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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Is Josh Free in Two Weeks? (S02E02)

"And I've been trying to do it like a normal person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You don't have an agenda ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hand, Patrick ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seriously, Patrick,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But I need just a little more from you today ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ So, Patrick, hear my plea ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was on my way to Palm Springs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"see how things were here in the hinterlands."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was, uh... I... No, I was, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sick? Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm sorry, Dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I can safely breathe through my nose."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, you know, I'm doing a do-it-yourself myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I give up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which everyone knows is actually an F."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just help yourself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna go to bed, 'cause it's the one thing I'm good at."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and couldn't be bothered to do your job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It hurts. I wish it didn't, but it... it does."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- My wedding. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had this at home. It's everything you need."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and up-to-date vendor cards."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'm gonna do it. I'll do it. - Do what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No bride of mine is gonna be shedding like a snake"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You, um... Mm. She..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't forget, I know what gluten does to your face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- dress. - Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For the wedding shower,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, I put your outfit"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, they kind of treated me like ass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Doing great. Does anyone want another one?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where's the... ?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, my dad is a real jerk, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have plans, Naomi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are we okay? The answer doesn't have to be yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good, because the answer is eh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Help! We're stuck!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Just calm down. - I just can't be stuck in here,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I acted crazy and then there-there was"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- but it's never gonna happen again. - Whatever you say."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was wondering if I could pay you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"an exorbitant amount of money to move your wedding date."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When is it? What's the date?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's in two weeks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The wedding is in two weeks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca. Two-two weeks is insane."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Hi, Patrick."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, what do you think of this one?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, don't worry about the walking,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or the length of the aisle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, you know, I think I like the lacy one from Tuesday better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Really? The strapless Gone With The Wind thing? Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, aren't you supposed to go to a fancy lady store"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- to buy a wedding dress? - Yeah, that's what"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you normally do, but this isn't a normal situation."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm getting married in less than two weeks, Patrick."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, right, because a spot"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- opened up at the Malibu place. - Exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that's the only reason that you moved up the wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because from what you told me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it seems like you got locked in an elevator"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with your fine boss..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In any case,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"suddenly, lickety-split,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I actually tried to hire a wedding planner,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but, you know, you try getting one of those bitches..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"On board with an 11-day planning window."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're like, We can't do that. There's no time for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The-the binders."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, maybe ask your mom? I mean,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that seems like the normal thing to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Help you with your wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you help me with my wedding?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, you just sat in my uterus giving me heartburn"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and making me look like a big fat pig."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, Mom, your..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, I can't come early."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm doing a few little things to my face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Filling, freezing, lasering,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and by the end of this day,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna look like an empanada."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's gonna take me at least a week to recover,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so forget it, don't be ridiculous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Normal shmormal. You'll figure it out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. She's pretty terrible."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So after that didn't work, I reached out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to my mother from another mother..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula. Ugh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, look, if it isn't the ingenue"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"beset by tragedy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. And if it isn't the plotting understudy,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just waiting in the wings with a bag of marbles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, look. We're busy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Sunil, stop it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey. I was just wondering if you had any time"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to help me with a couple of wedding things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yes. Absolutely. - No, no, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula. You were just telling me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how you've stress-chewed through so many pencils"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you're gonna have to get adult braces again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? I'm-I'm sorry I came over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I didn't mean to worry you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The wedding planning is actually almost done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's just a couple of cherry-on-the-sundae,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"nutmeg-on-the-latte things to get done,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but finals are way more important."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... I will..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"nutmeg this wedding latte myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I'm handling it all myself."
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