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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Is Josh Free in Two Weeks? (S02E02)

"She called in, like, really, totally sick."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. If it's not cancer, you come to work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In fact, most cancers are a half day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I haven't been unable to stamp out around here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For example, what is that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm? What is this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This has got dead skin all over it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's mine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have psoriasis."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We need to tighten the ship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he would put everyone over his knee"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We need to focus, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There was powder at the bottom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need to call your little friend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and tell her to come to work now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ugh. Gross."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula said you wanted to see me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wanted to see you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I could tell you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you need to come in to work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want to see you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great. I don't want to see you, either."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Funny how that happened."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Elevator, kiss, boom, rush to the altar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think I moved up my entire wedding just 'cause we kissed?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're done. Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, you're not getting paid for this week, then!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Coo-Coo-Cool!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Dustin and Sasha."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This was in the tray for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And there's ten more pages printing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, boy. Tiny font,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"double-sided, no margins."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Who formatted this? - Maya, go away. Go away."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hi, honey. - Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, so, check this out!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got this $200 label maker today, and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sparkling water from Joshbecca Mountain."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is fill that bottle with homemade bubbly water"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I'm gonna make in that soda maker"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I just bought today, also for $200."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, uh, this is our wedding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What do you think?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think it's great, and, uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I really appreciate everything you're doing,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Oh, okay. What are they?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's my favorite color."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, so, Dustin wore a 1930s high-waisted vintage tux"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that he patched over with a piece of gabardine"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from his father's wedding suit, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry. I went online today, and I got you a vintage tux"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a hole in it, that I'm gonna patch over"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a swatch from your father's radiology scrubs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Then what about my idea for a Sugar Ray cover band?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but Dus and Sash... They had a jug band"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with a guy playing the spoons,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"another guy on the washboard,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and there's just a lady who hums."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And so I already went on Craigslist today"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and posted an ad for a hummer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's just"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that we're doing something very specific."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at these pictures with me, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And pick out something you like, and whatever it is, we'll do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I hadn't seen those before. What are those?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those are origami cranes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like those."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We could make them together."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Origami."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sounds cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great! Let's look for a tutorial online."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The key to good planning is good organization."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And the key to good organization is foresight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anticipating the needs of the client so that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's wrong? You okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're turning an odd color."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is the sound of my body defeating fat"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is all that is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"clearly someone has passed gas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And we don't need to talk about who did it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but if somebody wants to be loyal"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and to do the right thing and take responsibility,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"then we can all move on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I did it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I farted in this enclosed room."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And she might do it again, folks,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so we should all... be prepared... for that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fold the paper in half by taking the top corner and"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"folding it to the bottom corner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Use your nails to make a sharp crease."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fold the triangle in half"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by taking the left corner and folding it to the right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Take the top flap and open it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"creasing it to the left and right side"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. I fell asleep."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was up all night, and I made 25 cranes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Three or four of them might not be usable"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"due to the blood from my paper cuts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, God, Becks, I'm sorry. - No, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I just... I got to go do some..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"some other things on this list. It's okay? Yeah?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no. Wait, wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come in!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on my way to work, and I thought I'd stop by"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and see how it's all going,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah! It's going great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no, don't sit in it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't sit in it. Sorry. Very, very, very bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not a chair for sitting. It's just for imagining"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you making?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cake pops! Yeah, they're Dasha and Sustin's favorite."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ach! Sorry. Their names are not..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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