtag,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so you got me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are on it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I never even wash my hands."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, come on. That's not even a sexy one."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. That looks disgusting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I'm gonna assume that it's healthy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's my restart button. It cleanses everything out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I couldn't find any place in this stupid town"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to make it correctly, so I made it myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's got spinach,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Blech. Eh. - Kale,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"cauliflower, Thai mung beans..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why do you have to cleanse?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you know, what'd you do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. Stop looking at my wrists."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just don't feel normal"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I'm packing some extra ounces."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, where is Rebecca? It's almost 11:00 a.m.,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, well, no. You remember? She-she called in sick."
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