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Clips from Transparent - The Open Road (S03E03)

"This the kiddush cup?"
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"No. It's a vase from the Jewish Museum in New York."
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"It'll pass for a kiddush cup."
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"Yes, and that was the end of Jack."
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"Took me a month to find my cat."
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"He dumped her at the animal shelter, you know."
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"Who I met at the animal shelter."
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"Uh, no, he worked there."
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"Yeah."
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"If you don't get the pussy,"
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"you're festishized by a bunch of cock-hungry Johns."
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"you know, you're still stigmatized."
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"All my girlfriends told me not to bother with bottom surgery,"
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"they said I'd be giving up my coin machine."
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"Jesus."
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""Miss Shea, girl, don't you go get that pussy, darling."
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""You know what they say? A chick with a dick is always paid.""
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"I don't know, maybe even having a family."
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"My foot's asleep. You wanna drive?"
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"Yeah. Here. Pull up right over here."
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"Are you seeing this?"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"it's a thing of majesty, I believe."
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"- Of course. - All right."
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"- How are you doing? - I'm good, thanks, how are you?"
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"I'm really good."
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"So, I hear you're having some pain."
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"Well, let's take a look, shall we?"
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"Last time you gave me, um,"
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"Yeah, last time we gave you 40."
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"How'd that feel?"
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"I mean, maybe, I don't know,"
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"I could use, like, 10 percent more, just 'cause..."
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"- We'll get you handled. - Great, thanks."
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"- Did you just fuckin' open that? - Yeah."
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"Wait, I'm like stuck."
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"Watch out!"
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"What's your notion?"
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"always in the back of his mind, he's like,"
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"But, like, with you, it's like..."
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"not possible, so, I don't know,"
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"you could just relax."
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"Like, go all out."
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"Wait, why? I... It's like a positive."
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"- I'm... - That's what you go to?"
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"It's like, I don't see why it would ever be a negative for anybody."
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"It's, like, great. I mean..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's such a fucking stupid thing to say."
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"I'm a fuckin' idiot. Okay?"
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"Ready for lift off?"
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"Spin the wheel!"
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"- Is there an F? - Is there an F?"
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"The great mystery. Goddess. Chahina."
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"I'd like to solve the puzzle."
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"I'd like to solve the puzzle."
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"- It's so sad. - Yes, it is."
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"- Goddess. - Do you love me?"
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"- Forever. - Really?"
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"- Really. - Why is he lost?"
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"Well, what do I do?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"I'm gonna let you hang out here for a few minutes. No rush."
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"So many things just became clear to me, and I just..."
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"Can I say them out loud before I forget them?"
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"I just saw God."
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"Okay."
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"What... What'd he say?"
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"And she's black."
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"Uh-huh."
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"And she looked just like you,"
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"and told me everything is what it's supposed to be,"
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"and that it's gonna be okay, we're gonna be..."
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"We're gonna be okay."
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"Mm."
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"And I can tell you're still not flossing."
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"- Hi. - Hey, what's up?"
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"Hey, um..."
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"What?"
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"Can you just stop for a second?"
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"- Uh... - What?"
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"To talk to you about."
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"and there's really nothing to worry about,"
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"but I just have to tell you that I'm HIV positive."
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"I have to."
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"Just don't want you to find out later,"
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"I'm mean, we're... We're just kissing,"
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"No, you can't get it from kissing."
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"Um, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna..."
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"Um, it's cool."
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"So you okay?"
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"I have some condoms in the car."
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"They work?"
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"of you getting it if you want to..."
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"It would be more like if you wanted to"
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"slow things down and figure out where this is going."
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"Are you mad?"
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"I've been totally cool with everything."
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"Okay, you just were about to fuck me,"
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"and, like, feel weird?"
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"Why the fuck did you bring me here?"
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"What... I brought you here because it seemed fun."
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"- Like, this is fun. - Fun?"
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"- Yeah, you seem fun. - Fun?"
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"I did pay for all this."
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"Fuck you, Josh!"
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"Grow up!"
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"You fucking child!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"Hey."
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"You're gonna stay here."
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"I mean, that's... I know, bring... I'll bring food."
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"What makes a strong waffle game?"
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"I've never actually called out before today."
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"I was out of control."
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"- My neck is getting a little... - It's okay, it's okay."
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"- Did it sound good? - Sounded great."
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"All right."
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"And on."
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"Okay, I guess that's it for today."
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