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Clips from Transparent - The Open Road (S03E03)

"I don't... I don't know what I'm doing."
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"Hey!"
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"Ahh, there she is."
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"Whatcha got?"
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"Prune juice and Neosporin."
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"You do love me."
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"Actually, I changed my mind,"
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"and I'm not gonna work at home today."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You're not goin' anywhere."
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"I can help you with that, just come on."
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"No, please don't leave me alone with my thoughts."
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"Just relax and I'll be back."
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"- Bye. - Okay."
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"Love you, too."
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"Well, I'm pretty sure I didn't get bedbugs."
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"Yelp says there's a diner with a strong waffle game about a mile up."
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"Well, honestly, uh, you know,"
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"a waffle is just a delivery system"
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"for the butter and the syrup,"
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"It's kind of like being a nurse."
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"I... I'm pretty sure what you do is a little more interesting than that."
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"It's actually way less crazy than everyone thinks."
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"It's mostly just sad guys with cocaine problems."
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"Come on, you guys probably sit in swivel chairs,"
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"and eat ice cream sandwiches all day."
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"We sit in swivel chairs and drink coconut water all day, okay?"
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"I like coconut water."
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"I imagined a very different picture of success."
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"I used to drive on mushrooms."
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"Drive, like, automotive vehicles?"
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"Um, I think I'm glad I met you now."
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"Oh, honey, I know you are."
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"Come with me on the journey"
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"To Shell and Back."
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"Okay, I... I'm having a little trouble."
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"say your line."
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"Again."
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"Come with me on the journey to Shell and Back."
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"- And... - And now I have to throw up."
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"Oy! Gotenyu. Buzzy, was that all right?"
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"- It was great. - Oh, good."
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"- Oh, good. Good. - I'm sure we got good, good, good, stuff."
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"The best ever."
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"- Yeah. - How much did it cost?"
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"Uh... a little over a thousand bucks."
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"Look, Shell, this is prosumer."
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"we can compete with movies in theaters."
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"Well, I don't see why we couldn't have just borrowed"
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"a camera from Sarah and Len."
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"They got that really nice one for Zachary's bris."
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"A few years ago, but still..."
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"I thought that looked really great."
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"Babe, this is an investment in you."
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"but, uh, you've racked up a lot of electronics"
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"on my credit cards recently,"
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"Relax, babe, I got a system."
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"I enrolled you in a points program."
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"All these points are good for travel."
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"and I'm stuck with it?"
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"I'm not an amateur, Shell."
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"It's just so complicated."
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"This long face. Come here, come here."
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"I'm working up to a big reunion,"
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"and I almost have enough points with everything we've got."
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"A big reunion with what?"
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"Cruise tickets for the entire family."
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"There's that beautiful smile."
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"Oh, G..."
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"Take my glasses, babe."
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"I'd just like to say"
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"Hunched and hunched."
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"Oh, dear, this mean world."
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"How the wind tried to blow her down."
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"Um, I need some coffee. Some coffee."
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"- Yeah. - You here for the open mic?"
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"No, we're just driving through."
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"- So... - Cool."
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"So, yeah, two coffees?"
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"Gripped the walker in defiance of the gust."
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"They didn't get the memo about sun dried tomatoes."
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"I used to work at Wrapped It Up in high school."
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"And we put this nasty pink sauce in everything."
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"And the manager used to run around going,"
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""No dry bites.""
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"Over and over."
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"I do hate a dry bite."
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"And it said, brother, you gotta understand."
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"We are the brave men."
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"Our faces the hardened son of warriors,"
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"battle and battle to keep safe."
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"And the war went on."
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"I want to thank you guys for coming out."
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"Kevin Johnson."
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"♪ Where money doesn't equal time ♪"
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"♪ Time is not a number on the wall ♪"
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"♪ Wall don't keep what's yours from mine ♪"
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"♪ Where who we are is not the same as what we do ♪"
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"♪ Set your clock for another time ♪"
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"♪ The here the now is chiming ♪"
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"♪ Do you hear it chiming?"
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"♪ Set your clock for another time ♪"
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"♪ The here the now is chiming ♪"
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"- Remember this? - Oh, you found the Seder plate."
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"Oh, I love that."
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"You remember that big, famous, hideous Seder of 1995."
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"Remember that?"
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"- With Aunt Brina? - Oh, my God, yeah."
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"Right? She was on OJ's side."
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"What did she keep saying?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I mean, who paid for this?"
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"I did."
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"Please tell me that he pays rent, at least."
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"He's paying you rent."
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"Oh, that is a very sexist thing to say."
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"nobody would think twice about my supporting him. Would they?"
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"Okay, that is, like, completely irrelevant,"
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"is actually what the situation is."
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"Actually, I don't know."
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"I am... happy."
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