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Clips from MacGyver - Flashlight (S01E01)

"you could be a very dangerous woman."
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"Oh, you have no idea."
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"Okay, good to go."
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"Back off, Bruno Mars."
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"You're not her type."
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"I hope."
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"O... it's okay, little dude."
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"You are a dude, right?"
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"Yup, you're definitely a dude."
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"Okay, it's okay."
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"Looks like you've been through some stuff, huh?"
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"Oh, man."
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"I think your leg is broken."
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"Uh, don't move. I got this."
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"Uh, uh, there's a little dog over here"
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"- that's leg is... okay. - Not now."
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"Clearly not your problem."
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"Don't move. I got this."
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"What would Mac do?"
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"Stay!"
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"Let's see..."
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"Uh, hey, give me a hand over here?"
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"- Sure, what's up? - Come here, right over here."
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"This dog. Yeah, just... just grab him."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"It's okay."
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"It's okay."
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"Okay? Yeah."
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"- There you go. Thanks, man. - Uh-huh."
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"I'm definitely gonna cry."
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"We have 15 people running out of oxygen"
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"under four stories of rubble, and you're gonna do what..."
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"give 'em a speeding ticket?"
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"Oh, that's funny."
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"that uses low-power microwaves"
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"to locate survivors trapped underground."
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"with a little rewiring"
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"and some custom code from our friends back at base camp"
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"that can sense a human heartbeat through 20 feet of concrete."
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"So, hey, man, what's the deal with your coworker?"
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"You mean my cousin?"
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"Oh, she's your cousin. Okay."
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"- Yeah. - Is she-she married or..."
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"Yeah, yeah, man, she's, uh,"
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"Now we'll see if it works."
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"So I get what he does for your think tank but, uh,"
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"Me? Oh, I, you know,"
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"I'm the big picture kind of..."
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"Hey. We got a hand."
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"- Go. We'll dig him out. - All right."
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"- Hey, you good? - Yeah..."
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"What's the hair dryer say?"
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"Nothing yet."
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"Seems a little strange, doesn't it?"
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"Whoa."
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"Hey, man, the, uh, first responders are outside."
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"It's not safe in here."
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"What was that?"
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"I don't know, man, but I don't think he's a first responder."
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"he's got a throat mic."
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"Hey, Jack, look."
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"Definitely not part of the relief effort."
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"What's he doing here?"
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"Male voices. Speaking Chinese."
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"You want me to tell you what they're saying?"
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"My Mandarin's rusty, yours is non-existent."
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"No, that's debatable now."
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"- I-I been there. - Shh! Shh!"
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"Got at least five or six voices."
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"They're inside the building."
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"I think they're here to steal something."
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"What... what kind of building is this?"
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"_"
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"According to my sources, that building you're at is a front."
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"The DoD calls it Facility H9."
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"The basement levels house an off-the-books DARPA lab"
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"conducting top secret research for the U.S. Government."
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"So the people trapped inside are all DARPA scientists?"
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"are currently trapped 40 feet underground."
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"Yeah, except the mercs weren't going down to the labs,"
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"DARPA's top secret projects from getting into the wrong hands,"
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"the scientists house them"
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"in a vault on the fourth floor."
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"Normally, it's ultra-secure, but..."
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"But after a major earthquake with the power out"
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"and the city sent into chaos..."
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"a pretty dangerous new toy."
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"- Any idea what they're after? - No."
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"that this lab exists,"
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"let alone describe the projects that they're working on."
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"Okay, well, up is a very dangerous direction"
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"to be headed right now."
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"So if these mercs are willing to take on that big a risk,"
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"it's gonna be a big reward."
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"Which means whatever they were after,"
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"bad things are gonna happen if they leave this island with it."
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"Well, then don't let them."
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"I'm gonna go make some more calls."
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"So, what's the plan?"
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"Split up."
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"You do know that's what people say in horror movies"
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"right before something terrible happens, right?"
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"Yeah, but she's right."
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"I mean, we've got two big problems,"
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"and both require our immediate attention, so..."
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"is where I would be most useful"
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"and you're the last chance those scientists are gonna have,"
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"so I think this is where you and I go different directions also."
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"I'll go with Tex."
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"- Yee-haw. - Okay, then I'll go with science guy."
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"- MacGyver, just MacGyver. - Okay."
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"I wouldn't mind it, except I think"
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""Science Guy" is already trademarked."
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"cover more ground if we both split up and, uh,"
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"just stay in radio contact."
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"- Okay. - It's a good idea."
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"- We'll do the same. - Yeah."
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"And, hey, we're not done talking about this birthday, man."
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